Why I am glad to be a guy/gal

Carl01
Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
There are no long lines outside of the guys restroom.

We don`t have to go to said restroom in pairs.

I don`t have to fix my hair or otherwise try to look good just because I am a guy.

If my cooking sucks no one thinks worse of me.

I can scratch myself at will.

If I say or do something stupid no one is shocked or surprised.

I can act sick when I get sick.

I almost never get sick.

I don`t hate people named TOM.

Shaving is optional.

Society makes certain aspects of life/living easier for me. *sorry that this one is so true and unfair*

A grunt is an acknowledged form of communication.

Have at it with your own reasons ladies and gents.
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  • dayzeerock
    dayzeerock Posts: 918 Member
    I have boobs. I win.
  • NicolCook
    NicolCook Posts: 489 Member
    There are no long lines outside of the guys restroom.

    We don`t have to go to said restroom in pairs.

    I don`t have to fix my hair or otherwise try to look good just because I am a guy.

    If my cooking sucks no one thinks worse of me.

    I can scratch myself at will.

    If I say or do something stupid no one is shocked or surprised.

    I can act sick when I get sick.

    I almost never get sick.

    I don`t hate people named TOM.

    Shaving is optional.

    Society makes certain aspects of life/living easier for me. *sorry that this one is so true and unfair*

    A grunt is an acknowledged form of communication.

    Have at it with your own reasons ladies and gents.


    And these are the reasons I am jealous!

    You can pee standing up too, which comes in handy when out and about. One thing I wish I could do ;)

    But, yeah, we have boobs and that turns into a little power :)
  • Sunshine_Girlie
    Sunshine_Girlie Posts: 618 Member
    The title you picked for this had me a little confused.. haha.
  • springtrio
    springtrio Posts: 429 Member
    I have boobs. I win.

    Yeah that. Moobs don't count.
  • FaugHorn
    FaugHorn Posts: 1,060 Member
    I have boobs. I win.

    Pretty sure guys feel like they win because you have boobs too :)
  • anthony438
    anthony438 Posts: 578 Member
    I have boobs. I win.

    Yeah that. Moobs don't count.

    They don't??? Damn, I'm screwed.
  • RachelSRoach1
    RachelSRoach1 Posts: 435 Member
    I have boobs. I win.

    Ha! Sorry, she's right.

    Plus.. I wouldn't be okay with my husband getting away with those things.. so you like a rather cavalier lifestyle.

    I have a family I get to take care of

    I got to experience my children 9 months before my husband did

    I get to wear sparkly jewelry

    I can do more fun exercises... like Zumba!
  • springtrio
    springtrio Posts: 429 Member
    I have boobs. I win.

    Yeah that. Moobs don't count.

    They don't??? Damn, I'm screwed.

    Can't say I know any women (including myself) that want to play with moobs.
  • I_give_it_2_u_str8
    I_give_it_2_u_str8 Posts: 680 Member
    because i make more money this way:

    http://ca.news.yahoo.com/nice-guys-finish-second-women-finish-last-155202883.html
  • JsGirl93
    JsGirl93 Posts: 1,156
    "I can scratch myself at will."

    ....NO Carl....
  • Chunkabutt83
    Chunkabutt83 Posts: 461
    the best thing about being a woman? We are always right :laugh:
  • irishgal44
    irishgal44 Posts: 1,141 Member
    Hmmmm...women go into the bathroom in pairs? I always thought that was an urban legend.
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    Why I like being a gal...

    I can hug members of the same sex without anyone thinking it's weird
    Shaving is truly optional...and no one has to know
    Doors get opened for me
    Heavy stuff gets carried for me
    When I get drunk, it's cute
    I can wear makeup to cover blemishes
    My reproductive organs are on the inside of my body
  • anthony438
    anthony438 Posts: 578 Member
    I have boobs. I win.

    Yeah that. Moobs don't count.

    They don't??? Damn, I'm screwed.

    Can't say I know any women (including myself) that want to play with moobs.

    Would it help if I said they were furry? :laugh:
  • Shweedog
    Shweedog Posts: 883 Member
    ***All your positives I turned into MY (woman) positives!!!!

    I get to have a fun chat with my friends and minus my boyfriend while waiting in lines at bathrooms

    I always have a bathroom buddy and never have to go alone.

    I can fix my hair in several differnt ways to fit each and every occassion.

    I was born with a natural ability to cook.

    I can make scratching myself look sexy.

    Naturally, being a woman, I never say anything stupid.

    I can make any sickness better because, hey, I am a woman.

    Men named TOM have no power over me!

    I can shave my whole body and it is considered sexy and not gay.

    Society makes certain aspects of life/living easier for me. *sorry that this one is so true and unfair* - YOU GOT ME WITH THIS ONE

    A sigh is an acknowledged form of communication.
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    we get to be pretty and wear pretty things, if we want to, and we can be strong, too :wink:
  • irishgal44
    irishgal44 Posts: 1,141 Member
    I have boobs. I win.

    Yeah that. Moobs don't count.

    They don't??? Damn, I'm screwed.

    Can't say I know any women (including myself) that want to play with moobs.

    Would it help if I said they were furry? :laugh:

    A hairy chest is HOT. Hairy moobs...not so hot. LOL
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
    What I like about being a gal... my cojones are only metaphoric and not prone to injury.
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    lets see....

    I GET to go to the bathroom in pairs and giggle about all the man scratching youre doing.
    I can comfort a man when hes got "the plague". I actually really enjoy this
    I can carry a child. The most amazing thing ever
    Being able to melt even the most manly dude.... thats some kind of wonderful ;)
    oh..... and BOOBS!
  • brittanyjeanxo
    brittanyjeanxo Posts: 1,831 Member
    I can be lazy and sit down when I pee.

    I can pamper myself with girly stuff and no one will think I'm too feminine.

    Soft skin :D

    Boobs.
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    All my orgasms are real.
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    All my orgasms are real.
    but I can have multiples...
  • Krull_the_WarriorKing
    Krull_the_WarriorKing Posts: 650 Member
    I can wear a thong without anyone knowing
    I can pee sitting down by choice
    I only need tampons when I have a cold or when it's raining.
    My bojangles are weather size adjustable
    My purse is called a satchel which is much cooler
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    All my orgasms are real.

    true, but i can have multiples.
  • morganhccstudent724
    morganhccstudent724 Posts: 1,261 Member
    I have a vagina...and that my friend...is like having hypnotist in my pants.
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    All my orgasms are real.

    true, but i can have multiples.

    soooooo true! we win!!
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    All my orgasms are real.

    true, but i can have multiples.

    soooooo true! we win!!

    this is THE trump card.
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
    I have boobs. I win.

    Pretty sure guys feel like they win because you have boobs too :)

    for sure!
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
    I have a vagina...and that my friend...is like having hypnotist in my pants.

    You win!
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    the best thing about being a woman? We are always right :laugh:

    :laugh: :laugh: What she said. Plus we're prettier. :bigsmile:
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