Last post is the WINNER thread!

WifeNMama

While Can't is in the middle of an impressive extended child's pose, WNM grabs the Win off the yoga mat, takes it to a,tailor who fashions the win into a gorgeous cobalt blue wrap dress that flatters her newly defined waist.

mommared53

Little did WNM know that the tailor was actually a friend of Betty's who used a very nice fabric he got from Paris to create the beautiful cobalt blue wrap dress that looks lovely on WNM. He slipped the WIN to Betty who hurried off to find more fabric so he could make her a beautiful new dress.

cantjustcant

While Betty and newbie (bahahaaa don't know why but that made me laugh so hard I about spit coffee out my nose!) are posing like they are on America's next top model, CANT sneaks in and takes the win and heads off to her son's football game

mommared53

While Cant is cheering her son, Betty exchanges the WIN with some pompoms then takes the WIN and heads back home to try to teach her cat to clean up his own hair when he sheds all over the place.

cantjustcant

CANT teaches Betty's cat to hack up hair balls on demand...while Betty sulks off to the kitchen muttering to herself, CANT replaces the win with a little box tootsie roll and CANT takes the win to Ohio where it's cold and tucks it in her jacket to keep it warm

bubblesburst80

I'm back after a rotten week - the kittens died and my two littlest have been chucking up since Wednesday, so for that I think I deserve the win so I can snuggle up with it and go back to bed for some sleep!

cantjustcant

CANT give bubbles a big hug and tucks her into bed...while bubbles drifts off to dreamland CANT tip toes quietly out of the room with the win


so sorry about the kittens bubbles...big hugs to you!

mommared53

Aww Bubbles, so sorry about the kittens. (((hugs)))

Betty gives Cant a good talking to for teaching the cat to hack up hairballs on demand. As punishment, Betty takes the WIN then proceeds to try to teach the cat to be a gentleman and at least hack up the hairballs into the waste basket.

cantjustcant

a scolded cant decides that she is taking the win with her into seclusion in the deepest part of the AFrican rainforest

mommared53

Betty walks into the rainforest, retrieves the WIN and goes on line to see if she can send Facebook a stern letter about not "fixing" things that aren't broke but are now.

cantjustcant

CANT goes on facebook, takes away the win and goes off to harvest her crops with the win

WifeNMama

WNM drives by on her combine, wearing her new parisian dress, scoops the win with her shovel and drops it in the five gallon pail beside her.

mommared53

Betty notices that WNM's bucket has a hole in the bottom but doesn't tell her. Betty waits until WNM drives off then grabs the WIN off the ground, drops a bean and climbs up the magic beanstalk that grows.

cantjustcant

When betty nears the top of the bean stalk CANT steps on the golden goose's foot and he honks and startles betty who drops the win while clinging for dear life off a leaf....CANT clamours up the beanstalk (stepping on betty's knees on the way up) and runs to the castle

NotGoddess

Morning win.

mommared53

Betty takes the morning WIN from NotGoddess and uses it tosoothe her poor aching knees that mean ole Cant stepped on.

cantjustcant

CANT jogs through on her practice run for her 5K tomorrow and snags the win and disappears into a crowd of 5000 runners

mommared53

Betty uses the beanstalk to swing like Tarzan through the crowd of runners to snag the WIN from Cant causing plenty of the runners to stumble and fall. Oops, sorry everyone!

Good luck on you run tomorrow Cant. I'll be the one on the sidelines cheering and holding the WIN. :bigsmile:

ninerbuff

While on the vines, the chimps get mad and throw poo on Betty, disrupting her sight as she get beaned right in the face. Then Niner takes the win and jumps on an elephants back and rides off.

mommared53

Betty swipes the poo off her face and tosses it on the ground. The elephant Niner is riding on sees the poo suddenly land on the ground and mistakes it for a mouse. The elephant rears up causing Niner to fall to the ground. Betty grabs the WIN, hops on an ostrich and quickly rides off into the jungle.

WifeNMama

WNM saunters by, notices Miner is limping, so she hands him an ice pack for his bruised bottom. Ttfn.... She catches up with the ostrich riding betty, and says "did you get poo on you? You missed a spot." And hands her a wetwipe. As betty reaches down, WNM round house kicks the win out of bettys hand a runs with it to a secret underground tunnel guarded by dwarves.

mommared53

Betty's ostrich sticks it's head in the sand and happens to see WNM hiding in the tunnel with the WIN. The ostrich plucks the WIN out of WNM's hand, hands it to Betty and takes off at a gallop with Betty holding on for dear life.

cantjustcant

A completely energized CANT jogs past the ostrich and snags the win and runs through the gates of ONEderland for the first time in 21 years!

bubblesburst80

i's my birthday today so i win!

cantjustcant

CANT hands bubbles a shiny bunch of balloons for her birthday....bubbles is mesmorized by their bouncing along at the end of a string and while she is distracted cant takes off with the win and goes to meet others to finish planning bubble's surprize party

bubblesburst80

thanks Cant, promise i wont tell you let the secret out but i'd better just take the win so it doesn't ge in your way, it's makes a great balloon weigh

mommared53

Congratulations Cant! :flowerforyou:

Happy birthday Bubbles! :flowerforyou:

Betty hands Bubbles a bouquet of flowers for her birthday and offers to move the balloons over to another table to make room for the healthy birthday cake. Betty removed the WIN and all of a sudden a gust of wind blew the balloons out the door with Betty holding on tight to the balloons and the WIN.

WifeNMama

WNM swaps the win with a rock (Rocks make good balloon weighs too.) And jumps through the time travelling portal behind bubbles and climbs up on her pet t-Rex's back, and rides deep into a canyon, that looks peculiarly grand...


Also, congrats on the onederdom, can't, and a very happy birthday to bubbles. :-)

sdwelk11

i's my birthday today so i win!

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! :flowerforyou:

cantjustcant

CANT distracts everyone by lighting the candles on the cake and while it's dark in room she sneaks quietly into the haunted house