Worst advice you've seen on these boards

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  • shuttlebug1
    shuttlebug1 Posts: 41 Member
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    Simply amazing.

    Back to the original topic, or at least a little closer,

    "I'm eating nothing but salad - how come I'm not losing weight?"
    Maybe because you're using a bottle of salad dressing every day?
  • JellyJaks
    JellyJaks Posts: 589 Member
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    There.Are.No.Words

    I have spent the last half an hour scaring my cat with my laughing outbursts. I have got to get out of this thread before she gives me the stinkeye again and I melt into a puddle of tears
  • PantalaNagaPampa
    PantalaNagaPampa Posts: 1,031 Member
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    i just checked the database and there is an entry for sperm!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    There sure is...."Male..sperm..5 cals per shot..* giggling*
    Yes, but how much protein is in that?
  • elliecolorado
    elliecolorado Posts: 1,040
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    Wow! Well that made my night a little less boring :smile:
  • NewVonnie
    NewVonnie Posts: 683 Member
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    i just checked the database and there is an entry for sperm!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    There sure is...."Male..sperm..5 cals per shot..* giggling*
    Yes, but how much protein is in that?

    1 gram fat, 5 grams protein..if its accurately listed..LOL
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
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    i just checked the database and there is an entry for sperm!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Did that save you from having to enter it on your own to log it? :laugh:
  • JulieTX86
    JulieTX86 Posts: 303
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    I fully intended on being in bed about an hour ago. This thread was like a good book you just can't put down. More so like an accident, I just couldn't take my eyes off of it. Thank you for all the laughs!
  • NewVonnie
    NewVonnie Posts: 683 Member
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    BTW..Did y'all join the TASO FAN CLUB yet????
  • JoniBologna
    JoniBologna Posts: 653 Member
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    So glad I stayed in tonight to nurse my sinus infection. Who needs friends when I can laugh hysterically over problems with semantics? Seriously though, was that freakin lady for real?
  • JellyJaks
    JellyJaks Posts: 589 Member
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    It was like a train wreck. I.Could.Not.Look.Away

    I should have been in bed an hour and a half ago but here I sit waiting to see if she finds the thread roll
  • JulieTX86
    JulieTX86 Posts: 303
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    Is it completely sick of me that I started reading her other posts in other threads. What is wrong with me? Why would I want to continue with that any longer than I already did, lol. I apparently have too much time on my hands.
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
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    It was like a train wreck. I.Could.Not.Look.Away

    I should have been in bed an hour and a half ago but here I sit waiting to see if she finds the thread roll

    just+when+I+thought+I+was+one+they+pull+me+back+in.jpg
  • JellyJaks
    JellyJaks Posts: 589 Member
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    Is it completely sick of me that I started reading her other posts in other threads. What is wrong with me? Why would I want to continue with that any longer than I already did, lol. I apparently have too much time on my hands.

    Great because I just needed this idea put in my head :laugh:
  • jamie1888
    jamie1888 Posts: 1,704 Member
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    Gotta jump in so I can find this tomorrow! You guys are hilarious! :laugh:
  • ascoope
    ascoope Posts: 42
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    Oh my lord. Those are the type of people I talk to all day on the phone. I sift through applicant's resumes with cover letters that read, "i'M a *****, bUT I'm jUsT keEEpinG it REaal!!."
  • sweetsapphire85
    sweetsapphire85 Posts: 386
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    It is 3am and starting reading WAY later than it started...but I'm bumping this for tomorrow. You all have amazing patience, I'm not sure if I could have kept trying!
  • laureneva15
    laureneva15 Posts: 280
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    i just checked the database and there is an entry for sperm!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    There sure is...."Male..sperm..5 cals per shot..* giggling*
    Yes, but how much protein is in that?

    1 gram fat, 5 grams protein..if its accurately listed..LOL

    Who checked if it was? How do we check if it is?:laugh:

    WHY WOULD SOMEBODY LOG THAT:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
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    i just checked the database and there is an entry for sperm!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    There sure is...."Male..sperm..5 cals per shot..* giggling*
    Yes, but how much protein is in that?

    1 gram fat, 5 grams protein..if its accurately listed..LOL

    Who checked if it was? How do we check if it is?:laugh:

    WHY WOULD SOMEBODY LOG THAT:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I'm guessing you don't REALLY want the answer to why? :bigsmile:
  • JennieD2
    JennieD2 Posts: 66
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    Wow! Tears and everything! I see she hasn't found the thread roll yet.

    :laugh: :noway: :laugh: :noway: :laugh: :noway: :laugh:
  • chryciw
    chryciw Posts: 124 Member
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    Oh man, I have to get up in 5 hours to run a 5K! What have you people done to me???

    PS. Just FYI: A 5K equals 3.1 miles, except that it's longer... :wink:

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