Your favorite/memorable Seinfeld quotes or episodes?

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  • dawnsheree
    dawnsheree Posts: 5
    I say, "Maybe the dingo ate your baby" all the time! i think i love every episode, except the last one....
  • BootcampJunkie
    BootcampJunkie Posts: 69 Member
    Elaine: Some night, huh?

    Ben: Yeah, I wish I had my telescope.

    Elaine: Some dinner, huh?

    Ben: Nothing like fresh caught lobster.

    Elaine: Some house, huh?

    Ben: It was built by Mark Farman.

    Elaine: Some ugly baby, huh?

    Ben: What did you say?




    this whole episode makes me crack up



    I WAS IN THE POOL! I WAS IN THE POOL!!!!!!!
  • mazie61
    mazie61 Posts: 104 Member
    Giddy up!!
  • melsy21
    melsy21 Posts: 193 Member
    The junior mint episode....kramer... "they're VERY refreshing!"

    I am still not tired of that show. I watch the season's over and over.
  • Fit_Canuck
    Fit_Canuck Posts: 788 Member
    It's the Kung Pao , George likes his chicken spicy

    Pretty much any line in the "Jimmy" episode :)
  • sinistertitan
    sinistertitan Posts: 603 Member
    Maybe the dingo ate your baby!

    I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable

    I'm not a lesbian. I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian

    If I don't get this guy on a plane to Seattle and out of my life, I'm gonna kill him, and everyone who tries to stop me.

    LOL OMG Maybe the ding-o ate yo baby
    Kramer.jpg

    LOL! I had that poster above my fireplace in my first apartment.

    For some reason....."I was in the pool!!!" comes to mind. Good episode.
  • bigtone34
    bigtone34 Posts: 136
    These pretzels are making me THIRSTY!!!
  • HRBush
    HRBush Posts: 72 Member
    2 words: Elaine's dancing

    The Bet

    Elaine's nip slip on her Christmas card and rubbing George's face in her chest

    "She had man hands"

    Festivus for the Rest of us!

    Sponge worthy!


    *Now I want to go home and watch the seasons of Seinfeld. :)
  • firesoforion
    firesoforion Posts: 1,017 Member
    "Just DIE, just stop walking around the desert and DIE already! DIE!"
  • UpEarly
    UpEarly Posts: 2,555 Member
    'Steinbrenner's here, George is dead, Call me Back' & 'Hoochie Mama' - really anything Frank Costanza said.

    'Who is this?' upon answering the phone

    The episode with the Japanese visitors sleeping in Kramer's chest of drawers after they ran out of money.

    Elaine's hatred of The English Patient (mostly because I hated that movie, too)

    The drama of Del Boca Vista

    George being chased on his Rascal Scooter and the old man yelling 'Eat Hickory!'

    The episode with 'Scandals and Animals'

    I loved Seinfeld!
  • Emancipated_Tai
    Emancipated_Tai Posts: 751 Member
    HAPPY FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US!!!!
  • Fit_Canuck
    Fit_Canuck Posts: 788 Member
    George's Answering Machine! : Believe or not, George isn't at home, please leave a message at the beep. I must be out or I'd pick up the phone ....
  • GoldenGirl1979
    GoldenGirl1979 Posts: 716 Member
    **i'm not sure, and correct me if I'm wrong, but I think I see... a nipple

    **i'm not gay... not that there's anything wrong w/that

    **these pretzels are making me thirsty!

    **i think he converted to judaism just for the jokes

    **no soup for you
  • Nichole23225
    Nichole23225 Posts: 38 Member
    The one where Jerry steals the marble rye from the old woman on the street.
    The one about JFK, Jr. - he's in Elaine's aerobics class
  • vs1023
    vs1023 Posts: 417 Member
    Mulva...Dolores!!


    Hellooooooooo...la la la

    Marble Rye

    GET OUT!! (I did this when my husband proposed to me, including me pushing him clear across the room..LOL)
  • Michele7091
    Michele7091 Posts: 256 Member
    **i'm not sure, and correct me if I'm wrong, but I think I see... a nipple

    OMG ~ I love this one...especially when George asks Elaine "Where's my Christmas card...everybody else got a Christmas card but me".
    "You want your Christmas card...here's your Christmas card!!" as she's shoving his face in her chest! Hilarious!
  • dadoffo
    dadoffo Posts: 379 Member
    Hooochie Mama...
  • sillygoose1977
    sillygoose1977 Posts: 2,151 Member
    "You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!"

    "I don't have square to spare."
  • getfitdiva
    getfitdiva Posts: 1,148 Member
    HELLLLLOUUUUUUUUUUU - yes that is what her belly said LMAO!!!
  • Bankman1989
    Bankman1989 Posts: 1,116 Member
    NO SOUP FOR YOU!!
  • shanlynt
    shanlynt Posts: 718 Member
    I was in the pool
    No soup for you
    Sponge worthy
  • SandersWifey
    SandersWifey Posts: 387
    No soup for you!!!!
  • clewis628
    clewis628 Posts: 94 Member
    I have been laughing the whole time reading these!

    As for my favorites:

    It's a Pig-Man Jerry!

    These Pretzels are making me Thirsty!

    SERENITY NOW!

    And then there's the episode where Kramer takes the SAAB for the test drive and just keeps going....
  • bsampsonmorgan
    bsampsonmorgan Posts: 7
    Ever since I've gotten engaged, my fiance and I always say: "My fiance, poor baby" --- which is the episode where Elaine says "Maybe the dingo ate your baby"
  • LastSixtySix
    LastSixtySix Posts: 352 Member
    George Costanza: Jerry, just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it.

    Telemarketer: Would you be interested in a subscription to the New York Times?
    Jerry: Yes.
    [hangs up]


    Soup Nazi: No soup for you!
  • BoxingChick
    BoxingChick Posts: 124 Member
    when George combines his favorite things.... has sex while eating a sandwich and watching the game too I think.

    and when Jerry grabs the marble rye from the lady and yells "give me that rye you old bag"....lol
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