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  • amycakes812
    amycakes812 Posts: 441
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    Back to the sayings topic....my grandma had the best saying when someone ticked her off. "Go *kitten* in a hat and pull it over your ears" I crack up every time I picture this.
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
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    Back to the sayings topic....my grandma had the best saying when someone ticked her off. "Go *kitten* in a hat and pull it over your ears" I crack up every time I picture this.

    I'll have to try that on Max.
    :laugh:
  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,702 Member
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    " Someone must of hit her with an ugly stick"

    "Tie a bone on her leg so the dogs will play with her"

    my mom was NOT nice:laugh: :laugh:
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,370 Member
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    Back to the sayings topic....my grandma had the best saying when someone ticked her off. "Go *kitten* in a hat and pull it over your ears" I crack up every time I picture this.

    I`ve heard *kitten* in one hand and wish in the other and see which one fills up first.
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,370 Member
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    " Someone must of hit her with an ugly stick"

    "Tie a bone on her leg so the dogs will play with her"

    my mom was NOT nice:laugh: :laugh:

    No one could ever say something like that about you.:angry:
  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,702 Member
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    " Someone must of hit her with an ugly stick"

    "Tie a bone on her leg so the dogs will play with her"

    my mom was NOT nice:laugh: :laugh:

    No one could ever say something like that about you.:angry:

    :blushing: :flowerforyou:
  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,702 Member
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    " Someone must of hit her with an ugly stick"

    "Tie a bone on her leg so the dogs will play with her"

    my mom was NOT nice:laugh: :laugh:

    If I throw a stick, will you leave?

    snickeringg.gif

    :sad: :sad: :sad:
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,370 Member
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    " Someone must of hit her with an ugly stick"

    "Tie a bone on her leg so the dogs will play with her"

    my mom was NOT nice:laugh: :laugh:

    If I throw a stick, will you leave?

    snickeringg.gif

    :mad:
  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,702 Member
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    " Someone must of hit her with an ugly stick"

    "Tie a bone on her leg so the dogs will play with her"

    my mom was NOT nice:laugh: :laugh:

    If I throw a stick, will you leave?

    snickeringg.gif

    :sad: :sad: :sad:

    Wait...........did you mean I would chase it???????

    :angry:
  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,702 Member
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    " Someone must of hit her with an ugly stick"

    "Tie a bone on her leg so the dogs will play with her"

    my mom was NOT nice:laugh: :laugh:

    If I throw a stick, will you leave?

    snickeringg.gif

    :mad:

    thanks dear:love:
  • tashjs21
    tashjs21 Posts: 4,584 Member
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    Don't let your alligator mouth overload your hummingbird @$$.


    :laugh: Got that one from my Granny.
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
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    Older than Methuselah or older than dirt.
    Deader than a door nail.
  • pettmybunny
    pettmybunny Posts: 1,986 Member
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    Don't let your alligator mouth overload your hummingbird @$$.


    :laugh: Got that one from my Granny.

    That is one I have never heard before... Good job
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
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    You make a better door than you do a window.
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,370 Member
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    Plain as the nose on your face.
  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,702 Member
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    Plain as the nose on your face.

    Or, in your case, "brown as the nose on your face'.

    snickeringg.gif

    max is jeal-lous:bigsmile:
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,370 Member
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    Plain as the nose on your face.

    Or, in your case, "brown as the nose on your face'.

    snickeringg.gif

    max is jeal-lous:bigsmile:

    :laugh:
  • jenbar
    jenbar Posts: 1,038 Member
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    Be home the same day you left.
    (which meant, I better be home at 11:59pm)! Go ahead and use this one on your teenagers!

    I once complained I had no shoes, until I met a man with no feet.

    My mom had a "saying of the day" which she had a full folder in the filing cabinet of. And depending on the day or week, and if something was going on with one of us 5 kids, the saying would change. And she still does it to this day. You walk into the kitchen, and there on fridge is a saying, and you try and figure out who has the problem and who's she's talking about!
    And I'm drawing a black on the probably.... 100 sayings that she has!
    The above shoe one comes to mind. I must have always wanted SOMETHING for that one to stick in my mind!

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