Your favorite/memorable Seinfeld quotes or episodes?

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  • darkrider42
    darkrider42 Posts: 5,342 Member
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    Coooooopppy cat! lol

    I didn't see yours until after I posted mine! I swear! :laugh:

    Great minds...
  • Scorpiomom222
    Scorpiomom222 Posts: 1,462 Member
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    LOL It's all good. You know you are free to copy me anytime. Just remember I'll take it out on you when I can actually run again. lol :smokin:
  • angelicdisgrace
    angelicdisgrace Posts: 2,071 Member
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    no soup for you.

    oh and I love the episode where elane is visiting doctors offices and she's labeled a problem patient.
  • darkrider42
    darkrider42 Posts: 5,342 Member
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    LOL It's all good. You know you are free to copy me anytime. Just remember I'll take it out on you when I can actually run again. lol :smokin:

    Bahahaha! Yes, I know.... :)
  • chelekaz
    chelekaz Posts: 871 Member
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    George likes his chicken spicy
    Master of your Domain
    I don't want to be a pirate
    Junior Mint?
  • dmpizza
    dmpizza Posts: 3,321 Member
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    Titleist?

    Oh Yeah
  • Scorpiomom222
    Scorpiomom222 Posts: 1,462 Member
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    George likes his chicken spicy
    Master of your Domain
    I don't want to be a pirate
    Junior Mint?

    "I Don't Want To Be A Pirate" was another favorite of mine! :heart:
  • amyrc12
    amyrc12 Posts: 183 Member
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    The Man Hands episode... I can't controll my laughter when they are out to dinner and she wipes something off of his face with her giant thumb... BAHHHH HAHAHAAH....
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
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    [Puddy is wearing a bright orange jacket with an 8 ball on it]
    Elaine: What's this? What happened to your fur?
    David Puddy: I saw Jerry wearing his. He looked like a bit of a dandy. Check this out. 8 ball. You got a question, you ask the 8 ball.
    Elaine: So you're going to wear this all the time?
    David Puddy: All signs point to yes.
  • holly_v
    holly_v Posts: 292 Member
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    Elaine: Some night, huh?

    Ben: Yeah, I wish I had my telescope.

    Elaine: Some dinner, huh?

    Ben: Nothing like fresh caught lobster.

    Elaine: Some house, huh?

    Ben: It was built by Mark Farman.

    Elaine: Some ugly baby, huh?

    Ben: What did you say?




    this whole episode makes me crack up
  • chellaJKR
    chellaJKR Posts: 146
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    Chest hair
    "I CAN'T STOP!"
  • holly_v
    holly_v Posts: 292 Member
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    [Puddy is wearing a bright orange jacket with an 8 ball on it]
    Elaine: What's this? What happened to your fur?
    David Puddy: I saw Jerry wearing his. He looked like a bit of a dandy. Check this out. 8 ball. You got a question, you ask the 8 ball.
    Elaine: So you're going to wear this all the time?
    David Puddy: All signs point to yes.

    everything puddy said was hilarious.
  • MisterDubs303
    MisterDubs303 Posts: 1,216 Member
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    Titleist?

    Oh Yeah

    "Is that a Titleist?" has got to be the best!!! So predictable, and they paused to allow the audience to anticipate it. Not only a great line, but great directing!
  • pacmanjack
    pacmanjack Posts: 866 Member
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    "The sea was angry that day, my friends..... Like an old man trying to return soup at a deli."
  • sillygoose1977
    sillygoose1977 Posts: 2,151 Member
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    "You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!"
  • tashjs21
    tashjs21 Posts: 4,584 Member
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    When Jerry dates the woman that is only pretty in certain lighting. :laugh:


    Love any episode with Puddy...especially when he goes religious and Elaine makes the "devil face"


    and of course any time this happened

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  • tashjs21
    tashjs21 Posts: 4,584 Member
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    After I had my daughter I always remembered the "look at the baby" episode. :laugh:
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
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    Festivus For the Rest of Us
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
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    (To the tune of Greatest American Hero)...

    Believe it or not
    George isn't at home...

    hilarious, I had it on my answering machine after that!

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