Ladies...help us out here....

rider797
rider797 Posts: 52
edited October 1 in Chit-Chat
Alright women....what is the one thing all men should know about the opposite sex? I'm ready to take notes :)
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  • barbiex3
    barbiex3 Posts: 1,036 Member
    we remember everything ;) !
  • JsGirl93
    JsGirl93 Posts: 1,156
    That you can never figure us out. :tongue:
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    we are as dirty-minded as you guys are
  • ncgatorfan
    ncgatorfan Posts: 517
    That we ALWAYS know what makes them tick and can use it to get what we want!!
  • kristinathenina
    kristinathenina Posts: 142
    You will NEVER understand us, though we understand you

    We should be told you like the way we look at least once a day
  • thegymbunny
    thegymbunny Posts: 602 Member
    Everything said so far



    Took the words right out of my mouth
  • shoobz
    shoobz Posts: 119
    We're so much simpler than we appear. And if we really like you, we generally don't do things to (seriously) **** with you. (Hiding the remote just to watch you look for it doesn't count, cos you'd do that too. :P )
  • angelicdisgrace
    angelicdisgrace Posts: 2,071 Member
    Don't assume we know what you all are thinking
  • thegymbunny
    thegymbunny Posts: 602 Member
    just because you think we are beautiful and told us that four months ago, doesn't mean we still know you think that.

    we can be insecure creatures.
  • reepobob
    reepobob Posts: 1,172 Member
    I am not a women, but one thing I learned is that they all worship this evil god named TOM...they pray to this God once a month like clockwork!
  • JEK717
    JEK717 Posts: 1,497
    we remember everything ;) !

    I can pretty much remember everything my best friend has ever said....and he doesn't so i refer to him as Dory now:)
  • CoachMaritova
    CoachMaritova Posts: 409 Member
    men should worship us... everyone would be much happier.
  • bunchesonothing
    bunchesonothing Posts: 1,015 Member
    That we're not from Venus.
  • ohwhataday
    ohwhataday Posts: 1,398 Member
    You will NEVER understand us, though we understand you

    We should be told you like the way we look at least once a day

    we definitely don't understand them. you might think you do, but you don't. men are weird!
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
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  • ItsCasey
    ItsCasey Posts: 4,021 Member
    we remember everything ;) !

    We especially remember everything you say about our bodies or our physical appearance in general, both good and bad. You can crush us or make us feel amazing with a single comment about the way we look.

    Also, if your woman leaves the room and slams the door in the middle of an argument, GO. AFTER. HER. Seriously, she wants you to, and if you don't, it will make things worse. Even if you see it as "letting her cool off," she sees it as "he doesn't care how I feel."
  • smallerthighs
    smallerthighs Posts: 148
    We know when you're lying
    We DON'T think it's cute when you fart
    We Do NOT wanna screw you when you're stinky
    Asking us for sex is a turn off..Initiating it is a turn on!!!
    If you want head...SHAVE!!!
    We don't like most of your buddies
    When we don't wanna have sex....don't ***** about it..ask if everything is ok!!!
    We appreciate compliments...from YOU
    We like loving hugs...without the groping
    Your **** stinks...close the friggin bathroom door!!!
    When you pee...don't sling it all around..we hate wet toilet seats!!!
    Say I love you.....OFTEN!!!
    We think you are beautiful..tell us we are too...OFTEN...even if we look hideous!!
    Send us romantic texts...during the day
    We love you......appreciate it!!!!
  • Rae6503
    Rae6503 Posts: 6,294 Member
    just because you think we are beautiful and told us that four months ago, doesn't mean we still know you think that.

    we can be insecure creatures.

    This. I want to be told every single day.
  • laureneva15
    laureneva15 Posts: 280
    I am not a women, but one thing I learned is that they all worship this evil god named TOM...they pray to this God once a month like clockwork!

    I do not pray to this evil, i pray to the devil to take it away.
  • hadl0032
    hadl0032 Posts: 117
    just because you think we are beautiful and told us that four months ago, doesn't mean we still know you think that.

    we can be insecure creatures.
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    Exactly right on with this one! Even when ur single and 30 and can play the "dating game" pretty well.

    Other thing is: we don't care how much money you make, we just want you to love us more than anything else!!!
    Bottom line: we need to feel and know that we are #1 in your life!
  • mrphil86
    mrphil86 Posts: 2,382 Member
    we remember everything ;) !

    This is true. It can be a good thing... but it's usually a bad thing.

    You could be sitting on the couch and...

    "Babe, can you stop moving around?"
    "At least I didn't sleep with that c*** Jamie out of a dare!!"
    "That was five years ago!"
    "I don't care!!!"

