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  • nataliebeth08
    nataliebeth08 Posts: 12
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    Very entertaining. Posting so I can recommend this thread to a friend.
  • Goal_Seeker_1988
    Goal_Seeker_1988 Posts: 1,619 Member
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    Gotta jump in so I can find this tomorrow! You guys are hilarious! :laugh:



    :laugh: same here! this is just too damn funny not to come back to!
  • robin52077
    robin52077 Posts: 4,383 Member
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    Case in point: "You can get sodium from other things than frozen dinners. Salt has sodium in it"

    LMFAO!!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • robin52077
    robin52077 Posts: 4,383 Member
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    Oh man, I have to get up in 5 hours to run a 5K! What have you people done to me???

    PS. Just FYI: A 5K equals 3.1 miles, except that it's longer... :wink:

    well, it's longer when you walk it, because it takes longer. Running is faster so therefore if you run the 5k, the overall distance is technically shorter.
    There's the correlation factor of the distance to time ratios to consider....
    :wink:
  • mcrowe1016
    mcrowe1016 Posts: 647 Member
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    Albert Einstein Quotes. "Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."

    Does one insisting on the wrong definition of heavy over and over (and over and over, etc.) make them insane? Just asking...
  • jesc1234
    jesc1234 Posts: 12 Member
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    So glad I came across this, hillarious...I have never seen such patience.
  • JenniferAutumn
    JenniferAutumn Posts: 228 Member
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    Wow- Shouldn't of went to bed so early last night. I missed so much fun
  • RajwaJ
    RajwaJ Posts: 191 Member
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    Oh my!!! I'm crying. :laugh:
  • Zsangel
    Zsangel Posts: 202
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    So I've just been sitting here reading these for about 2 hours now (:yawn: ) and all I have to say is

    *FACEPALM*
  • IronSmasher
    IronSmasher Posts: 3,908 Member
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    The person can't lift the dumb-bell because they opened a letter bomb and are now a double amputee?

    The dumb-bell has been heated to above 100 deg C?

    The gym uses metric dumb-bells?

    Did I get it yet?


    Just so you know, this is what talking to strangers is like when you have Asperger's Syndrome. Every. Frickin'. Day.
  • IronSmasher
    IronSmasher Posts: 3,908 Member
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    Oh yeah, the real answer is, and is indicated on here 10 times a minute.... People, on average, are really, really stupid
  • MsEmmy
    MsEmmy Posts: 254 Member
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    The person can't lift the dumb-bell because they opened a letter bomb and are now a double amputee?

    The dumb-bell has been heated to above 100 deg C?

    The gym uses metric dumb-bells?

    Did I get it yet?


    Just so you know, this is what talking to strangers is like when you have Asperger's Syndrome. Every. Frickin'. Day.

    My son has AS - these sound exactly like the answers he would give! :laugh:
  • Erica_theRedhead
    Erica_theRedhead Posts: 724 Member
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    Oh man, I have to get up in 5 hours to run a 5K! What have you people done to me???

    PS. Just FYI: A 5K equals 3.1 miles, except that it's longer... :wink:

    well, it's longer when you walk it, because it takes longer. Running is faster so therefore if you run the 5k, the overall distance is technically shorter.
    There's the correlation factor of the distance to time ratios to consider....
    :wink:

    Ha! I hope you are ready to continue this arguement for the next 5 hours...:laugh:
  • JulieTX86
    JulieTX86 Posts: 303
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    Case in point: "You can get sodium from other things than frozen dinners. Salt has sodium in it"

    No freaking way! Dang it, now I really am going to have to go read through some of her other posts. Time should fly today at work! haha
  • SuzMac1981
    SuzMac1981 Posts: 708 Member
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    Whew... an hour of my time was just lost shaking my head and cracking up.
    I wish I had actually started reading this last night when a few of my MFP's posted this in their news feeds! I would have jumped right in!

    Thanks for the laughs... it's time to go lift my dumbbells now!
  • JNettie73
    JNettie73 Posts: 1,208 Member
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    Is it wrong that the first thing I did this morning was jump on here to see if there were any more funny posts AND I am a bit disappointed there was no more talk about feathers, rice and dumbbells. Gosh I feel so mean laughing but that was freaking hysterical. :laugh:
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
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    The 10 pounds is heavier than 10 pounds chick has been busy this morning
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/322350-fat-loss-vs-scale-weight-loss
  • SuzMac1981
    SuzMac1981 Posts: 708 Member
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    The 10 pounds is heavier than 10 pounds chick has been busy this morning
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/322350-fat-loss-vs-scale-weight-loss

    Here we go again....
  • ma34113
    ma34113 Posts: 93 Member
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    what the heck is rolling? lol

    newbie *blush*
  • SuzMac1981
    SuzMac1981 Posts: 708 Member
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    what the heck is rolling? lol

    newbie *blush*

    When the thread starts in one place... reaches 20 pages and rolls into a new thread.

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