Who on your MFP friends list would you have a one night stan

Options
1…457910…15

Replies

  • legmotor
    legmotor Posts: 197 Member
    Options
    In my best creepy whisper as I stand admiring my mangina... "Would you fvck me? I'd fvck me. I'd fvck me so hard."

    Hahaha! You just went there!

    Yes, yes I did. ; ) Last day of the world I'd head South ; )
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    Options
    winner winner va jay jay dinner!!! :drinker:

    Please ma'am...can I have some more!?!

    why, yes. Yes YOU can! :tongue:
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    Options
    Dude,take a pill would ya...it is the Internet and a goofy thread in the chit chat section.
    Sheesh,
    I don't think they make pills for speebs...
  • femmerides
    femmerides Posts: 843 Member
    Options
    Who is Stan?! And why do I only get one night with him.

    love it
  • skinnywithin
    skinnywithin Posts: 1,392 Member
    Options
    OK so I just went back over my list and WOW there a re quite a few on there I would a one night maybe two night even three night stand with !!!! I have some Yummy friends !!!
  • skinnywithin
    skinnywithin Posts: 1,392 Member
    Options
    OK so I just went back over my list and WOW there a re quite a few on there I would a one night maybe two night even three night stand with !!!! I have some Yummy friends !!!
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    Options

    I was thinking Tequila...I guess we could just bust out a bars worth of booze and let everyone have what they want...but um, Tequila, I mean come on! Body shots!

    Well, okay, I'll give you that one. Tequilla it is!

    It will be amazing!
  • Mad_Dog_Muscle
    Mad_Dog_Muscle Posts: 1,251 Member
    Options
    I would probably just do myself since i know what i like. Why bother going for one more disappointment before i die.

    This.
    LMAO! Good point Red!
  • YukonJoy
    YukonJoy Posts: 1,279 Member
    Options
    ilookthetype

    It's me. You and I both know it. Just say it
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
    Options
    I don't know about a full on one night stand, but I'd certainly donkey punch the stuffin out of many!
  • femmerides
    femmerides Posts: 843 Member
    Options
    hahaha! seriously, best thread EVER! and i agree with the lot of you. i would do you all! :-)
  • iAMaPhoenix
    iAMaPhoenix Posts: 1,038 Member
    Options
    You guys are a bunch of wusses. Name a name or STFU!!! I would choose TNGURL off my list. Straight up. Hell, I am gonna be dead one way or another anyway, by it being the end of the world, or by the hands of my wife....who by the way approved this message. Sh actually made me choose.
  • Mad_Dog_Muscle
    Mad_Dog_Muscle Posts: 1,251 Member
    Options
    OK so I just went back over my list and WOW there a re quite a few on there I would a one night maybe two night even three night stand with !!!! I have some Yummy friends !!!
    Good answer Lori! Way to backtrack! :drinker: :devil:
  • Reneda
    Reneda Posts: 140
    Options
    OP.. are you offering?? or just trying to get more friends? DOES C know you're pimping yourself out like this??
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    Options
    I would be too debilitated from all the liquor and cocaine to bother having sex with anyone.
  • SixCatFaerie
    SixCatFaerie Posts: 690 Member
    Options
    Yep, definitely orgy time!
  • yummy♥
    yummy♥ Posts: 612 Member
    Options
    I would be too debilitated from all the liquor and cocaine to bother having sex with anyone.

    i'll take contrarian! i love em passed out n drooling.
  • CountryDevil
    CountryDevil Posts: 819 Member
    Options
    As of today, Yukojoy is on my A list. She knows why....
  • JsGirl93
    JsGirl93 Posts: 1,156
    Options
    I would be too debilitated from all the liquor and cocaine to bother having sex with anyone.
    Winner of the thread!
  • Dennistg99
    Dennistg99 Posts: 6 Member
    Options
    LMAO~~~Just changed name to Stan~~~ BTW, one night stand, we can do better than that!

Categories