Who on your MFP friends list would you have a one night stan
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In my best creepy whisper as I stand admiring my mangina... "Would you fvck me? I'd fvck me. I'd fvck me so hard."
Hahaha! You just went there!
Yes, yes I did. ; ) Last day of the world I'd head South ; )0 -
winner winner va jay jay dinner!!! :drinker:
Please ma'am...can I have some more!?!
why, yes. Yes YOU can!
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I don't think they make pills for speebs...Dude,take a pill would ya...it is the Internet and a goofy thread in the chit chat section.
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Who is Stan?! And why do I only get one night with him.
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OK so I just went back over my list and WOW there a re quite a few on there I would a one night maybe two night even three night stand with !!!! I have some Yummy friends !!!0
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OK so I just went back over my list and WOW there a re quite a few on there I would a one night maybe two night even three night stand with !!!! I have some Yummy friends !!!0
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I was thinking Tequila...I guess we could just bust out a bars worth of booze and let everyone have what they want...but um, Tequila, I mean come on! Body shots!
Well, okay, I'll give you that one. Tequilla it is!
It will be amazing!0 -
LMAO! Good point Red!I would probably just do myself since i know what i like. Why bother going for one more disappointment before i die.
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ilookthetype
It's me. You and I both know it. Just say it0 -
I don't know about a full on one night stand, but I'd certainly donkey punch the stuffin out of many!0
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hahaha! seriously, best thread EVER! and i agree with the lot of you. i would do you all! :-)0
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You guys are a bunch of wusses. Name a name or STFU!!! I would choose TNGURL off my list. Straight up. Hell, I am gonna be dead one way or another anyway, by it being the end of the world, or by the hands of my wife....who by the way approved this message. Sh actually made me choose.0
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Good answer Lori! Way to backtrack! :drinker: :devil:OK so I just went back over my list and WOW there a re quite a few on there I would a one night maybe two night even three night stand with !!!! I have some Yummy friends !!!0 -
OP.. are you offering?? or just trying to get more friends? DOES C know you're pimping yourself out like this??0
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I would be too debilitated from all the liquor and cocaine to bother having sex with anyone.0
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Yep, definitely orgy time!0
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I would be too debilitated from all the liquor and cocaine to bother having sex with anyone.
i'll take contrarian! i love em passed out n drooling.0 -
As of today, Yukojoy is on my A list. She knows why....0
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Winner of the thread!I would be too debilitated from all the liquor and cocaine to bother having sex with anyone.0 -
LMAO~~~Just changed name to Stan~~~ BTW, one night stand, we can do better than that!0
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Miko or Liz...they have the best *kitten*...
I wouls say Skitty but she's my wife so I don't have to one night stand her.... :bigsmile:
I feel so honored!!
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JavaJunki
oh wait, I'm married to him, so I can have him every night!
Um, pretty much anyone else on my list then. Well, except for my neighbor down the street - that would just sound creepy.0 -
As of today, Yukojoy is on my A list. She knows why....
Only one night??
Okay I will put the Twofinger back and just keep the Patron then *le sigh!!!*0 -
Hm, need more guys to choose from. But like someone else said, can't say I'd be terribly picky on my last day on earth.0
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Hm, need more guys to choose from. But like someone else said, can't say I'd be terribly picky on my last day on earth.
Wait it's my last day on earth? I missed that part.
Then I would screw everyone. There are a lot of flavours that I've never sampled before!!0 -
I would be too debilitated from all the liquor and cocaine to bother having sex with anyone.
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Hm, need more guys to choose from. But like someone else said, can't say I'd be terribly picky on my last day on earth.
Wait it's my last day on earth? I missed that part.
Then I would screw everyone. There are a lot of flavours that I've never sampled before!!
I need to try me some Canadian!!!!0 -
Is this a sneaky way to get people on your friends list????? lol
I already sent some requests :bigsmile:
Yay ! Got some new friends to choose from .. Awesome ! Can't just pick one.. Can't !!!!
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I need to try me some Canadian!!!!
Careful!! Once you've had Canadian you can't go back! You think they say French women are sexual?
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Good answer Lori! Way to backtrack! :drinker: :devil:OK so I just went back over my list and WOW there a re quite a few on there I would a one night maybe two night even three night stand with !!!! I have some Yummy friends !!!
LOL Hey I need to keep my options open ya know !!! but I have a TS friend who would most def be on the top of the list !!! :blushing:0
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