Calories burned during sex?

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  • jackeh
    jackeh Posts: 1,515 Member
    I hope you figure out some day its not about the calories when you in the bet room:laugh:


    it is definately about the calories if you in the bedroom by yourself 6 times a day :laugh:
  • TRLTAMPA
    TRLTAMPA Posts: 824
    How many calories are burned putting the kids back in their beds 5 times and convincing your husband that the coast is clear?
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    I hope you figure out some day its not about the calories when you in the bet room:laugh:


    it is definately about the calories if you in the bedroom by yourself 6 times a day :laugh:

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  • Phoenix_Rising
    Phoenix_Rising Posts: 11,417 Member
    http://www.revolutionhealth.com/calculators/lose-one-pound

    To burn one pound from sexual intercourse, I'd have to be at it for 683 minutes. :laugh: 11 hours and 23 minutes. :laugh:

    To burn one pound from sexual foreplay, I'd have to be at it for 1988 minutes. :laugh: 33 hours and 8 minutes. :laugh:

    ROFLMAO
  • http://www.revolutionhealth.com/calculators/lose-one-pound

    To burn one pound from sexual intercourse, I'd have to be at it for 683 minutes. :laugh: 11 hours and 23 minutes. :laugh:

    To burn one pound from sexual foreplay, I'd have to be at it for 1988 minutes. :laugh: 33 hours and 8 minutes. :laugh:

    ROFLMAO

    OMG! I would die of a heart attack before I had a chance to enter my exercise points in! :brokenheart:
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    http://www.revolutionhealth.com/calculators/lose-one-pound

    To burn one pound from sexual intercourse, I'd have to be at it for 683 minutes. :laugh: 11 hours and 23 minutes. :laugh:

    To burn one pound from sexual foreplay, I'd have to be at it for 1988 minutes. :laugh: 33 hours and 8 minutes. :laugh:

    ROFLMAO

    WOWZERS :noway: That's a lot of ummmmmm "quality time" with the significant other. :laugh:

    What's this thing say about goin solo :bigsmile: :devil: :smokin: :laugh: :laugh: BRB :laugh:
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    http://www.revolutionhealth.com/calculators/lose-one-pound

    To burn one pound from sexual intercourse, I'd have to be at it for 683 minutes. :laugh: 11 hours and 23 minutes. :laugh:

    To burn one pound from sexual foreplay, I'd have to be at it for 1988 minutes. :laugh: 33 hours and 8 minutes. :laugh:

    ROFLMAO

    WOWZERS :noway: That's a lot of ummmmmm "quality time" with the significant other. :laugh:

    What's this thing say about goin solo :bigsmile: :devil: :smokin: :laugh: :laugh: BRB :laugh:

    Doesn't say :grumble: :laugh: :wink:
  • Nich0le
    Nich0le Posts: 2,906 Member
    The ladies totally dig the HRM assist in the bedroom!

    Thanks for the link! I just created an entry, it says 59 calories every 10m. Not too shabby!

    Nothing like an alarm to let you know its all good! :laugh: And if the man is old enough it would be like a warning bell for a heart attack,,,,,,so she has time to get away! :blushing:
  • gis35
    gis35 Posts: 54
    here is what i found on the internet....

    KISSING: Kissing can burn around 120-325 calories an hour, or around 2-5 calories a minute. Engaging in long make-out sessions with your partner is not only good for your relationship; it is also good for your waistline. A 10 minute make-out session with your partner each morning and each evening could burn up to 100 calories a day. That’s 36,500 calories a year, or just over 10 pounds worth of weight loss. When was the last time you made out with your partner.

    UNDRESSING: According to an Italian professor, even undressing can burn off calories. Unclasping a bra with two hands burns 8 calories, while unclasping it with only one hand burns up 18 calories. Unclasping it with your mouth can burn 87 calories.

    ORAL SEX: 15 minutes of oral sex can burn off the calories consumed in a long sip of wine. There are calories present in semen, though, so if you swallow, there are around 7 calories in a teaspoon of semen. Since the average volume of ejaculation is 1-2 teaspoons, you can expect an average of 7-14 calories per ejaculation. That will easily be burned off during the course of your lovemaking, though.

    *kitten*: You don’t have to have a partner to enjoy the calorie-burning effects of sex. *kitten* can burn up the calories, as well. You can lose between 100-150 calories for each act of *kitten*, according to the Young People’s Reproductive and Sexual Health & Rights Organization. You can raise that amount to around 300 calories, though, through a 5 minute vigorous *kitten* session, according to Japanese scientist Dr. Shukan Tokuho.

    INTERCOURSE: The average lovemaking session burns between 50 and 100 calories. Having sex 3 times a week burns 7500 calories per year. That’s the equivalent of jogging 75 miles. The more intense the sex, the more calories are burned: up to 15,000 calories annually (at a frequency of 3 times weekly). 15,000 calories wquals over 4 pounds of weight loss per year!

