Why I am glad to be a guy/gal

Qarol

lol sorry i wasnt trying to be mean spirited, just a smart *kitten*

beats being a dumb *kitten*...

you got offended by that one did ya? its ok, you're probably good at other things.. like spelling really well

Nope...thought it was quite funny...Also, I say that all the time, "beats being a dumb *kitten*" when someone calls me a smart *kitten*.

brattyworm

I can find a mechanic by being a girl and know if he's bsing me, without him ever knowing.

Free drinks....

I dont have to find a ladder to get things up high.

Also, when in a male dominated field (ie. sailor on a ship) its way easier to get things... because boobs and flirting just makes it easier to get things.

I don't feel the need to flex when another chick walks by and its okay to check her out admire or not admire and not have my sexuality quesioned.

a sailor on the ship thing doesnt always work out... im just saying... 1000 sailors leave... 500 couples come back...

hehe i was a marine...


now... i like being male... because i dont have to be emotional... but if i am... i get laid... so yeah...

the only time your sailor comment applies is on subs where its completely male, on a carrier (what i was on) 5000 people... roughly 400 to 500 females, made it extremely easy to get whatever was needed... i mean out to sea that long just a batt of the eyelashes and well thats about all it takes...lol...

Charger440

All my orgasms are real.

but I can have multiples...

So can I.

Being married, I can easily have 2 or 3 a year, no problem.

ROFLMAO!!!! That is too funny! Mostly cause I'm married too and understand!!

nerdyandilikeit

I never have to pass a casaba melon sized living creature through my urethra.

Um, babies are delivered through the birth canal, yes? So, I don't have to do ^ this, either.

DarthCeltic

I never have to pass a casaba melon sized living creature through my urethra.

Um, babies are delivered through the birth canal, yes? So, I don't have to do ^ this, either.

so.. wait.. what? did i fall asleep in health class or something?

ItsCasey

I guess I'm glad to be a girl mostly because I get to wear awesome shoes that would look pretty freaking ridiculous on a dude.

skittybang

repin' for the hermaph's - best of both worlds

lizdavis07

I never have to pass a casaba melon sized living creature through my urethra.

Um, babies are delivered through the birth canal, yes? So, I don't have to do ^ this, either.

^ yea, theres no way im passing a baby through my pee hole....:laugh:

DarthCeltic

I guess I'm glad to be a girl mostly because I get to wear awesome shoes that would look pretty freaking ridiculous on a dude.

except tim curry... he looked good in them....

DarthCeltic

repin' for the hermaph's - best of both worlds

aww cartman would be so proud!

bry_all01

All my orgasms are real.

but I can have multiples...

So can I.

Being married, I can easily have 2 or 3 a year, no problem.

ROFLMAO!!!! That is too funny! Mostly cause I'm married too and understand!!

me too, married that is, but would still be very pissy if it weren't the real deal on a regular basis

Scott613

I only spend $10 to buy the razors for my haircut and they last 3 months.

My dryer is my iron.

I can lift heavy stuff

I can open my own jars

I know how to cut the grass correctly

My toilet doesn't have a seat

I don't use make up to cover up anything

I don't cry when I'm drunk

All my stuff fits in a wallet for any occasion not a purse

I don't need 50 pairs of shoes and matching bags

Once my clothes has holes or is old it has become workout gear

I can drive standard vehicles

I have the ability to understand a sport after it's explained to me ONCE

ansonrinesmith

I'm attracted to women

brattyworm

I can lift heavy stuff

I can open my own jars

I know how to cut the grass correctly


I can drive standard vehicles

ya but there are perks for guys who lift heavy things and open up jars for me.... just sayin

we get to admire you while you're out cutting the grass

and you dont have to be male to drive a standard vehicle... My firebird was a stick and it was my daily driver for many years....

jozzierdgz

I have 4 kids and never had too pass anything through my Vag.... babies don't pass through the urethra just an FYI....

I never have to pass a casaba melon sized living creature through my urethra.