    So remember guys, the decisions you make in front of your girl follow you for a lifetime.
  • thegymbunny
    thegymbunny Posts: 602 Member
    just because you think we are beautiful and told us that four months ago, doesn't mean we still know you think that.

    we can be insecure creatures.

    This. I want to be told every single day.

    Same here. Especially when I work my butt off to stay in good shape.
  • MyNewLeaf
    MyNewLeaf Posts: 40
    Don't try to fix us. When we start venting about our problems, we want you to LISTEN and murmur sweet things like "I hear you" "It's all gonna work out". Or simply stay mute but look at us intently as if you're hanging on our every word. Women don't want to be fixed, but we really want to be heard. Your attention (without constant problem-resolution skills) is what shows us you care. If you're zoning out, you'd better fake it really well, or gently steer the conversation to the bottom line if we're going on and on and you can't stand it. Only if we ask you for suggestions should you give any. Generally, if you're chomping to give us advice, instead turn it around and ask "What do you think you'll do about this problem?" Because we get to talk more and feel even more heard that way. And here's the biggie: if we do request advice, don't be attached to us actually taking your suggestions. Many times we want to hear what many people think about it, but we come to our own conclusions. So allow that your thoughts are going into the pool of possibilities and leave it at that. Your support in our time of rant is the most important thing.
  • JEK717
    JEK717 Posts: 1,497
    "California girls
    We're unforgettable
    Daisy Dukes
    Bikinis on top
    Sun-kissed skin
    So hot
    We'll melt your Popsicle
    Oooooh oh oooooh

    California girls
    We're undeniable
    Fine, fresh, fierce
    We got it on lock
    Westcoast represent
    Now put your hands up"

    Sorry if my answer is biased to Cali gurls but me being a Cali gurl...i couldn't resist!!

    Pretty much what you need ta know:)
  • cmonskinnylovee
    cmonskinnylovee Posts: 339
    When we're angry, just let us be right. After we have calmed down is when you can tell us how irrational we were being.

    (For me at least, I am a lot more laid-back then most people though haha)
  • cmonskinnylovee
    cmonskinnylovee Posts: 339
    We know when you're lying
    We DON'T think it's cute when you fart
    We Do NOT wanna screw you when you're stinky
    Asking us for sex is a turn off..Initiating it is a turn on!!!
    If you want head...SHAVE!!!
    We don't like most of your buddies
    When we don't wanna have sex....don't ***** about it..ask if everything is ok!!!
    We appreciate compliments...from YOU
    We like loving hugs...without the groping
    Your **** stinks...close the friggin bathroom door!!!
    When you pee...don't sling it all around..we hate wet toilet seats!!!
    Say I love you.....OFTEN!!!
    We think you are beautiful..tell us we are too...OFTEN...even if we look hideous!!
    Send us romantic texts...during the day
    We love you......appreciate it!!!!

    Took the words right out of my mouth!
  • ktbug82
    ktbug82 Posts: 166


    We especially remember everything you say about our bodies or our physical appearance in general, both good and bad. You can crush us or make us feel amazing with a single comment about the way we look.

    Also, if your woman leaves the room and slams the door in the middle of an argument, GO. AFTER. HER. Seriously, she wants you to, and if you don't, it will make things worse. Even if you see it as "letting her cool off," she sees it as "he doesn't care how I feel."

    ^^Couldn't agree with this more, especially the part about going after a girl if she leaves the room during a fight.
  • troy_n
    troy_n Posts: 66
    Wo. can we start over and speak slower please?
  • smallerthighs
    smallerthighs Posts: 148
    We do notice you suckin your gut in when a cute chic walks by
    When your phone rings..you'd better answer it..if you hit ignore, we'll wonder why!!
    Offer to help us cook..or wash dishes
    If we're moody...don't do anything that may get you whacked upside the head (trust me, you don't wanna go there)
    Surprise us
    Be thoughtful
    Be the first one to say "I'm sorry"
    Tell us how much we mean to you
    Understand that our feelings get hurt easily....be careful what you say
    Don't be flirtatious..unless it's with us
    Be honest with us
    Be a good boyfriend/husband.
    If you have sneaky friends who mess around on their gf's..it will make us suspicious of u
    We always want to know that you care...show us!!
    Notice how we take care of ourselves for you
    We do things just to please you and make you comfortable.....know this!!!
    We think about you ALOT...APPRECIATE IT!!!!
    Make us happy!!
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
    I'd say...the level of contradiction in just these first two pages tells you all you need to know man.

    Though, some of these women are clearly pretty awesome people...with very lucky boyfriends if they aren't single.
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