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    • Posts: 6,160 Member
      this all does actually factor in my #1 reason i'm glad to be a chick: no one can tell when i'm really turned on.
      This goes back to one of my reasons...my reproductive organs are on the inside of my body
      Thus no one can tell when I'm aroused, and I'm less prone to injury
    • Posts: 4,500 Member

      or just a regular head... also doesnt require batteries

      Most come with a free hammer action as standard...
    • Posts: 582 Member
      I have boobs. I win.

      Flawless Victory.
    • Posts: 695
      I never have to pass a casaba melon sized living creature through my urethra.
    • Posts: 3,927 Member
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      This goes back to one of my reasons...my reproductive organs are on the inside of my body
      Thus no one can tell when I'm aroused, and I'm less prone to injury

      really is handy.
    • Posts: 680 Member
      I never have to pass a casaba melon sized living creature through my urethra.

      ya, you can save your urethra for other useful things...
    • Posts: 3,927 Member
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      Most come with a free hammer action as standard...

      too many Capt. Hammer jokes... cannot pick one.
    • Posts: 4,500 Member
      This goes back to one of my reasons...my reproductive organs are on the inside of my body
      Thus no one can tell when I'm aroused, and I'm less prone to injury

      True, but you also don't have a convenient place to put your coat if you run out of hangers.
    • Posts: 578 Member
      I never have to pass a casaba melon sized living creature through my urethra.

      Check and mate
    • Posts: 1,850 Member
      fine, i'll play along

      - i never have to pay for my own drinks (no i don't depend on this, but it's quite nice)
      - i can wear pretty clothes
      - i look good in high heels
      - i can have multiple orgasms before you even have one
      - i can fake one if i just want it to be over and done with
      - i don't have to be insecure about my "size"
      - i don't have to wait in long lines at the bar
      - a good hair day/outfit makes everything better
      - chocolate solves all my problems
      - i consistently surprise people with my intelligence (how dare a girl be that smart?)
      - i spend more time turning down offers than thinking of ways to approach someone
      - i'm bi - best of both worlds i say!
      - society caters to me even if the economy does not
      - i have boobs
      - i don't get tennis arm
      - people buy me things
      - i consistently shatter stereotypes and relish every minute (why yes i can change my own tire, replace my brakes, etc.)

      i could keep going, but it's ok.
    • Posts: 1,850 Member
      I never have to pass a casaba melon sized living creature through my urethra.

      neither do i - thank you Mirena.
    • Posts: 6,160 Member
      I never have to pass a casaba melon sized living creature through my urethra.
      Neither do I...husband got himself fixed. We're never having kids.
    • Posts: 680 Member
      fine, i'll play along

      - i never have to pay for my own drinks (no i don't depend on this, but it's quite nice)
      only applies to hot girls.

      - i can wear pretty clothes
      only applies to hot girls.

      - i look good in high heels
      only applies to hot girls.

      - i can have multiple orgasms before you even have one
      when you account for how rare this is, its almost a non issue

      - i can fake one if i just want it to be over and done with
      this is a benefit how?

      - i don't have to be insecure about my "size"
      only applies to hot girls.

      - i don't have to wait in long lines at the bar
      only applies to hot girls.

      - a good hair day/outfit makes everything better
      only applies to hot girls.

      - chocolate solves all my problems
      ok.

      - i consistently surprise people with my intelligence (how dare a girl be that smart?)
      only applies to hot girls.

      - i spend more time turning down offers than thinking of ways to approach someone
      only applies to hot girls.

      - i'm bi - best of both worlds i say!
      only applies to hot girls.

      - society caters to me even if the economy does not
      only applies to hot girls.

      - i have boobs
      only applies to hot girls.

      - i don't get tennis arm
      ok.

      - people buy me things
      only applies to hot girls.

      - i consistently shatter stereotypes and relish every minute (why yes i can change my own tire, replace my brakes, etc.)
      only applies to hot girls.

      i could keep going, but it's ok.
      only applies to hot girls.
    • Posts: 6,160 Member
      - i can fake one if i just want it to be over and done with
      I've never known a guy who just wanted it to be over and done with.
    • Posts: 578 Member
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      I don't know but I think YOU guys got the short end of the stick there.... I'd rather spend a fortune on batteries than have to do all that work manually that you guys hafta do...

      Nah, 3 minutes really isn't that much work
    • Posts: 1,850 Member
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      true. so i guess that's a categorical answer but... either way... i'm only answering from experience. wouldn't say i'm "hot", but if anyone else cares to --- i don't see any reason to argue lol
    • Posts: 680 Member
      lol sorry i wasnt trying to be mean spirited, just a smart *kitten*
    • Posts: 9,307 Member
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      Nah, 3 minutes really isn't that much work

      Builds the arm muscles too. :embarassed:
    • Posts: 6,160 Member
      lol sorry i wasnt trying to be mean spirited, just a smart *kitten*
      beats being a dumb *kitten*...
    • Posts: 3,386 Member
      Can't we all just be people?
    • Posts: 578 Member
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      Builds the arm muscles too. :embarassed:

      Yeah, but not evenly - My left arm looks like Popeye, but my right one looks like Olive Oil.
    • Posts: 695
      Before this thread gets locked, I'll drop this real one. I enjoy the work I put into giving a girl her ferris wheel ride. If you really want to know how a guy can feel powerful, (in a healthy way) it is not pushing people around etc etc, it's being able to unlock a womans walls and making THAT happen.
    • Posts: 6,160 Member
      Can't we all just be people?
      Where's the fun in that?
    • Posts: 1,850 Member
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      beats being a dumb *kitten*...

      :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: agreed!
    • Posts: 2,137 Member
      I can find a mechanic by being a girl and know if he's bsing me, without him ever knowing.

      Free drinks....

      I dont have to find a ladder to get things up high.

      Also, when in a male dominated field (ie. sailor on a ship) its way easier to get things... because boobs and flirting just makes it easier to get things.

      I don't feel the need to flex when another chick walks by and its okay to check her out admire or not admire and not have my sexuality quesioned.
    • Posts: 3,100 Member
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      I wouldn't worry. Most women overlook it if you have something 6" x 2" bulging in your pocket.

      Yeah, women sure do like a man with money...


      I like if they MAKE money, but to help pay the bills, not to make me a Princess
    • Posts: 3,100 Member
      Can't we all just be people?


      what about animals?
    • Posts: 578 Member
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      what about animals?

      I agree; it's hard to put pants on a cat.
    • Posts: 680 Member
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      beats being a dumb *kitten*...

      you got offended by that one did ya? its ok, you're probably good at other things.. like spelling really well
    • Posts: 1,236 Member
      I can find a mechanic by being a girl and know if he's bsing me, without him ever knowing.

      Free drinks....

      I dont have to find a ladder to get things up high.

      Also, when in a male dominated field (ie. sailor on a ship) its way easier to get things... because boobs and flirting just makes it easier to get things.

      I don't feel the need to flex when another chick walks by and its okay to check her out admire or not admire and not have my sexuality quesioned.


      a sailor on the ship thing doesnt always work out... im just saying... 1000 sailors leave... 500 couples come back...

      hehe i was a marine...


      now... i like being male... because i dont have to be emotional... but if i am... i get laid... so yeah...
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