Favorite Movie Quotes.
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Ocean's Eleven:
Matt Damon to Brad Pitt: "Are you suicidal?"
Brad to Matt: "Only in the morning."0 -
"Every man dies, but not every man truly lives." - Mel Gibson playing William Wallace in Braveheart.0
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You got knocked the F*** out!
Hahahahaahaha!!!!
From Road Trip:
Rubin: "It's supposed to be a challenge, that's why they call it a shortcut. If it was easy it would just be the way. "0 -
"Summer romances begin for all kinds of reasons, but when all is said and done, they have one thing in common. They're shooting stars, a spectacular moment of light in the heavens, fleeting glimpse of eternity, and in a flash they're gone."
"If you're a bird, I'm a bird."
-The Notebook0 -
"Are you saying Jesus Christ can't hit a curve ball?!?!" - Major League
"'scuse me while I whip this out." - Blazing Saddles
“Have the courage to fail big and stick around… make them wonder why you’re still smiling.” – Elizabeth Town0 -
“Some people without brains do an awful lot of talking.”
My all time favorite movie!! The Wizard of Oz
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"And when Santa shoves his fat, white a** through that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of a**holes this side of the nuthouse!" -Christmas Vacation.
LOVELOVELOVE this movie. I'll even watch it in June.0 -
Niiiice!"cheap, lying, no good, rotton, fore-fleshing, low-life snake licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog kissing, brainless ****, hopless, heartless, fat-*kitten*, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey s*** he is -- Hallelujah -- Holy S*** ---- Where's the Tylenol??"
Clark Griswold from Chrismas Vacation
Look Russ, no lines.0 -
Niiiice!"cheap, lying, no good, rotton, fore-fleshing, low-life snake licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog kissing, brainless ****, hopless, heartless, fat-*kitten*, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey s*** he is -- Hallelujah -- Holy S*** ---- Where's the Tylenol??"
Clark Griswold from Chrismas Vacation
Look Russ, no lines.
With the dvd function, try watching his rant in spanish. HILARIOUS!0 -
All from "A River Runs Through It"
Paul: Couldn't you find him?
Norman: The hell with him.
Paul: Well, I thought we were supposed to help him.
Norman: How the hell do you help that son of a *****?
Paul: By taking him fishing.
Norman: He doesn't like fishing. He doesn't like Montana and he sure as hell doesn't like me.
Paul: Well, maybe what he likes is somebody trying to help him.
"Why is it the people who need the most help... won't take it?" -Jesse Burns
"And I knew just as surely, just as clearly, that life is not a work of art, and that the moment could not last." -Norman
"Eventually, all things merge into one, and a river runs through it. The river was cut by the world's great flood and runs over rocks from the basement of time. On some of those rocks are timeless raindrops. Under the rocks are the words, and some of the words are theirs. I am haunted by waters." -Norman0 -
Earl the *kitten* had hit the fan!
-lonestar state of mind
I'll come at you like a spider monkey...LIKE A SPIDER MONKEY!
-talladega nights
The price is wrong bit@$
-happy gilmore
I eat pieces of *kitten* like you for breakfast. You eat pieces of *kitten* for breakfast? NO!
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Saw the new "Fright Night" movie over the weekend, I liked it:
'Evil' Ed Thompson: I really hate to be the one to tell you this but that guy, your neighbor?
Charley Brewster: Jerry?
'Evil' Ed Thompson: Yeah, he's a vampire.
Charley Brewster: That is a terrible vampire name. Jerry?0 -
Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker.
-from Rounders0 -
John Malkovich in Rounders is awesome!!
Teddy KGB: He beat me... Straight up... Pay him... Pay that man his money.0 -
LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES...............YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOUR GONNA GET!
FOREST GUUUUMMMMP
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Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: I am a leaf on the wind - watch how I soar.
No. No. NO. I will be over in the corner. Crying sof...lies, I'll be weeping loudly. This line is not to be used in public. D@mmit!0 -
"Do you like Apples?