Neither do I...husband got himself fixed. We're never having kids.

maab_connor

I guess I'm glad to be a girl mostly because I get to wear awesome shoes that would look pretty freaking ridiculous on a dude.

except tim curry... he looked good in them....

and RuPaul.

maab_connor

I'm attracted to women

not only men can do that. i am plenty attracted to women.

chocolateandvodka

I only spend $10 to buy the razors for my haircut and they last 3 months.

My dryer is my iron.

I can lift heavy stuff

I can open my own jars

I know how to cut the grass correctly

My toilet doesn't have a seat

I don't use make up to cover up anything

I don't cry when I'm drunk

All my stuff fits in a wallet for any occasion not a purse

I don't need 50 pairs of shoes and matching bags

Once my clothes has holes or is old it has become workout gear

I can drive standard vehicles

I have the ability to understand a sport after it's explained to me ONCE

i have officially been owned...

foreverjade

Ah thank god someone corrected the 'pushing the baby out of the urethra' comment. WTF! :noway:

- I can wear skirts/tanktops to work when it's hot out - i don't have to die of heat in long pants and a shirt!!!!!
- I don't have to wait in line at bars, or pay cover or for alcohol if I don't want to
- I can openly check out guys and not be considered a pig
- Smiling makes all social awkwardness go away
- Physically able and capable to do "macho" stuff - BUT - if I choose to, I'm awesome, and if I choose not to, it's acceptable

crisanderson27

I guess I'm glad to be a girl mostly because I get to wear awesome shoes that would look pretty freaking ridiculous on a dude.

Ha! You have about ten billion other reasons to be glad you're a girl.

And all my reasons for being glad I'm a guy...are included in them lol.

Jade_Butterfly

*Man. . . thought I was going to find a cross dresser or something. . . .

pnieuw

The world is my urinal.

I can sit in a room with a buddy for an hour, watching a game, without a word being exchanged, and neither of us will thing somethings wrong.

Lingerie was invented for me.

brewingaz

I can pee anywhere standing up.

I am not cold all the time.

I don't have guys trying to stick it in every hole I have.

No one cares what underwear I'm wearing.

Same work, more pay.

I can enjoy being viewed as a sexual object instead of a person.

No chocolate addiction.

Sasssy69

Not only can I have many, many orgasms during one..."encounter" but I don't need recovery time in between "encounters."

And when I'm aroused - the whole world doesn't know it.

And I can feel myself up any time I want. I don't have to buy myself dinner first in hopes of getting to second base.

Carl01

Not only can I have many, many orgasms during one..."encounter" but I don't need recovery time in between "encounters."

And when I'm aroused - the whole world doesn't know it.

And I can feel myself up any time I want. I don't have to buy myself dinner first in hopes of getting to second base.

I surrender.

Sasssy69

Not only can I have many, many orgasms during one..."encounter" but I don't need recovery time in between "encounters."

And when I'm aroused - the whole world doesn't know it.

And I can feel myself up any time I want. I don't have to buy myself dinner first in hopes of getting to second base.

I surrender.

Most men usually do once they get in a tangle with Sasssy!

Carl01

Not only can I have many, many orgasms during one..."encounter" but I don't need recovery time in between "encounters."

And when I'm aroused - the whole world doesn't know it.

And I can feel myself up any time I want. I don't have to buy myself dinner first in hopes of getting to second base.

I surrender.

Most men usually do once they get in a tangle with Sasssy!

Just damn...

Murphk323

I could look at women all day. women are seriously beautiful.

I'm proud to be a woman because if you have a vagina, you basically run the entire universe.

That commercial says it all "It's the cradle of life, it's the center of civilization, men have fought for it, blah blah blah"

*bow down* to the vag.

Dylanzmom

I never have to pass a casaba melon sized living creature through my urethra.

Um, babies are delivered through the birth canal, yes? So, I don't have to do ^ this, either.

^^^^
thank you

i know where babies come out of!!!!

EuroDriver

my emotions are level.. i dont go insane once a month or so...