Favorite Movie Quotes.

Myslissa

Stolen from the ABCS Thread. But it was the one question I found most interesting.

Lula16

"Are you a real cowboy?" - from Urban Cowboy

Gilbrod

"Goonies never say die!!!!" -Goonies-

JustJenn419

"I'm not even supposed to be here today!" - Dante Hicks

MB_Positif

"He called the *kitten* poop!" - Billy Madison

Chunkabutt83

It's not a purse, its a satchel- The Hangover

Qarol

Does this suit make me look fat?
No, no no...your face does.

Where do these stairs go?
They go up.

Littering and...littering and...littering and...

You got knocked the F*** out!

Did you guys ever watch the show?

lgwmab

"You and you're f&^*&^ rope, what do you need a f&*(^&%(* rope for?"
-The Boondock saints.

legmotor

Now we must all fear evil men, but the evil we must fear most is the indifference of good men. - Boondock Saints

bridge703

Lord of the Rings.... when Legolas defended Gimli


Eomer: What business does an elf, man, and a dwarf have in the Ridder-Mark? Speak quickly.
Gimli: Give me your name, horse-master, and I shall give you mine.
Eomer: [dismounts] I would cut off your head, dwarf, if it stood but a little higher from the ground.
Legolas: [draws his bow and aims at arrow at Eomer's throat] You would die before your stroke fell.

BeautifulArtemis

One of my all time favorites on Meet the Fockers:

Greg Focker: You meet some of the... eh... some of the cousins?
Jack Byrnes: I met some, yes. I met some... Dom?
Greg Focker: Yeah, Dom Focker, that's my dad's... uh... first cousin. You meet his kids, Randy and Orny?


HAHAHAH!

TheRoadDog

"Do you think God knew what he was doing when he created woman?"

-- Jack Nicholson in The Witches of Eastwick

ambercole

Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the f@#* a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: Then what do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a Royale with cheese.


BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!

AmberMagdalena

:laugh:

It's not a purse, its a satchel- The Hangover

:laugh:




"That vest is disgusting"- Regina George Mean Girls

boomboom011

I'm pleasant. Damn it! I saw Drum Eatenton this morning at the Piggly Wiggly, and I smiled at the son of a ***** 'fore I couldn't help myself.

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audram420

Anything from Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail!!

She turned me into a newt,....I got better!

LaDiablesse

Now we must all fear evil men, but the evil we must fear most is the indifference of good men. - Boondock Saints

:happy:


Now Roc, are you sure that you're obee-kay-bee? ~ The Boondock Saints

Lunachic77

Mr. Orange: What happens if the manager won't give you the diamonds?

Mr. White: When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the *kitten*. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says ****ing **** after that. You might get some ***** talk **** to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the **** up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to **** around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a ***** in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco.

audram420

Mr. Orange: What happens if the manager won't give you the diamonds?

Mr. White: When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the *kitten*. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says ****ing **** after that. You might get some ***** talk **** to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the **** up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to **** around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a ***** in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco.

YES!! Love it, one of my favs too!!

CaptainMFP

"Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and *kitten*... and Jack left town."
Bruce "Don't Call Me Ash" Campbell, "Army of Darkness"

BeautifulArtemis

Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the f@#* a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: Then what do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a Royale with cheese.


BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!

PULP FICTION IS AWESOME!!!

mohawk1971

I'm proud of you fellas. You all kept your heads on a swivel, and that's what you gotta do when you find yourself in a vicious **** fight. - Ron Burgundy, Anchorman

boomboom011

"I sharted" - Along Came Polly

tee hee :laugh:

SueInAz

Don't be mean; we don't have to be mean, cuz, remember, no matter where you go, there you are. - Buckaroo Banzai

maab_connor

Anything from Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail!!

She turned me into a newt,....I got better!

"Come back and I shall taunt you a second time!"

i love Python.

or pretty much any line from Serenity. Personal fave: "Dear Buddah, I want a pony and a plastic rocket."

chef970

Bring out your dead...bring out your dead...he's not dead!...he will be shortly...
Love that monty python troupe.

Loko_Ino

'In those moments where you're not quite sure if the undead are really dead, dead, don't get all stingy with your bullets. I mean, one more clean shot to the head, and this lady could have avoided becoming a human Happy Meal. Woulda... coulda... shoulda.'
-Zombieland

TommyWR

"Well boys, you gonna draw them pistols or you gonna whistle dixie?" - The Outlaw Josey Wales

"They done loved Delbert up and turned him into a toad frog!"- Oh Brother where art thou.

shiggyshane

“If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.” - samuel l. jackson in pulp fiction

luv_lea

Did you see what GOD just did to us man!
God didn't do that, you did! You're a f***ing narcotics agent, I knew it.

**Fear and Loathing**