Who on your MFP friends list would you have a one night stan

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  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    In my best creepy whisper as I stand admiring my mangina... "Would you fvck me? I'd fvck me. I'd fvck me so hard."

    ROLF It puts the lotion on its skin b4 the MFP orgy
    Well played.
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
    Good thing I chose the big brown man with an awesome tan... because after my usual one night stand, I make them into a skin lamp.

    I'm going with a rustic motif in my breakfast nook.
  • _David_
    _David_ Posts: 476 Member
    MFP orgy is a good thought!
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    Look at my list and tell me how I could manage to decide which ONE with less then a day to think about it.
    I would need weeks or months to make that choice out of all the beautiful ladies there. :heart:

    MAN UP CARL! Ladies dont like indecisiveness Pick one!

    It might really be my last day on Earth if I did that. :tongue:
  • morganhccstudent724
    morganhccstudent724 Posts: 1,261 Member
    Miko or Liz...they have the best *kitten*...


    I wouls say Skitty but she's my wife so I don't have to one night stand her.... :bigsmile:

    YES!!!! But since my wives are out because I own you(Morgan, ohwhataday, & Miko) I will say the big brown man with the awesome tan. I taught him a new polish phrase he can use on me. :laugh:

    eVERYONE that was referenced above!!!....ha!!!!! of course this awesomely tanned man can handle it!!!

    LET'S DO IT!!!

    contain yourselves -- we're ladies - - let's be dainty about this gangbang scenario


    Where is the gangbang taking place? Central location???

    **gets in car**
  • legmotor
    legmotor Posts: 197 Member
    There isn't a single lady in my list I wouldn't tear that *kitten* up... in a very loving, one night stand, end of the world kinda way.. Cause I am a romantic like that. It would definitely be special.
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
    In my best creepy whisper as I stand admiring my mangina... "Would you fvck me? I'd fvck me. I'd fvck me so hard."

    ROLF It puts the lotion on its skin b4 the MFP orgy

    HAHAHA!
  • LaDiablesse
    LaDiablesse Posts: 862 Member
    In my best creepy whisper as I stand admiring my mangina... "Would you fvck me? I'd fvck me. I'd fvck me so hard."

    Hahaha! You just went there!
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,024 Member
    So many choices... I think if you are in the running you should send me a PM :wink:
  • DeenaSteelerGirl
    DeenaSteelerGirl Posts: 421 Member
    In my best creepy whisper as I stand admiring my mangina... "Would you fvck me? I'd fvck me. I'd fvck me so hard."

    ROLF It puts the lotion on its skin b4 the MFP orgy

    HAHAHA!
  • ohwhataday
    ohwhataday Posts: 1,398 Member
    Lets see.......A Polish one, a Dallas one, a Phoenix one, a Canadian! :devil: OH and the OP!...BWAHAHAHAHAH

    I'm not any of those things. What.. the.. f

    I am boycotting this orgy.

    Ok I take the OP and put you in WHATADAY!

    Forget it! I'm gonna go back to my original answer.
  • DarthCeltic
    DarthCeltic Posts: 1,236 Member
    Why is my name where in this?
  • ohwhataday
    ohwhataday Posts: 1,398 Member
    There isn't a single lady in my list I wouldn't tear that *kitten* up... in a very loving, one night stand, end of the world kinda way.. Cause I am a romantic like that. It would definitely be special.

    You seem like a really nice guy.
  • BellySoonGone
    BellySoonGone Posts: 150
    Topic: Who on your MFP friends list would you have a one night stan

    Who is "stan?" LOL


    EDIT: Carrie you beat me on this - you little devil!
  • DeenaSteelerGirl
    DeenaSteelerGirl Posts: 421 Member
    :bigsmile: Did I miss it.. Went to get the lotions . :laugh:
  • SunshineKisses_2012
    SunshineKisses_2012 Posts: 471 Member
    I would like to have one big group grope with everyone on my friends list - last day of the world and all :tongue:

    I think a group grope is for the best.

    Really, I'd have to agree. Get some wine out (last day of the world, NO calorie counting!), and see where the night takes us.
  • KnottyJen
    KnottyJen Posts: 1,070 Member
    It would take me all day to list them all!!!
  • adrian_indy
    adrian_indy Posts: 1,444 Member
    I don't know, but I have a few that have permanent accounts in my spank bank.
  • audigal2008
    audigal2008 Posts: 1,129 Member
    LOL u guys n gals, This thread sounds dangerous! LOL
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    I would like to have one big group grope with everyone on my friends list - last day of the world and all :tongue:

    I think a group grope is for the best.

    Really, I'd have to agree. Get some wine out (last day of the world, NO calorie counting!), and see where the night takes us.

    I was thinking Tequila...I guess we could just bust out a bars worth of booze and let everyone have what they want...but um, Tequila, I mean come on! Body shots!
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    Lets see.......A Polish one, a Dallas one, a Phoenix one, a Canadian! :devil: OH and the OP!...BWAHAHAHAHAH

    I'm not any of those things. What.. the.. f

    I am boycotting this orgy.

    Ok I take the OP and put you in WHATADAY!

    Forget it! I'm gonna go back to my original answer.

    Oh dont play hard to get..you know you want in on this action!!!! :bigsmile:
  • PanteraGirl
    PanteraGirl Posts: 566 Member
    I'm Canadian....and I love beer ;) But I'm not on your friends list Beerrunner! ;)
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,024 Member
    I would like to have one big group grope with everyone on my friends list - last day of the world and all :tongue:

    I think a group grope is for the best.

    Really, I'd have to agree. Get some wine out (last day of the world, NO calorie counting!), and see where the night takes us.

    I was thinking Tequila...I guess we could just bust out a bars worth of booze and let everyone have what they want...but um, Tequila, I mean come on! Body shots!

    Some whiskey for me.... With the world about to end, no hangover
  • MissbusyLizzie
    MissbusyLizzie Posts: 326 Member
    Miko or Liz...they have the best *kitten*...


    I wouls say Skitty but she's my wife so I don't have to one night stand her.... :bigsmile:

    I feel so honored!! <3
  • MrBrown72
    MrBrown72 Posts: 407 Member
    If it were the last night I'd so have to get them all together at once. I'll bring the whiskey, you bring the naked and we'll watch the fireworks when the earth explodes.
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    Good thing I chose the big brown man with an awesome tan... because after my usual one night stand, I make them into a skin lamp.

    I'm going with a rustic motif in my breakfast nook.
    That is fantastic.
  • starracer23
    starracer23 Posts: 1,011 Member
    I think that one big circle jerk is in order...
  • LoveleeB
    LoveleeB Posts: 560 Member
    uhh... why does it have to be the last day of the world?? Or does that force it to be a one nighter? :P
  • Random_Name
    Random_Name Posts: 77
    Look at my list and tell me how I could manage to decide which ONE with less then a day to think about it.
    I would need weeks or months to make that choice out of all the beautiful ladies there. :heart:
    MAN UP CARL! Ladies dont like indecisiveness Pick one!
    It might really be my last day on Earth if I did that. :tongue:

    Well he might've said it nicer than I did, but the point remains the same.
  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
    Who is Stan?! And why do I only get one night with him.

    Better question...why must we all stick with Stan???
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