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  • fitwatch
    fitwatch Posts: 61
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    Someone suggested doing the cougar thing on this site. Is that a 35 year old female going after a 19 year old male? Or are you talking about a 45 year old going after a 21 year old? Now I now it is now in vogue to accept these types of relationships for mature females. It is almost celebrated by most.

    Why do females call men who do the same "horrible" since now it is admired when females do this? I need clarification!
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    Someone suggested doing the cougar thing on this site. Is that a 35 year old female going after a 19 year old male? Or are you talking about a 45 year old going after a 21 year old? Now I now it is now in vogue to accept these types of relationships for mature females. It is almost celebrated by most.

    Why do females call men who do the same "horrible" since now it is admired when females do this? I need clarification!

    Not all women do, first of all :)
  • SamiSamiBoBlammy
    SamiSamiBoBlammy Posts: 868 Member
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    Am I missing something here? The sum total of this story appears to be: boy meets girl. Boy splits up with girl. Boy is really cr*p at packing.

    And the proportionate response to that is: send him poop, post his dating profile so he can be stalked or send gay porn to his mother's house (and what does his mother have to do with any of this?)

    *****es be crazy.

    Am I missing something here? I thought this was the chit-chat, fun, and games thread...

    His mother has nothing to do with anything - I was being funny... haha... I didn't really mean spend your hard earned money on crap to embarrass the *kitten*. But it is very amusing to imagine how family dinners would go it someone were to send him a package like this.

    Also, I've never known anybody that actually sends poop to someone else, and she DIDN'T post his dating profile...

    Soooo, maybe you and your 'lack of sense of humour' (that's humor, here in America) should stay off the fun and game thread?
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
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    Yeah it is, brother from another mother!

    How very dare you. I'm not a hermaphrodite you know. Well last time I checked. Which was admittedly this morning...
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    Yeah it is, brother from another mother!

    How very dare you. I'm not a hermaphrodite you know. Well last time I checked. Which was admittedly this morning...

    A LOT can happen over the course of a day ;-)
  • ShapeUpSidney
    ShapeUpSidney Posts: 1,092 Member
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    Just wow. Rewind a year. I'm dating a 42 year old ER doctor for a little over 3 months. The day I'm supposed to go out of town to a wedding with him he breaks up with me... via text message. Via. Text.

    OK, anyhow, he didn't want to continue dating, fine whatever. I didn't reply to his break-up text. Sent a simple email a few days letter saying I was sorry for whatever transpired and wished him the best and asked him to return my belongings. I could easily pick them up while he was at work if he'd leave them in a box. No reply... of course.

    Well, one year later, a box just showed up here at work. My $120 beautiful pink monogrammed bamboo robe, my kitchen dishes (casseroles, etc) as I used to always cook for him. The robe he used as packing material, and all of the dishes are broken hence slicing said robe.

    My word. He's 42. And a doctor. And completely clueless on seemingly the simplest of things.

    What a jackaloon. Tape the box back up, write "Return to Sender / Refused" on the box.
  • lisafred24
    lisafred24 Posts: 313 Member
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    Can you repack it and "return to sender" ...what a freaking a'hole...

    This is exactly what I would do. You have been without the stuff for a year so you must not REALLY need it any way. I would return to send....good riddance to him and the stuff.
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
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    Someone suggested doing the cougar thing on this site. Is that a 35 year old female going after a 19 year old male? Or are you talking about a 45 year old going after a 21 year old? Now I now it is now in vogue to accept these types of relationships for mature females. It is almost celebrated by most.

    Why do females call men who do the same "horrible" since now it is admired when females do this? I need clarification!

    No, not this site and I meant, why not someone a tad younger like 2-3 years younger not the whole 20 years her minor deal. And it was meant in a more nonchalant/joking way than anything else, nothing serious. And I don't know, I never celebrated Liz Taylor marrying that construction worker, 30 years younger than her, that was just........... awkward and weird to say the least. No celebration here buddy. To each their own, if old men (70) finds joy in married a 25 yr old lady, kudos for them. I have no idea what their conversations must be like.
  • ShapeUpSidney
    ShapeUpSidney Posts: 1,092 Member
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    My biggest question is....who the hell spends $120 on a robe? 0.o

    You've obviously never owned cashmere...
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
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    Yeah it is, brother from another mother!

