Why I am glad to be a guy/gal
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This goes back to one of my reasons...my reproductive organs are on the inside of my bodythis all does actually factor in my #1 reason i'm glad to be a chick: no one can tell when i'm really turned on.
Thus no one can tell when I'm aroused, and I'm less prone to injury0 -
or just a regular head... also doesnt require batteries
Most come with a free hammer action as standard...0 -
I have boobs. I win.
Flawless Victory.0 -
I never have to pass a casaba melon sized living creature through my urethra.0
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This goes back to one of my reasons...my reproductive organs are on the inside of my bodythis all does actually factor in my #1 reason i'm glad to be a chick: no one can tell when i'm really turned on.
Thus no one can tell when I'm aroused, and I'm less prone to injury
really is handy.0 -
I never have to pass a casaba melon sized living creature through my urethra.
ya, you can save your urethra for other useful things...0 -
or just a regular head... also doesnt require batteries
Most come with a free hammer action as standard...
too many Capt. Hammer jokes... cannot pick one.0 -
This goes back to one of my reasons...my reproductive organs are on the inside of my body
Thus no one can tell when I'm aroused, and I'm less prone to injury
True, but you also don't have a convenient place to put your coat if you run out of hangers.0 -
I never have to pass a casaba melon sized living creature through my urethra.
Check and mate0 -
fine, i'll play along
- i never have to pay for my own drinks (no i don't depend on this, but it's quite nice)
- i can wear pretty clothes
- i look good in high heels
- i can have multiple orgasms before you even have one
- i can fake one if i just want it to be over and done with
- i don't have to be insecure about my "size"
- i don't have to wait in long lines at the bar
- a good hair day/outfit makes everything better
- chocolate solves all my problems
- i consistently surprise people with my intelligence (how dare a girl be that smart?)
- i spend more time turning down offers than thinking of ways to approach someone
- i'm bi - best of both worlds i say!
- society caters to me even if the economy does not
- i have boobs
- i don't get tennis arm
- people buy me things
- i consistently shatter stereotypes and relish every minute (why yes i can change my own tire, replace my brakes, etc.)
i could keep going, but it's ok.0 -
I never have to pass a casaba melon sized living creature through my urethra.
neither do i - thank you Mirena.0 -
Neither do I...husband got himself fixed. We're never having kids.I never have to pass a casaba melon sized living creature through my urethra.0 -
fine, i'll play along
- i never have to pay for my own drinks (no i don't depend on this, but it's quite nice)
only applies to hot girls.
- i can wear pretty clothes
only applies to hot girls.
- i look good in high heels
only applies to hot girls.
- i can have multiple orgasms before you even have one
when you account for how rare this is, its almost a non issue
- i can fake one if i just want it to be over and done with
this is a benefit how?
- i don't have to be insecure about my "size"
only applies to hot girls.
- i don't have to wait in long lines at the bar
only applies to hot girls.
- a good hair day/outfit makes everything better
only applies to hot girls.
- chocolate solves all my problems
ok.
- i consistently surprise people with my intelligence (how dare a girl be that smart?)
only applies to hot girls.
- i spend more time turning down offers than thinking of ways to approach someone
only applies to hot girls.
- i'm bi - best of both worlds i say!
only applies to hot girls.
- society caters to me even if the economy does not
only applies to hot girls.
- i have boobs
only applies to hot girls.
- i don't get tennis arm
ok.
- people buy me things
only applies to hot girls.
- i consistently shatter stereotypes and relish every minute (why yes i can change my own tire, replace my brakes, etc.)
only applies to hot girls.
i could keep going, but it's ok.
only applies to hot girls.0 -
I've never known a guy who just wanted it to be over and done with.- i can fake one if i just want it to be over and done with0 -
but I can have multiples...All my orgasms are real.
So can I.
Being married, I can easily have 2 or 3 a year, no problem.
lol, aw kinda sad....
Sad? Heck, I'm still bragging about April
if I had to wait that long, I would not be a happy camper AT all....
Which is another reason to be glad to be a guy...we would have to spend a fortune on batteries.
I don't know but I think YOU guys got the short end of the stick there.... I'd rather spend a fortune on batteries than have to do all that work manually that you guys hafta do...
Nah, 3 minutes really isn't that much work0 -
fine, i'll play along
- i never have to pay for my own drinks (no i don't depend on this, but it's quite nice)
only applies to hot girls.
- i can wear pretty clothes
only applies to hot girls.
- i look good in high heels
only applies to hot girls.
- i can have multiple orgasms before you even have one
when you account for how rare this is, its almost a non issue
- i can fake one if i just want it to be over and done with
this is a benefit how?
