Your favorite/memorable Seinfeld quotes or episodes?
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When Jerry dates the woman that is only pretty in certain lighting. :laugh:
Love any episode with Puddy...especially when he goes religious and Elaine makes the "devil face"
and of course any time this happened
OH SHIIIIIIT! AHAHAHAHA I LOVED it when Elaine would dance! LMFAO0 -
After I had my daughter I always remembered the "look at the baby" episode. :laugh:
YES!!!!!!!!! UGLY BABY!!!!!! "Breathtaking..." :laugh:
Oh my gosh, you are all so making this the best day I've had in a loooong time!
Thanks! :flowerforyou:
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The Man Hands episode... I can't controll my laughter when they are out to dinner and she wipes something off of his face with her giant thumb... BAHHHH HAHAHAAH....
That episode literally* had me on the floor laughing!
ETA: *GAH!* AutoCorrect is driving me nuts!0 -
"He took it out."
"He took it out?"
"He took. It out."
LOL!!!!!!!! "He took...." (huffs on glasses) "....it out."
"It."
"It."
"Out."
"Out."
"Got any more 'friends' you want to set me up with, Jerry?"
Love this scene!!!0 -
Eating a snickers with a fork.
And to the poster about the sneezing...I totally think that too when someone sneezes! :laugh:
You stopped to get ju ju bees?0 -
Fusilli Jerry
The. A s s man
"You were making out during Schindler's List?!?"0 -
Im OUT... as Kramer slaps a $50 on the counter after 15 minutes (or less)0
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Elaine failing her drug test for poppy see bagels. :laugh:0
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"The boys do notice my diet and that I eat more each day,’ she said.
‘I tell them that everybody likes different things. If I'm making something fatty and they want something healthy, then I make us different meals.’
Thank God she is at least looking after the health of her children. :frown: I hope they continue to want to stay healthy and don't follow in her footsteps.0 -
Vandelay Industries0
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"Man, that Michael Jordon - He's so phony"0
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kramer: hi..uh...im a.g. pennypacker, im a wealthy american industrialist, uhh, looking to open a silvermine in the mountains of peru, and uhh..,before i invest millions in a lucrative mine, id like to go a little native, get a feel for their garments, their unmeantionables,...you know the real,,...gritty gritty *as he chomps on tortilla chips*
puddamayo lady: ...let me show you what we've got...
kramer: i think i can just browse around on my own *as he's got a mouthful of tortilla chips*.... mmmmm machu pichu.... are these free? *eats some more and starts to choke*..
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Kramer making dinner (rinsing his lettuce?) while taking a shower to save time! LOL
The Merv Griffin Show
George, [at Monk's with Jerry]: "So she coughed."
Jerry: "Coughing... naked... It's a turn-off, man."
George: "Everything goes with naked."
Jerry: "When you cough, there are thousands of unseen muscles that suddenly spring into action. It's like watching that fat guy catch a cannonball in his stomach in slow motion."
George: "Oh, you spoiled, spoiled man. Do you now how much mental energy I expend just trying to picture women naked?"
Jerry: "But the thing you don't realize is that there's good naked and bad naked. Naked hair brushing, good; naked crouching, bad." :laugh:
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Guy at party: The ocean called, they're running out of shrimp.
George: The jerk store called, they're running out of you!0 -
Hmmm....
I probably use 'Hello Newman' the most lol (I always say it to my nephew.. who is clueless LOL)
I used to see Newman in the supermarket all the time, and I always wanted to say that to him but figured everyone did that to him! I'd always think "Newman!!!"0 -
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"The boys do notice my diet and that I eat more each day,’ she said.
‘I tell them that everybody likes different things. If I'm making something fatty and they want something healthy, then I make us different meals.’
Thank God she is at least looking after the health of her children. :frown: I hope they continue to want to stay healthy and don't follow in her footsteps.
That was not supposed to be on this thread and why the heck can't I edit it?? What the heck MFP...glitches in the system!0 -
"The boys do notice my diet and that I eat more each day,’ she said.
‘I tell them that everybody likes different things. If I'm making something fatty and they want something healthy, then I make us different meals.’
Thank God she is at least looking after the health of her children. :frown: I hope they continue to want to stay healthy and don't follow in her footsteps.
That was not supposed to be on this thread and why the heck can't I edit it?? What the heck MFP...glitches in the system!
I didn't think so....
Nope, it's working like it's supposed to. By design, the 'Edit' button is only available for an hour after you post. That's to preserve the continuity of the thread. And in case someone has quoted you, people won't be confused because they haven't seen that particular text before.0 -
Kramer making dinner (rinsing his lettuce?) while taking a shower to save time! LOL
The Merv Griffin Show
George, [at Monk's with Jerry]: "So she coughed."
Jerry: "Coughing... naked... It's a turn-off, man."
George: "Everything goes with naked."
Jerry: "When you cough, there are thousands of unseen muscles that suddenly spring into action. It's like watching that fat guy catch a cannonball in his stomach in slow motion."
George: "Oh, you spoiled, spoiled man. Do you now how much mental energy I expend just trying to picture women naked?"
Jerry: "But the thing you don't realize is that there's good naked and bad naked. Naked hair brushing, good; naked crouching, bad." :laugh:
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OMG! The Kramer shower episode was GREAT! Didn't he install a garbage disposal in his shower?
I LOVED the naked episode! In the end, they see each other as weird looking and barbaric. HAHAHA :laugh: :laugh:0
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