Why I am glad to be a guy/gal
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All my orgasms are real.
true, but i can have multiples.
soooooo true! we win!!
this is THE trump card.
So can men.
That and my *kitten* is never a factor in a job interview.0 -
I can wear a thong without anyone knowing
I can pee sitting down by choice
I only need tampons when I have a cold or when it's raining.
My bojangles are weather size adjustable
My purse is called a satchel which is much cooler
hahahahaah
I wear a thong so people notice my nice *kitten*
I pee sitting down because its more comfortable than standing
No comment...
I don't have to worry about my bojangles shrinking
My purses are Coach, AND they can be called satchels too.
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but I can have multiples...All my orgasms are real.
So can I.
Being married, I can easily have 2 or 3 a year, no problem.0 -
I only need tampons when I have a cold or when it's raining.
What. The. H***??? LOL0 -
but I can have multiples...All my orgasms are real.
So can I.
Being married, I can easily have 2 or 3 a year, no problem.
lol0 -
I have a vagina...and that my friend...is like having hypnotist in my pants.
lmao! scary but true sometimes..0 -
but I can have multiples...All my orgasms are real.
So can I.
Being married, I can easily have 2 or 3 a year, no problem.
lol, aw kinda sad....0 -
hmm why am i glad to be a guy? Look at all the sexy women in here! Nuff said!0
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but I can have multiples...All my orgasms are real.
^^^ THIS!!0 -
but I can have multiples...All my orgasms are real.
So can I.
Being married, I can easily have 2 or 3 a year, no problem.
lol, aw kinda sad....
Sad? Heck, I'm still bragging about April0 -
All my orgasms are real.
true, but i can have multiples.
soooooo true! we win!!
this is THE trump card.
So can men.
That and my *kitten* is never a factor in a job interview.
then you are one of a very select few and very lucky.
yes it is, we're just more subtle about it.0 -
but I can have multiples...All my orgasms are real.
So can I.
Being married, I can easily have 2 or 3 a year, no problem.
lol, aw kinda sad....
Sad? Heck, I'm still bragging about April
if I had to wait that long, I would not be a happy camper AT all....
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true, but i can have multiples.
But we can finish fast enough that you don't ...Booyah0 -
uhm, i think he's joking..:huh:0
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but I can have multiples...All my orgasms are real.
So can I.
Being married, I can easily have 2 or 3 a year, no problem.
lol, aw kinda sad....
Sad? Heck, I'm still bragging about April
if I had to wait that long, I would not be a happy camper AT all....
Which is another reason to be glad to be a guy...we would have to spend a fortune on batteries.
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true, but i can have multiples.
But we can finish fast enough that you don't ...Booyah
sweetie, that's when i turn to my buddies: Black and Decker.0 -
sweetie, that's when i turn to my buddies: Black and Decker.
Don't rain on my parade. I'm out of tampons.0 -
I am twice as smart as any woman because I get to think with two heads.
The big one
and
the little one0 -
but I can have multiples...All my orgasms are real.
So can I.
Being married, I can easily have 2 or 3 a year, no problem.
lol, aw kinda sad....
Sad? Heck, I'm still bragging about April
if I had to wait that long, I would not be a happy camper AT all....
Which is another reason to be glad to be a guy...we would have to spend a fortune on batteries.
no batteries required, because I require the real deal all the time 0 -
I am twice as smart as any woman because I get to think with two heads.
The big one
and
the little one
its usually hard to think with both at once though 0 -
A really good toy doesn't require batteries.Which is another reason to be glad to be a guy...we would have to spend a fortune on batteries.0 -
but I can have multiples...All my orgasms are real.
So can I.
Being married, I can easily have 2 or 3 a year, no problem.
lol, aw kinda sad....
Sad? Heck, I'm still bragging about April
if I had to wait that long, I would not be a happy camper AT all....
Which is another reason to be glad to be a guy...we would have to spend a fortune on batteries.
I don't know but I think YOU guys got the short end of the stick there.... I'd rather spend a fortune on batteries than have to do all that work manually that you guys hafta do...0 -
Alright already I get moobs are bad. :sad:0
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A really good toy doesn't require batteries.Which is another reason to be glad to be a guy...we would have to spend a fortune on batteries.
Yeah, but those you have to pull-start0 -
I don't think I would be as cute if I were a guy. LOL0
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A really good toy doesn't require batteries.Which is another reason to be glad to be a guy...we would have to spend a fortune on batteries.
Yeah, but those you have to pull-start
a good shower head does wonders
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Alright already I get moobs are bad. :sad:
I wouldn't worry. Most women overlook it if you have something 6" x 2" bulging in your pocket.
Yeah, women sure do like a man with money...0 -
A really good toy doesn't require batteries.Which is another reason to be glad to be a guy...we would have to spend a fortune on batteries.
Yeah, but those you have to pull-start
a good shower head does wonders
or just a regular head... also doesnt require batteries0 -
this all does actually factor in my #1 reason i'm glad to be a chick: no one can tell when i'm really turned on.0
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A really good toy doesn't require batteries.Which is another reason to be glad to be a guy...we would have to spend a fortune on batteries.
Yeah, but those you have to pull-start
a good shower head does wonders
or just a regular head... also doesnt require batteries
Yes, but that brings us back to "pull start"0
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