- i don't have to be insecure about my "size"
only applies to hot girls.
- i don't have to wait in long lines at the bar
only applies to hot girls.
- a good hair day/outfit makes everything better
only applies to hot girls.
- chocolate solves all my problems
ok.
- i consistently surprise people with my intelligence (how dare a girl be that smart?)
only applies to hot girls.
- i spend more time turning down offers than thinking of ways to approach someone
only applies to hot girls.
- i'm bi - best of both worlds i say!
only applies to hot girls.
- society caters to me even if the economy does not
only applies to hot girls.
- i have boobs
only applies to hot girls.
- i don't get tennis arm
ok.
- people buy me things
only applies to hot girls.
- i consistently shatter stereotypes and relish every minute (why yes i can change my own tire, replace my brakes, etc.)
only applies to hot girls.
i could keep going, but it's ok.
only applies to hot girls.
true. so i guess that's a categorical answer but... either way... i'm only answering from experience. wouldn't say i'm "hot", but if anyone else cares to --- i don't see any reason to argue lol0 -
lol sorry i wasnt trying to be mean spirited, just a smart *kitten*0
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but I can have multiples...All my orgasms are real.
So can I.
Being married, I can easily have 2 or 3 a year, no problem.
lol, aw kinda sad....
Sad? Heck, I'm still bragging about April
if I had to wait that long, I would not be a happy camper AT all....
Which is another reason to be glad to be a guy...we would have to spend a fortune on batteries.
I don't know but I think YOU guys got the short end of the stick there.... I'd rather spend a fortune on batteries than have to do all that work manually that you guys hafta do...
Nah, 3 minutes really isn't that much work
Builds the arm muscles too.0 -
beats being a dumb *kitten*...lol sorry i wasnt trying to be mean spirited, just a smart *kitten*0 -
Can't we all just be people?0
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but I can have multiples...All my orgasms are real.
So can I.
Being married, I can easily have 2 or 3 a year, no problem.
lol, aw kinda sad....
Sad? Heck, I'm still bragging about April
if I had to wait that long, I would not be a happy camper AT all....
Which is another reason to be glad to be a guy...we would have to spend a fortune on batteries.
I don't know but I think YOU guys got the short end of the stick there.... I'd rather spend a fortune on batteries than have to do all that work manually that you guys hafta do...
Nah, 3 minutes really isn't that much work
Builds the arm muscles too.
Yeah, but not evenly - My left arm looks like Popeye, but my right one looks like Olive Oil.0 -
Before this thread gets locked, I'll drop this real one. I enjoy the work I put into giving a girl her ferris wheel ride. If you really want to know how a guy can feel powerful, (in a healthy way) it is not pushing people around etc etc, it's being able to unlock a womans walls and making THAT happen.0
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Where's the fun in that?Can't we all just be people?0 -
beats being a dumb *kitten*...lol sorry i wasnt trying to be mean spirited, just a smart *kitten*
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: agreed!0 -
I can find a mechanic by being a girl and know if he's bsing me, without him ever knowing.
Free drinks....
I dont have to find a ladder to get things up high.
Also, when in a male dominated field (ie. sailor on a ship) its way easier to get things... because boobs and flirting just makes it easier to get things.
I don't feel the need to flex when another chick walks by and its okay to check her out admire or not admire and not have my sexuality quesioned.0 -
Alright already I get moobs are bad. :sad:
I wouldn't worry. Most women overlook it if you have something 6" x 2" bulging in your pocket.
Yeah, women sure do like a man with money...
I like if they MAKE money, but to help pay the bills, not to make me a Princess0 -
Can't we all just be people?
what about animals?0 -
Can't we all just be people?
what about animals?
I agree; it's hard to put pants on a cat.0 -
beats being a dumb *kitten*...lol sorry i wasnt trying to be mean spirited, just a smart *kitten*
you got offended by that one did ya? its ok, you're probably good at other things.. like spelling really well0 -
I can find a mechanic by being a girl and know if he's bsing me, without him ever knowing.
Free drinks....
I dont have to find a ladder to get things up high.
Also, when in a male dominated field (ie. sailor on a ship) its way easier to get things... because boobs and flirting just makes it easier to get things.
I don't feel the need to flex when another chick walks by and its okay to check her out admire or not admire and not have my sexuality quesioned.
a sailor on the ship thing doesnt always work out... im just saying... 1000 sailors leave... 500 couples come back...
hehe i was a marine...
now... i like being male... because i dont have to be emotional... but if i am... i get laid... so yeah...0
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