Breeds of disgusting co-workers
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Mr or Mrs the company wouldn't last without me so i poke my nose into your business too (it could last quite easy with them!")0
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mr I'm going to clip my fingernails at my desk.0
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mr or mrs oh I ate there last week and was SO SICK FOR TWO weeks, and I'm gonna tell you all about it.
While your trying to eat it.0 -
mr I'm going to clip my fingernails at my desk.
everyday at 3pm this happens.0 -
Mr and Mrs I'm on the computer all day on Myfitnesspal. LOL:laugh:0
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Ms. I don't like to use my inside voice when I'm at my desk on the phone
Ms. No one else will mind if I put my conference call on speaker
I know her:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
mr. or mrs. 'i'm going to stroll into work an hour late, sit around and eat breakfast like i got here on time, and then complain about the lack of adequate time to finish my paperwork'0
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Mr and Mrs I'm on the computer all day on Myfitnesspal. LOL:laugh:
OMG!! I am her!!!!!0 -
Mr. or Mrs. I like to hum or whistle while I am doing "little" tasks...The coworker that is not really listening to you. They are just waiting for you to take a breath or pause, so they can interject their story.
haha got one of both.
how about mrs. too good to be an office secretary, acts like she runs the place
Mine is slightly similar- Mrs ive been promoted from secretary and because you have been brought in to be the new one i am better than you and can look down my nose at you!0 -
Mr and Mrs I'm on the computer all day on Myfitnesspal. LOL:laugh:
LMAO that made me chuckle!0 -
Mrs. Gossip about everything and everyone
Also the Mrs. In your buisness and everybody elses buisness.0 -
Mr and Mrs I'm on the computer all day on Myfitnesspal. LOL:laugh:
OMG!! I am her!!!!!
haha, that's me too (but nobody knows it lol)0 -
Mr. ""It's not my fault" . . . ever (even when it clearly is)!
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Mr. "Nobody told me that" . . . . (even when I have an email trail proving I did tell you).
(p.s. - this is the same guy)0 -
Mr. or Mrs. "I weigh 300 pounds but have more cookies and candy in my office than Slugworth and Wonka combined"
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Mr. "I don't *think* I peed on my hands, so I'm not going to wash them"
ROFL!!! I have one of those... everyday shes on a "diet" cuz shes "ohhhh so fat" and wants to eat healthy like me.... then eats fast food for lunch every to TORTURE me!!!0 -
Mrs. Takes a smoke break every hour and brings back a cloud of smoke with her. Then complains when others take a break!0
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Ms. I don't like to use my inside voice when I'm at my desk on the phone
Ms. No one else will mind if I put my conference call on speaker
perfect.0 -
Mr. I passed a test and got some piece of paper so I clearly know more than you.0
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Mrs. "Know what I mean?"0
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mrs. and mr. Oh a cookie is not going to kill you. You are losing too much weight anyways.....0
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Mrs I can't eat a salad quietly to save my life so I'll chase everyone out of the kitchen with my mouth noises.
and my favorite when you're telling a personal story....
Mrs "oh I have a cousin/brother/sister/aunt/uncle/etc who did the same thing one time......" (NO MATTER WHAT OR HOW TRAGIC IT IS!!!!)
I'm really starting to think we all work in the same building....LOL0
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