    ORGASM: Experts estimate that an orgasm can burn between 60-100 calories.


    oh dear:blushing:
    i'm gonna do it again tonight armed with this info:laugh:
  • anony999
    anony999 Posts: 112 Member
    http://www.revolutionhealth.com/calculators/lose-one-pound

    To burn one pound from sexual intercourse, I'd have to be at it for 683 minutes. :laugh: 11 hours and 23 minutes. :laugh:

    To burn one pound from sexual foreplay, I'd have to be at it for 1988 minutes. :laugh: 33 hours and 8 minutes. :laugh:

    ROFLMAO

    Hrmmm this sounds a bit too low. That's for maybe the boring kind of sex where no one is moving. Also known as... not sex.

    Similar though to the stat I posted before, this shows 5.12 calories/minute instead of 5.9 calories/minute. Wheee! Let's reduce sexy intercourse to pure numbers! That'll rope a mate!

    The vigorous *kitten* calories that are promised would require a jump rope and a rowing machine... but hey if that's what gets you going, then I'm kinda curious to see the video!
  • jackeh
    jackeh Posts: 1,515 Member
    http://www.revolutionhealth.com/calculators/lose-one-pound

    To burn one pound from sexual intercourse, I'd have to be at it for 683 minutes. :laugh: 11 hours and 23 minutes. :laugh:

    To burn one pound from sexual foreplay, I'd have to be at it for 1988 minutes. :laugh: 33 hours and 8 minutes. :laugh:

    ROFLMAO

    Hrmmm this sounds a bit too low. That's for maybe the boring kind of sex where no one is moving. Also known as... not sex.

    Similar though to the stat I posted before, this shows 5.12 calories/minute instead of 5.9 calories/minute. Wheee! Let's reduce sexy intercourse to pure numbers! That'll rope a mate!

    The vigorous *kitten* calories that are promised would require a jump rope and a rowing machine... but hey if that's what gets you going, then I'm kinda curious to see the video!


    you dont use a jumprope and a rowing machine? i thought everyone did when they practised 6 times a day lol
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member

    The vigorous *kitten* calories that are promised would require a jump rope and a rowing machine... but hey if that's what gets you going, then I'm kinda curious to see the video!

    :blushing: :smokin: :glasses:

    Thanks for the ideas writing.gif
  • Jen19
    Jen19 Posts: 19
    Wow i cant wait for my hubby to come home so i can burn some major calories!!!!!!:laugh:
  • http://www.revolutionhealth.com/calculators/lose-one-pound

    To burn one pound from sexual intercourse, I'd have to be at it for 683 minutes. :laugh: 11 hours and 23 minutes. :laugh:

    To burn one pound from sexual foreplay, I'd have to be at it for 1988 minutes. :laugh: 33 hours and 8 minutes. :laugh:

    ROFLMAO

    Hrmmm this sounds a bit too low. That's for maybe the boring kind of sex where no one is moving. Also known as... not sex.

    Similar though to the stat I posted before, this shows 5.12 calories/minute instead of 5.9 calories/minute. Wheee! Let's reduce sexy intercourse to pure numbers! That'll rope a mate!

    The vigorous *kitten* calories that are promised would require a jump rope and a rowing machine... but hey if that's what gets you going, then I'm kinda curious to see the video!

    I personally prefer a pogo stick and some resistance bands. :wink:
  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,702 Member
    Ok so I need.
    pogo stick
    resistance bands
    jump rope
    rowing machine


    oh yeah and DH!!:blushing:
  • jackeh
    jackeh Posts: 1,515 Member
    Ok so I need.
    pogo stick
    resistance bands
    jump rope
    rowing machine


    oh yeah and DH!!:blushing:

    what do you need DH for? i thought solo was the way to go? lol
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    It's been hard but I have resisted joining this discussion so far.

    I figured it would be a bit obvious!! :wink: :laugh:

    Anyhoo, all I can add is that I definitely get a good workout!! :bigsmile:
  • jackeh
    jackeh Posts: 1,515 Member
    It's been hard but I have resisted joining this discussion so far.

    I figured it would be a bit obvious!! :wink: :laugh:

    Anyhoo, all I can add is that I definitely get a good workout!! :bigsmile:

    stop resisting tam:laugh:
  • keiko
    keiko Posts: 2,919 Member
    resistance if futile, You know you want to join in all the fun here!
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    resistance if futile, You know you want to join in all the fun here!
    Who me?? :huh:

    P'shaw! I am Miss Innocent!! :indifferent:

    :wink:
  • Mike
    Mike Posts: 823 Member
    I know that this topic overall has been fairly harmless, but I just want to remind everyone that sexual content is not permitted on the forums. This rule is in place just to ensure that content on the forums does not cross the line into realms that make many members feel uncomfortable, and even though this topic is relatively benign, I'm going to lock it now to ensure that it stays that way.

    Thanks for your understanding and cooperation. Hope you are enjoying the site.
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