Favorite Movie Quotes.
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"TINA!!! EAT THE HAM TINA!!!: - Napoleon Dynamite feeding his grandmother's llama...(No idea why I think that is so funny, just cracks me up.
I am wierd. :bigsmile:0 -
"I have no way of earning money, unless I just go prostitute down on the street. 'Hello fellas! Here I am...put your American sausage in my English McMuffin."
Bridesmaids
OMG that movie is the best! I went to see it 3 times at the theatre! Thank you for this quote! GAH that chick was so gross with that infected tat! lmfao0 -
OMG that movie is the best! I went to see it 3 times at the theatre! Thank you for this quote! GAH that chick was so gross with that infected tat! lmfao
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HAHAHA Its my all time Fav I could quote it all day long.0 -
Anything from Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail!!
She turned me into a newt,....I got better!
Love this scene
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1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Who goes there?
King Arthur: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Pull the other one!
King Arthur: I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? Ridden on a horse?
King Arthur: Yes!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You're using coconuts!
King Arthur: What?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
King Arthur: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through...
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Where'd you get the coconuts?
King Arthur: We found them.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
King Arthur: What do you mean?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Well, this is a temperate zone
King Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
King Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
King Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
King Arthur: Please!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Am I right?0 -
Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man,' look retarded, act retarded, not retarded. Counted toothpicks, cheated cards. Autistic, sho'. Not retarded. You know Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump.' Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't retarded. Peter Sellers, "Being There." Infantile, yes. Retarded, no. You went full retard, man. Never go full retard. You don't buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, "I Am Sam." Remember? Went full retard, went home empty handed...
OHMYGOD I LOVE KIRK LAZARUS<3 :bigsmile:
~ Me?! I know who I am! I'm the dude playin' a dude, disguised as another dude!
~ Man, I don't drop character 'till I done the DVD commentary.
~ My farm? Here's my motherf**** farm! I'm a lead farmer, motherf****!
~ I don't read the script, script reads me.
~ Man, everyone is gay once in a while! It's Hollywood!
~ Wow! The insecurity level with you guys is ridiculous!
(And I obviously LOVE Tropic Thunder... ;D )
Now I want you to take a step back... and literally **** your own face!......Les Grosman is awesome!!!!
This movie had me peeing in my pants LITERALLY!0 -
From Flower Drum Song:
Wang Chi-Yang, father to son, Wang Ta: When that day come when you can think for yourself, I will let you know.0 -
"Damn it Derek! I'm a coal miner, not a professional film and television actor!"- Jon Voight in Zoolander0
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NObody makes me bleed my own blood! LOL
Zoolander0 -
` I think we both missed a great opportunity here ` by Carrie aka Andie MacDowell from the film Four Weddings & a Funeral :-) !! Fab!! x0
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"Drainage! Drainage, Eli, you boy. Drained dry. I'm so sorry. Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching?. And my straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake... I... drink... your... milkshake! [sucking sound] I drink it up!" - Daniel Plainview (a.k.a. Daniel Day-Lewis), There Will Be Blood0
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"I'll have what she's having." - When Harry Met Sally!0
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When I came to, the general back-alley ambience of the suite was so rotten, so incredibly foul. How long had I been lying there? All these signs of violence. What had happened? There was evidence in this room of excessive consumption of almost every type of drug known to civilized man since 1544 AD. What kind of addict would need all these coconut husks and crushed honeydew rinds? Would the presence of junkies account for all these uneaten french fries? These puddles of glazed ketchup on the bureau? Maybe so. But then why all this booze? And these crude pornographic photos smeared with mustard that had dried to a hard yellow crust? These were not the hoofprints of your average God-fearing junky. It was too savage. Too aggressive.
We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
I'm not gonna drain you completely. You're gonna turn for me. You'll be my slave. You'll live for me. You'll eat bugs because I order it. Why? Because I don't think you're worthy of human blood. You'll feed on the blood of stray dogs. You'll be my foot stool. And at my command, you'll lick the dog *kitten* from my boot heel. Since you'll be my dog, your new name will be "Spot". Welcome to slavery.
From Dusk Till Dawn0 -
"So, what would you little maniacs like to do first?" -Weird Science
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room." -Dr. Strangelove
"What, like in the back of a volkswagon?" -Mallrats0 -
"I desperately want to make love to a school boy!" (dumb and dumber)
"get that corn out of my face!!" (nacho libre)
and a bit more serious..
Allie: "Why didn't you write me? Why? It wasn't over for me, I waited for you for seven years. But now it's too late."
Noah: "I wrote you 365 letters. I wrote you everyday for a year."
Allie: "You wrote me?"
Noah: "Yes... it wasn't over, it still isn't over" (the notebook)0 -
Bridget: Resolution #1: Uggg - will obviously lose 20 lbs. #2: Always put last night's panties in the laundry basket. Equally important: will find nice sensible boyfriend and stop forming romantic attachments to any of the following: alcoholics, workaholics, sexaholics, commitment-phobics, peeping toms, megalomaniacs, emotional ****wits, or perverts. Will especially stop fantasizing about a particular person who embodies all these things.