    How very dare you. I'm not a hermaphrodite you know. Well last time I checked. Which was admittedly this morning...

    A LOT can happen over the course of a day ;-)

    Yeah, somebody might send me some poop. Or I might learn how to spell humour correctly. Me and my stupid spelling. Pfffft, You can't get the staff these days...
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    Yeah it is, brother from another mother!

    How very dare you. I'm not a hermaphrodite you know. Well last time I checked. Which was admittedly this morning...

    A LOT can happen over the course of a day ;-)

    Yeah, somebody might send me some poop. Or I might learn how to spell humour correctly. Me and my stupid spelling. Pfffft, You can't get the staff these days...

    Who commented on your spelling?? Relax, Relax.... Deep soothing breath :)
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
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    Who commented on your spelling?? Relax, Relax.... Deep soothing breath :)

    Sh*ts gonna get real!!! They were mean to me and my lacking sense of humour, Miss. Can you lend me $20?

    Ok, enough of me being a smart *kitten*. Our bet still stands. But please, do me a favour. You are not a victim. You will never be a victim. You are a lovely, sweet woman who is going through a crappy stage. Plow through it with your head held high. Not all men are like this, you do not have a sign on your forehead saying "jerks apply here." This crap comes with dating but the reward is this: finding someone who makes you heart sing.

    Later.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,695 Member
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    Or become a COUGAR.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    I am not a victim, love. Absolutely not. But I do like to share my stories:bigsmile: They can serve to entertain *LOL* Hence the reason I'm on a message board. $20. You're on.
  • bigdawg025
    bigdawg025 Posts: 774 Member
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    Er, no offense, but you've really got *kitten* luck with men lately. :ohwell: :noway:

    You're telling me *LOL*

    You're just picking the wrong ones!!! There are PLENTY of us good ones out there!!! I feel terrible for you, though, but look at it this way. You are MUCH MUCH better WITHOUT that idiot in your life!!!!

    That's just sick... after all HE is the one who broke it off! :noway:
  • voluptas63
    voluptas63 Posts: 602 Member
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    Why does it seem appropriate to troll somebody, alert the world via email, destroy someone's credibility via cyberspace over a break up? A simple break up of a relationship that was only 3 months old anyway.

    His text was innapropriate.

    Your response was inappropriate.

    A large majority of these posts are inappropriate.

    There is a silver lining to this episode though. A cautionary tale. A call to action, if you will.

    I'm sending my wife roses to her workplace.

    Appropriate spelled correctly here.

    You seemed to have forgotten it here.

    Once again, you remembered. Did you take your memory pill?

    My lining today is blue, thanks.

    Nobody cares.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
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    Why does it seem appropriate to troll somebody, alert the world via email, destroy someone's credibility via cyberspace over a break up? A simple break up of a relationship that was only 3 months old anyway.

    His text was innapropriate.

    Your response was inappropriate.

    A large majority of these posts are inappropriate.

    There is a silver lining to this episode though. A cautionary tale. A call to action, if you will.

    I'm sending my wife roses to her workplace.

    Appropriate spelled correctly here.

    You seemed to have forgotten it here.

    Once again, you remembered. Did you take your memory pill?

    My lining today is blue, thanks.

    Nobody cares.

    That'll teach me. Not only has it been pointed out that I have fat fingers and my spelling has suffered, but now I have to live with knowledge of your consternation. It's an unbearable burden, but something I will eventually have to come to grips with.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    I'm still wondering how my response was inappropriate. Since I didn't respond to him *shrug*
  • JellyJaks
    JellyJaks Posts: 589 Member
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    Dude I responded to this topic this morning and somewhere between now and then it turned into an elementary school yard fight.

    I still stand by what I said. Guy's a douche canoe and you're better off without him :smile: