Favorite Movie Quotes.

Jaradel

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." - Verbal Kint

"Self-realization; I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, '...I drank what?'" - Chris Knight

FairyMiss

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." - Verbal Kint

"Self-realization; I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, '...I drank what?'" - Chris Knight

oh loved real genius , migh have to go see if its on netflix

bluevwgurl

"You cursed brat! Look what you've done! i'm melting, melting!!!, ohhhh, what a world, what a world.
Who would have thought that some little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness."

kristenwig1980

"I'm your Huckleberry." ---Tombstone

Erg!!!! That was my quote! lol Okay...instead I'll go with

"Where's Wyatt?"

"Why he's down by the creek....walking on water."


and

"Why Kate, you're not wearing your bustle. How lewd!!"

Love love love this movie!! One of my favorites My quote:

Wyatt Earp: Go ahead, skin it! Skin that smokewagon and see what happens...
Johnny Tyler: M-mister, I'm gettin' tired of your...
Wyatt Earp: [slaps Tyler across the face] I'm gettin' tired of all your gas, now jerk that pistol and go to work!
Wyatt Earp: [slaps him harder] I said throw down, boy!


Wyatt Earp=BAMF

OMG!! I love that part!! It took me forever to figure out that Johnny Tyler was Billy Bob Thornton! That part is too funny!

kristenwig1980

"Let's go blow this guy!"
"Away, blow this guy away..." (Bullock and Stallone in Demolition Man)

"Who needs muscles on their shoulders?!?" (Steve Carell to Mark Wahlberg in Date Night) Freakin' hilarious!!

Demolition Man is on right now!! Sandra Bullock is so cute in this movie. I just watched Date Night, too! I love the outtakes! Probably funnier than the movie. How many times does Steve ask Mark to put a shirt on?

nerdyandilikeit

I'm gonna fill a pillowcase full of bars of soap and beat the *kitten* outta you!

Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus. I can't even make eye contact with you right now!

I've got a luscious V of hair all the way from my chest pubes down to my ball fro.

(Basically all of Step Brothers. That movie changed my life!)

Paddy31

I love this quote from the start of Trainspotting.

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a ****ing big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of ****ing fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing ****ing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, ****ed-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself.

Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?

I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who need reasons when you've got heroin?

42hockeymom

All righty, showin' my age here!

It's 100 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Hit it! (Blues Brothers)

We're gonna need a bigger boat. (Jaws)

Doesn't anyone ever f*$kin' knock anymore?! (Fast Times At Ridgemont High)

Bender: Don't you want to hear my excuse?
Richard Vernon: Out.
Bender: I'm thinkin' of tryin' out for a scholarship. (Breakfast Club)

We don't have none of this stuff in the boy's room! Wait a minute! We don't got none of this... we don't got doors on the stalls in the boy's room, we don't have, what is this? What's this? We don't have a candy machine in the boy's room! (Pretty In Pink)

alex215

Walt: What's a four-letter word for snatch?


Bob: Grab.


Walt: Oh... right. Whoopsie.

boomboom011

Yes, ma'am. I've killed Doyle Hargraves with a lawnmower blade. Yes, ma'am, I'm right sure of it. I hit him two good whacks in the head with it. That second one just plum near cut his head in two... It's a lil' ol' white house on the corner of Vine Street and some other street. There's a pick-up truck out front that says "Doyle Hargraves Construction" on it. Doyle said besides sending the police, you might wanna send an ambulance or a "hearst". I'll be sitting here, waiting on ye

jlzrdking

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick *kitten*... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

Roddy Pipper from "They Live"

wow i am not the only one who has seen "They Live"

I'm going to show my age, I saw "They Live" in the theater.

FairyMiss

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick *kitten*... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

Roddy Pipper from "They Live"

wow i am not the only one who has seen "They Live"

I'm going to show my age, I saw "They Live" in the theater.

heh right there with you.


but the real question is have you seen "Hell comes to Frogtown"

SerenaP82

"Why can't you be happy for me, and then go home and talk about me behind my back like a normal person?"
Bridesmaids

jlzrdking

I remember "Hell comes to frogtown" coming out or maybe we saw it in a video store but I never watched the movie.

carbons2k

Im not a violent man, but I really think Im going to have to kill someone here.... Bentley, "Masterminds"

carbons2k

I have come here to kick *kitten* and chew bubblegum..... and Im all outta gum

Lesliecs

"I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss of her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it. One."
City of Angels

Libby81

Anything from Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail!!

She turned me into a newt,....I got better!

"Come back and I shall taunt you a second time!"

i love Python.

or pretty much any line from Serenity. Personal fave: "Dear Buddah, I want a pony and a plastic rocket."

I shal fart in you rgeneral direction


Run Away Run Away

jlzrdking

Ed: Any zombies out there?

Shaun: Don't say that!