Bridget Jones Diary0 -
"You see, it's the American way. The government makes a decision that pisses off the other countries, and half the civilians gather in the streets and protest it. That you you can never hate more than half of us. "
Southpark. \0 -
:laugh: "TOUCH MY BASS!!!! TOUCH MY F%$#IN BASS!!!"..Dirty Love lol
oh and "I've been drinkin green tea all goddanm day. I go to church every goddanm Sunday you're about to bring the demons outta me..This is my hat now, totaly my hat"...Hot Rod...hehe0 -
Allie: "Why didn't you write me? Why? It wasn't over for me, I waited for you for seven years. But now it's too late."
Noah: "I wrote you 365 letters. I wrote you everyday for a year."
Allie: "You wrote me?"
Noah: "Yes... it wasn't over, it still isn't over" (the notebook)
^^^^^^gets me everytime. lovveeeee ittttttt0 -
When I was growing up, I knew I was different. The other girls were blonde and delicate, and I was a swarthy six-year-old with sideburns.0
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Oh..." No! Its okay when he says vagina he means your face"....uhhh makes me giggle0
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'No more yanky my wanky. The Donger need food.' - Long Duck Dong in 16 Candles
'Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker. ' - Mike McDermott in Rounders0 -
"They done loved Delbert up and turned him into a toad frog!"- Oh Brother where art thou.
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We thought you was a toad lol:laugh:0 -
"Let's go blow this guy!"
"Away, blow this guy away..." (Bullock and Stallone in Demolition Man)
"Who needs muscles on their shoulders?!?" (Steve Carell to Mark Wahlberg in Date Night) Freakin' hilarious!!0 -
"Awesome.... totally awesome. All right, Hamilton"
Jeff Spicoli - "Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982)0 -
The Dude: Yeah, well. The Dude abides.
The Stranger: The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners. Shoosh. I sure hope he makes the finals.0 -
"Nunchaku skills... bowhunting skills... computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!"
Other favorite (LONG):
I don’t know what to say, really. Three minutes till the biggest battle of our professional lives all comes down to today. Now either we heal as a team or we’re gonna crumble, inch by inch, play by play, 'til we’re finished.
We’re in hell right now, gentlemen, believe me. And, we can stay here -- get the **** kicked out of us -- or we can fight our way back into the light. We can climb outta hell one inch at a time.
Now, I can’t do it for you. I’m too old. I look around. I see these young faces, and I think -- I mean -- I made every wrong choice a middle-aged man can make. I, uh, I pissed away all my money, believe it or not. I chased off anyone who’s ever loved me. And lately, I can’t even stand the face I see in the mirror.
You know, when you get old in life things get taken from you. I mean that's...part of life. But, you only learn that when you start losing stuff. You find out life’s this game of inches. So is football. Because in either game, life or football, the margin for error is so small -- I mean one-half a step too late, or too early, and you don’t quite make it. One-half second too slow, too fast, you don’t quite catch it.
The inches we need are everywhere around us.
They’re in every break of the game, every minute, every second.
On this team, we fight for that inch. On this team, we tear ourselves and everyone else around us to pieces for that inch. We claw with our fingernails for that inch, because we know when we add up all those inches that’s gonna make the ****in' difference between winning and losing! Between livin' and dyin'!
I’ll tell you this: In any fight, it’s the guy who’s willing to die who’s gonna win that inch. And I know if I’m gonna have any life anymore, it’s because I’m still willin' to fight and die for that inch. Because that’s what livin' is! The six inches in front of your face!!
Now I can’t make you do it. You got to look at the guy next to you. Look into his eyes! Now I think you’re gonna see a guy who will go that inch with you. You're gonna see a guy who will sacrifice himself for this team because he knows, when it comes down to it, you’re gonna do the same for him!
That’s a team, gentleman!
And, either we heal, now, as a team, or we will die as individuals.
That’s football guys.
That's all it is.
Now, what are you gonna do?0 -
Airplane-all of it, but here's one that always makes me giggle.
"Sir, we have a problem in the cockpit."
"The cockpit, was is it?"
"It's a little room in the front of the plane, but that's not important right now."0 -
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick *kitten*... and I'm all out of bubblegum.
Roddy Pipper from "They Live"
wow i am not the only one who has seen "They Live"0 -
Allie: "Why didn't you write me? Why? It wasn't over for me, I waited for you for seven years. But now it's too late."
Noah: "I wrote you 365 letters. I wrote you everyday for a year."
Allie: "You wrote me?"
Noah: "Yes... it wasn't over, it still isn't over" (the notebook)
^^^^^^gets me everytime. lovveeeee ittttttt
Same here! Love that part!!! That make-out scene in the pouring rain.... so hot!0 -
Ash: [talking to mirror] I'm fine... I'm fine...
[Mirror Ash jumps out of the mirror and grabs Ash]
Mirror Ash: I don't think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound "fine"?
---evil dead 20
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