Your favorite/memorable Seinfeld quotes or episodes?
darkrider42
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Too many nights in a row this week of not enough sleep got me thinking about George's nice sleeping nook under his desk while I was at work this morning...and eyeing the large open space under my* desk.... :laugh: Anyway, a couple of related posts & comments later, I was noting just how often either I or someone else quotes an episode of Seinfeld. Seems like hardly a day goes by I don't...
The couple I probably think of most often are "Not that there's anything wrong with that!", "The water was cold!!", and regarding cleavage..."It's like the sun - you can't stare at it!", oh and of course* "No soup for you!!! Lololol!
What are your faves? Please share either the quote or episode.
HAPPY FRIDAY!!
The couple I probably think of most often are "Not that there's anything wrong with that!", "The water was cold!!", and regarding cleavage..."It's like the sun - you can't stare at it!", oh and of course* "No soup for you!!! Lololol!
What are your faves? Please share either the quote or episode.
HAPPY FRIDAY!!
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Can you spare a square?
Maybe the dingo ate your baby!
Hello...Neuman.0 -
I don't wanna wear the pirate shirt!0
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"I am master of my own domain"0
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I've yada yada yada'ed sex
THAT was one magic loogie
-I'll take the big salad. It's a salad, only bigger
-We only have a small salad
-Can't you take two small salads and put it in a big bowl?
-We don't have big bowls
LOLOLOL0 -
SERENITY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!0
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I walk in to find my son treating his body like it was an AMUSEMENT PARK!0
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These pretzels are making me thirsty.
You're soooo good lookin.
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Hmmm....
I probably use 'Hello Newman' the most lol (I always say it to my nephew.. who is clueless LOL)
then of course:
No soup for you!
Can't spare a square
And always think of the episode where George gets grapefruit juice in his eye and everyone thinks he is winking when I eat grapefruits lol
Oh... and the sponge-worthy episode lol0 -
I'm OUT !0
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I've yada yada yada'ed sex
THAT was one magic loogie
-I'll take the big salad. It's a salad, only bigger
-We only have a small salad
-Can't you take two small salads and put it in a big bowl?
-We don't have big bowls
LOLOLOL
lol... I love the salad episode too! :bigsmile:0 -
My favorite episode was the last one because that ment the show was over!!!!!!!!0
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There was an episode where Jerry was trying to express anger (in often inappropriate scenarios) to prove Elaine wrong because she commented that he is never angry and always went with the flow.
They were sitting in their diner booth and the waitress explained that they only had 2% milk and would that be OK? Jerry decided this was unacceptable and said to the waitress... "2% Milk? You can kiss 2% of my *kitten*!"
I don't know why that has stuck in my mind....
BTW - I grew up in NY Metro area (Northern NJ) and thought Sienfeld was hysterical... but I've noticed that folks in other parts of the country don't always appreciate the Seinfeld humor.
Now that I'm getting ready for a 2 week vacation in India/Nepal this fall, I've been thinking lately of the episode where they all went to India for a wedding and George painted his hiking shoes black, since he thought he was taller in them and wore them instead of shoes and of course that his neurosis prevented him from going to the bathroom the whole time he was in India (luckily it was a short trip!).0 -
Coooooopppy cat! lol0
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Maybe the dingo ate your baby!
I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable
I'm not a lesbian. I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian
If I don't get this guy on a plane to Seattle and out of my life, I'm gonna kill him, and everyone who tries to stop me.0 -
"They're real...... and they're spectacular!"
"A George divided against itself cannot stand!"
"Oh, this isn't even B.O. It's beyond B.O., it's B.B.O."
"It still stinks!"
"Because you don't want him to know that you have a friend who pees in the shower!"
"You're as pretty as anyone else in this city; you just need a nose job."
"She just dislikes me so much..... it's irresistible."
I could go on and on. Seinfeld is my favorite show of all time. I can beat anyone at Seinfeld trivia. :glasses:0 -
Maybe the dingo ate your baby!
I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable
I'm not a lesbian. I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian
If I don't get this guy on a plane to Seattle and out of my life, I'm gonna kill him, and everyone who tries to stop me.
LOL OMG Maybe the ding-o ate yo baby
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Now that I'm getting ready for a 2 week vacation in India/Nepal this fall, I've been thinking lately of the episode where they all went to India for a wedding and George painted his hiking shoes black, since he thought he was taller in them and wore them instead of shoes and of course that his neurosis prevented him from going to the bathroom the whole time he was in India (luckily it was a short trip!).
Do you remember in that episode the Indian couple (who lived in the US) warning him not to go to the bathroom the whole time he is in India? I think that was why he held it the whole time. LOL0 -
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OMG, you've all got me in tears laughing so hard! Thanks! I forgot about a couple of these! :laugh:0
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Coooooopppy cat! lol
I didn't see yours until after I posted mine! I swear! :laugh:
Great minds...0 -
LOL It's all good. You know you are free to copy me anytime. Just remember I'll take it out on you when I can actually run again. lol :smokin:0
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no soup for you.
oh and I love the episode where elane is visiting doctors offices and she's labeled a problem patient.0 -
LOL It's all good. You know you are free to copy me anytime. Just remember I'll take it out on you when I can actually run again. lol :smokin:
Bahahaha! Yes, I know....
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George likes his chicken spicy
Master of your Domain
I don't want to be a pirate
Junior Mint?0 -
Titleist?
Oh Yeah0 -
George likes his chicken spicy
Master of your Domain
I don't want to be a pirate
Junior Mint?
"I Don't Want To Be A Pirate" was another favorite of mine!
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The Man Hands episode... I can't controll my laughter when they are out to dinner and she wipes something off of his face with her giant thumb... BAHHHH HAHAHAAH....0
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[Puddy is wearing a bright orange jacket with an 8 ball on it]
Elaine: What's this? What happened to your fur?
David Puddy: I saw Jerry wearing his. He looked like a bit of a dandy. Check this out. 8 ball. You got a question, you ask the 8 ball.
Elaine: So you're going to wear this all the time?
David Puddy: All signs point to yes.0 -
Elaine: Some night, huh?
Ben: Yeah, I wish I had my telescope.
Elaine: Some dinner, huh?
Ben: Nothing like fresh caught lobster.
Elaine: Some house, huh?
Ben: It was built by Mark Farman.
Elaine: Some ugly baby, huh?
Ben: What did you say?
this whole episode makes me crack up0
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