What NOT to say to your wife...

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  • kristen8000
    kristen8000 Posts: 747 Member
    edited October 2017
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    Also, when you ask your significant if they can tell you lost 15lbs and the answer is "no, you look the same to me". THEN WHY DID I BOTHER? LOL

    Guys, the answer is ALWAYS 'Yes, you look great. I'm proud of you".
  • Rincewind_1965
    Rincewind_1965 Posts: 639 Member
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    Never, under no circumstances, answer the question "Do you think I'm too fat?" ... Counter-questions like "Compared to what?" aren't really appropriate neither.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    Your sister was much better.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,506 Member
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    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Your sister was much better.

    what that's true?
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Your sister was much better.

    what that's true?

    I am divorced.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,506 Member
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    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Your sister was much better.

    what that's true?

    I am divorced.

    oh..... well, there's that, huh?
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Your sister was much better.

    what that's true?

    I am divorced.

    oh..... well, there's that, huh?

    That and a dollar gets you 100 cents.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,506 Member
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    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Your sister was much better.

    what that's true?

    I am divorced.

    oh..... well, there's that, huh?

    That and a dollar gets you 100 cents.

    I understand; boy howdy I do.
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
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    Guess who got a promotion to Alaska!
  • cjsacto
    cjsacto Posts: 1,421 Member
    edited October 2017
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    When we first started dating (I was thinner then than I am now), I asked my BF if my weight bothered him and he shrugged and said, "Do I have to lift you?"
  • Renaissance_Turtle
    Renaissance_Turtle Posts: 960 Member
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    Do you think that chick is hot? I do.
  • _Captivated_
    _Captivated_ Posts: 5,669 Member
    edited October 2017
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    "Don't drink out of the carton, you're not an animal."

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    I do what I want.

    Also, I've never seen an animal drink out of a carton.

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