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Why I am glad to be a guy/gal

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  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    All my orgasms are real.

    true, but i can have multiples.

    soooooo true! we win!!

    this is THE trump card.

    So can men.

    That and my *kitten* is never a factor in a job interview.
  • LoveleeB
    LoveleeB Posts: 560 Member
    I can wear a thong without anyone knowing
    I can pee sitting down by choice
    I only need tampons when I have a cold or when it's raining.
    My bojangles are weather size adjustable
    My purse is called a satchel which is much cooler

    hahahahaah

    I wear a thong so people notice my nice *kitten*
    I pee sitting down because its more comfortable than standing
    No comment...
    I don't have to worry about my bojangles shrinking
    My purses are Coach, AND they can be called satchels too. ;)
  • anthony438
    anthony438 Posts: 578 Member
    All my orgasms are real.
    but I can have multiples...

    So can I.

    Being married, I can easily have 2 or 3 a year, no problem.
  • JsGirl93
    JsGirl93 Posts: 1,156
    I only need tampons when I have a cold or when it's raining.

    What. The. H***??? LOL
  • I_give_it_2_u_str8
    I_give_it_2_u_str8 Posts: 680 Member
    All my orgasms are real.
    but I can have multiples...

    So can I.

    Being married, I can easily have 2 or 3 a year, no problem.

    lol
  • shiggyshane
    shiggyshane Posts: 215
    I have a vagina...and that my friend...is like having hypnotist in my pants.

    lmao! scary but true sometimes..
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    All my orgasms are real.
    but I can have multiples...

    So can I.

    Being married, I can easily have 2 or 3 a year, no problem.


    lol, aw kinda sad....
  • mojo75
    mojo75 Posts: 314 Member
    hmm why am i glad to be a guy? Look at all the sexy women in here! Nuff said!
  • NicolCook
    NicolCook Posts: 489 Member
    All my orgasms are real.
    but I can have multiples...

    ^^^ THIS!!
  • anthony438
    anthony438 Posts: 578 Member
    All my orgasms are real.
    but I can have multiples...

    So can I.

    Being married, I can easily have 2 or 3 a year, no problem.


    lol, aw kinda sad....

    Sad? Heck, I'm still bragging about April
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    All my orgasms are real.

    true, but i can have multiples.

    soooooo true! we win!!

    this is THE trump card.

    So can men.

    That and my *kitten* is never a factor in a job interview.

    then you are one of a very select few and very lucky.

    yes it is, we're just more subtle about it.
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    All my orgasms are real.
    but I can have multiples...

    So can I.

    Being married, I can easily have 2 or 3 a year, no problem.


    lol, aw kinda sad....

    Sad? Heck, I'm still bragging about April

    if I had to wait that long, I would not be a happy camper AT all.... :/
  • Krull_the_WarriorKing
    Krull_the_WarriorKing Posts: 650 Member
    true, but i can have multiples.

    But we can finish fast enough that you don't ...Booyah
  • I_give_it_2_u_str8
    I_give_it_2_u_str8 Posts: 680 Member
    uhm, i think he's joking..:huh:
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    All my orgasms are real.
    but I can have multiples...

    So can I.

    Being married, I can easily have 2 or 3 a year, no problem.


    lol, aw kinda sad....

    Sad? Heck, I'm still bragging about April

    if I had to wait that long, I would not be a happy camper AT all.... :/

    Which is another reason to be glad to be a guy...we would have to spend a fortune on batteries.:tongue:
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    true, but i can have multiples.

    But we can finish fast enough that you don't ...Booyah

    sweetie, that's when i turn to my buddies: Black and Decker.
  • Krull_the_WarriorKing
    Krull_the_WarriorKing Posts: 650 Member
    sweetie, that's when i turn to my buddies: Black and Decker.

    Don't rain on my parade. I'm out of tampons.
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    I am twice as smart as any woman because I get to think with two heads.

    The big one

    and

    the little one
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    All my orgasms are real.
    but I can have multiples...

    So can I.

    Being married, I can easily have 2 or 3 a year, no problem.


    lol, aw kinda sad....

    Sad? Heck, I'm still bragging about April

    if I had to wait that long, I would not be a happy camper AT all.... :/

    Which is another reason to be glad to be a guy...we would have to spend a fortune on batteries.:tongue:


    no batteries required, because I require the real deal all the time :wink:
  • I_give_it_2_u_str8
    I_give_it_2_u_str8 Posts: 680 Member
    I am twice as smart as any woman because I get to think with two heads.

    The big one

    and

    the little one


    its usually hard to think with both at once though :/
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    Which is another reason to be glad to be a guy...we would have to spend a fortune on batteries.
    A really good toy doesn't require batteries.
  • keb80
    keb80 Posts: 394
    All my orgasms are real.
    but I can have multiples...

    So can I.

    Being married, I can easily have 2 or 3 a year, no problem.


    lol, aw kinda sad....

    Sad? Heck, I'm still bragging about April

    if I had to wait that long, I would not be a happy camper AT all.... :/

    Which is another reason to be glad to be a guy...we would have to spend a fortune on batteries.:tongue:

    I don't know but I think YOU guys got the short end of the stick there.... I'd rather spend a fortune on batteries than have to do all that work manually that you guys hafta do...
  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
    Alright already I get moobs are bad. :sad:
  • anthony438
    anthony438 Posts: 578 Member
    Which is another reason to be glad to be a guy...we would have to spend a fortune on batteries.
    A really good toy doesn't require batteries.

    Yeah, but those you have to pull-start
  • Miss_Chievous_wechange
    Miss_Chievous_wechange Posts: 1,230 Member
    I don't think I would be as cute if I were a guy. LOL
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    Which is another reason to be glad to be a guy...we would have to spend a fortune on batteries.
    A really good toy doesn't require batteries.

    Yeah, but those you have to pull-start

    a good shower head does wonders :)
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    Alright already I get moobs are bad. :sad:

    I wouldn't worry. Most women overlook it if you have something 6" x 2" bulging in your pocket.

    Yeah, women sure do like a man with money...
  • I_give_it_2_u_str8
    I_give_it_2_u_str8 Posts: 680 Member
    Which is another reason to be glad to be a guy...we would have to spend a fortune on batteries.
    A really good toy doesn't require batteries.

    Yeah, but those you have to pull-start

    a good shower head does wonders :)

    or just a regular head... also doesnt require batteries
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    this all does actually factor in my #1 reason i'm glad to be a chick: no one can tell when i'm really turned on.
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    Which is another reason to be glad to be a guy...we would have to spend a fortune on batteries.
    A really good toy doesn't require batteries.

    Yeah, but those you have to pull-start

    a good shower head does wonders :)

    or just a regular head... also doesnt require batteries

    Yes, but that brings us back to "pull start"
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