Yeah
Well I got her number. How'd you like them apples" - Good Will Hunting
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Veronica Mars
"The park is closed. The walrus out front should have told you." - Veronica
"Nice car. God, it must've been a huge cereal box." - Logan
"I admit it, I splurged and spent 10 bucks to read my own purity test. Apparently I've pleasured the swim team while jacked up on goof-balls." - Veronica
"Hey, your peskiness being unleashed on Connor brings me joy. Annoy, tiny blonde one! Annoy like the wind!" - Logan
"Tasteful" floral dresses? All my florals are trampy. Seriously, I don't have a thing with a flower that's not in the tube top or hot pant family." - Veronica
"Look, the sheriff is an idiot. I've met smarter sandwiches." - Dean O'Dell
"After all these years, do you not instinctively fear me? Maybe you should write yourself a note." - Veronica
The West Wing
"We're flying in a Lockheed Eagle Series L-1011. Came off the line twenty months ago. Carries a Sim-5 transponder tracking system. And you're telling me I can still flummox this thing with something I bought at Radio Shack?" - Toby
"The president, while riding a bicycle on his vacation in Jackson Hole, came to a sudden arboreal stop." - Leo
"My name is Charlie Young, *kitten*. And if that bulge in your pocket’s an 8-ball of blow, you'll be spending Spring Break in a Federal Prison. Now I’m having a good time." - Charlie
"I wasn't calling you a fool, sir. The brand new state of Georgia was." - Sam
"I was watching a television program before, with a kind of roving moderator who spoke to a seated panel of young women who were having some sort of problem with their boyfriends - apparently, because the boyfriends had all slept with the girlfriends' mothers. And they brought the boyfriends out, and they fought, right there on television. Toby, tell me: these people don't vote, do they?" - President Bartlett
"Yes, Steve, I can tell you those things, because when I said that we weren't releasing any information whatsoever, I meant except his name, his address, his ethnicity, and what we think his motives are." - CJ
Gilmore Girls
"Well, uh, gee, Mom, I don't know. Let me see… black ice, treacherous roads. I'll just put on my red, white, and blue leotard, grab my golden lasso, and fly the invisible plane on over?" - Lorelai
"Oy with the poodles already" - Rory
Emily: As a child, your mother had an unusually large head.
Lorelai: The best thing about it was that she would tell me — constantly. My first complete sentence was, "Big Head want dolly".
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Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.0
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"A eugooglizer. One who speaks at funerals. Or did you think I'd be to stupid to know what a eugoogly was?"
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1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Who goes there?
King Arthur: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Pull the other one!
King Arthur: I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? Ridden on a horse?
King Arthur: Yes!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You're using coconuts!
King Arthur: What?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
King Arthur: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through...
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Where'd you get the coconuts?
King Arthur: We found them.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
King Arthur: What do you mean?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Well, this is a temperate zone
King Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
King Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
King Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
King Arthur: Please!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Am I right?
ROTFLMAO!!!!!! :laugh: :laugh:0 -
"i have enough to deal with without you mind f*cking me!"
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I have to say Steel Magnolia's has some great ones.
"Don't you decorate your sister's car with condoms, it's tacky" - M'Lynn to the boys
'If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me."
"There is no such thing as natural beauty" - Truvy to Annelle
It looks like two pigs, fighting under a blanket
"I'm pleasant, damn it! I saw Drum Eatenton at the Piggly Wiggly this morning, and I smiled at the son of a ***** 'fore I could help myself."
"Janice Van Meter got hit with a baseball. It was fabulous."
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Ed: Any zombies out there?
Shaun: Don't say that!
Ed: What?
Shaun: That!
Ed: What?
Shaun: The zed-word. Don't say it!
Ed: Why not?
Shaun: Because it's ridiculous!
Ed: All right... are there any out there, though?
[looking out of the letter-box, he sees an empty street]
Shaun: I can't see any. Maybe it's not as bad as all that.
[he turns his head and sees a pack of zombies]
Shaun: Oh, no, there they are.
You got red on you.0 -
I'm pleasant. Damn it! I saw Drum Eatenton this morning at the Piggly Wiggly, and I smiled at the son of a ***** 'fore I couldn't help myself.
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Angel: The swan's escaped, right... and who might you be?
P.I Staker: Mr. Staker, yeah... Mr. Peter Ian Staker.
Angel: P.I Staker? Right! "Piss Taker!" Come on!
Angel: [cut to Angel talking to Mr. Staker] OK, Mr. Staker...
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