Last post is the WINNER thread!

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  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    While Betty is jogging along a path she see Newbie choking on something. Betty performs the heimlich maneuver on Newbie and low and behold the WIN come shooting out of mouth. Newbie is so relieved that Betty saved her life that she cleans off the WIN, hands it to Betty and with grateful thank yous, sends her on her way.
  • bubblesburst80
    bubblesburst80 Posts: 1,130 Member
    Betty is surprised at how easy that was, while standing there dumbfounded Bubbles swipes the win and legs it to the forest
  • cantjustcant
    cantjustcant Posts: 1,027 Member
    Cant is waiting at the gingerbread house in the forest and waits for Bubbles to stop for a nibble...CANT grabs bubbles, throws her in the oven and takes off to the castle with the win!
  • bubblesburst80
    bubblesburst80 Posts: 1,130 Member
    Bubbles twitches her nose and blinks 3 times - from all the dust in the oven that Cant never cleans - and being in a witches house she magically reappears in the castle kitchen, which is Cant's first stop after thinking about all that gingerbread - grabs the win and locks Cant in the pantry!
  • cantjustcant
    cantjustcant Posts: 1,027 Member
    CANT chucks a giant can of okra at bubble's feet. Bubbles trips and the win goes sailing into the dungeon. Meanwhile cant finds a secret tunnel into the dungeon, grabs a mace and dares anyone to touch her win







    (my this is becoming a violent thread)
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    Unbeknownst to Cant, Betty, who was locked in the dungeon by the evil sorcerer, sneaks up behind her, grabs the WIN and runs out the secret tunnel that she now knows about. Betty rolls a boulder against the entrance of the tunnel so Cant can't follow her.
  • cantjustcant
    cantjustcant Posts: 1,027 Member
    All CANT's strength training is paying off and she shrugs the boulder off with the flick of a wrist. the boulder rolls towards Betty's knees and she puts her hands out to stop the rock while cant scurries up the stairs to the towers with the win
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    While Cant is running up what she thinks is the stairs but is actually an escalator going down, Betty steps into the elevator, goes to the top of the tower, steps out and slides down the escalator rail grabbing the WIN from Cant on the way down.
  • timothyjkiser
    timothyjkiser Posts: 85 Member
    hhhmmm...last but not least?
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,030 Member
    In for the WIN!
  • bubblesburst80
    bubblesburst80 Posts: 1,130 Member
    not quite i'm afraid
  • NotGoddess
    NotGoddess Posts: 1,198 Member
    I love the smell of winning in the morning.
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    Yeah, me too. WIN!
  • sdwelk11
    sdwelk11 Posts: 825
    I love the smell of WINNING in the afternoon!!!!!!!!! I win!
  • bubblesburst80
    bubblesburst80 Posts: 1,130 Member
    sorry it's the peace of the win in the evening that's best
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    Still afternoon here so I WIN!
  • curvygirl512
    curvygirl512 Posts: 423 Member
    Yeah, but it's still the afternoon here too, so I win. :smile:
  • bubblesburst80
    bubblesburst80 Posts: 1,130 Member
    curvy is dazzled by the sun in the afternoon, bubbles grabs the win and hides in the dark of night
  • cantjustcant
    cantjustcant Posts: 1,027 Member
    CANT turns on the black light and bubbles is distracted by her glowing shoelaces and cant runs off to the creepy mansion in the woods
  • ChrisStoney
    ChrisStoney Posts: 479 Member
    this might be a post made for me!
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    Betty strolls by, pats the newbie on the head and takes the WIN from him.
  • ChrisStoney
    ChrisStoney Posts: 479 Member
    awww.....
  • cantjustcant
    cantjustcant Posts: 1,027 Member
    CANT sees newbie (hey look it's a man!) using the win as a fishing lure and snatches the win away from him and jet skis off into the sunset
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    Betty pops up out of the water while scuba diving and startles Cant causing her to drop the WIN. Betty grabs the WIN and dives back under the water and hides in an underwater cave.
  • cantjustcant
    cantjustcant Posts: 1,027 Member
    unbeknownst to Betty, CANT is actually a mermaid and she has swum into her lair! CANT grabs the win and with a flip of her sequined tail, CANT disappears into Atlantis
  • irishgal44
    irishgal44 Posts: 1,141 Member
    :laugh: Irish is fishing the Atlantic, catches CANT with her giant net and pulls her in, taking the WIN
  • cantjustcant
    cantjustcant Posts: 1,027 Member
    Also in the net is JAWS! Jaws eats irishgal and spits out the win...CANT takes the win and the seadoo back to her cabana boy who is waiting with oil and CANT's shades
  • irishgal44
    irishgal44 Posts: 1,141 Member
    Hilarioius...you have triple the wit I will ever have. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Cabana boy turns out to be Irish in disguise (shark ate a hot woman that CANT assumed was Irish)...oil that was smothered all over CANT suddenly starts melting CANT away - she screams in agony as Irish walks away with cockiness and empowerment. And of course...WINS
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    She's good isn't she! :laugh:

    So, the cops come running after being summoned by neighbors hearing screaming. They arrest Irish for melting Cant and Betty takes the WIN (as evidence dontcha know) and walks away with the cabana boy.
  • cantjustcant
    cantjustcant Posts: 1,027 Member
    CANT (who is slightly irritated that irishgal didn't rub more on her thighs to make them melt away too) pulls all the poles out from the cabana leaving betty and the cabana boy wrestling around under the canopy while CANT puts on her roller skates (with the pompoms on them cause she grew up in the 70s and 80s) and heads off down the boardwalk with the win
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