Ed: What?

Shaun: That!

Ed: What?

Shaun: The zed-word. Don't say it!

Ed: Why not?

Shaun: Because it's ridiculous!

Ed: All right... are there any out there, though?
[looking out of the letter-box, he sees an empty street]

Shaun: I can't see any. Maybe it's not as bad as all that.
[he turns his head and sees a pack of zombies]

Shaun: Oh, no, there they are.

sarantonio

Yes, ma'am. I've killed Doyle Hargraves with a lawnmower blade. Yes, ma'am, I'm right sure of it. I hit him two good whacks in the head with it. That second one just plum near cut his head in two... It's a lil' ol' white house on the corner of Vine Street and some other street. There's a pick-up truck out front that says "Doyle Hargraves Construction" on it. Doyle said besides sending the police, you might wanna send an ambulance or a "hearst". I'll be sitting here, waiting on ye

I LOVE THIS...

There ain't no gas in it...mmmhmm

LexieSweetheart

"I put everybody that comes into my life in the category of a tree. Some people are like leaves on a tree. When the wind blows, they're over there... wind blow that way they over here... they're unstable. When the seasons change they wither and die, they're gone. That's alright. Most people are like that, they're not there to do anything but take from the tree and give shade every now and then. That's all they can do. But don't get mad at people like that, that's who they are. That's all they were put on this earth to be. A leaf.

Some people are like a branch on that tree. You have to be careful with those branches too, cause they'll fool you. They'll make you think they're a good friend and they're real strong but the minute you step out there on them, they'll break and leave you high and dry.

But if you find 2 or 3 people in your life that's like the roots at the bottom of that tree you are blessed. Those are the kind of people that aren't going nowhere. They aren't worried about being seen, nobody has to know that they know you, they don't have to know what they're doing for you but if those roots weren't there, that tree couldn't live.

A tree could have a hundred million branches but it only takes a few roots down at the bottom to make sure that tree gets everything it needs. When you get some roots, hold on to them but the rest of it... just let it go. Let folks go." Madea Fam Reunion

Trixtabella

'I'm making love to the music man. And believe me, I can go all night.' - Moff, Human Traffic.


'We wanna go somewhere else. We're not threatened by people anymore. All our insecurities have evaporated. We're in the clouds now. We're wide open. We're spacemen orbiting the earth. The world looks beautiful from here, man. We're nympholeptics, desiring for the unobtainable. We risk sanity for moments of temporary enlightenment. So many ideas. So little memory. The last thought killed by anticipation of the next. We embrace an overwhelming feeling of love. We flow in unison. We're together. I wish this was real. We want a universal level of togetherness, where we're comfortable with everyone. We're in rhythm. Part of a movement. A movement to escape. We wave goodbye. Ultimately, we just want to be happy. Heh, yeah, hang on, what the **** was I just talking about?' Jip - Human Traffic.

'You've been on the force so long you think you've seen it all, but you haven't. 'Cause life's always got one more surprise for you. And sometimes, it's a big one.' Azzazel - Fallen

John Hobbes: Can I ask you a personal question?
Gretta Milano: Everything is personal, if you're a person. - Fallen

sheddingmyfatsuit

"You know friend, this is one god-damned b**** of an unsatisfactory situation" - Jack Twist, Brokeback Mountain.

ayshamc

" Chip, I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!" - Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

Enforcer25

"That's my only real motivation is not to be hassled, that and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired." - Office Space


"Just because you are a character doesn't mean that you have character." Pulp Fiction

Gettinfit2

"You can't handle the truth" - A Few Good Men

laurielie

WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT TO BE #1................WHATS WRONG WITH #2..........? tuesdays with Morrie~~~~:huh:

leynak

"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." & "*We* are the music makers... and *we* are the dreamers of dreams." -Willy Wonka


I love that movie :happy:

boomboom011

If you aint first youre last!

theba2il

*Tyler Durden: The things you own end up owning you.

*Tyler Durden: **** off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let… lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may.

*Tyler Durden: Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who’ve ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy **** we don’t need. We’re the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War’s a spiritual war… our Great Depression is our lives. We’ve all been raised on television to believe that one day we’d all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won’t. And we’re slowly learning that fact. And we’re very, very pissed off.

*Tyler Durden: You’re not your job. You’re not how much money you have in the bank. You’re not the car you drive. You’re not the contents of your wallet. You’re not your ****ing khakis. You’re the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

*Tyler Durden: Hitting bottom isn’t a weekend retreat. It’s not a goddamn seminar. Stop trying to control everything and just let go! LET GO!

*Narrator: You wake up at Seatac, SFO, LAX. You wake up at O’Hare, Dallas-Fort Worth, BWI. Pacific, mountain, central. Lose an hour, gain an hour. This is your life, and it’s ending one minute at a time. You wake up at Air Harbor International. If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?