Last text you received

Iamfit4life
Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
edited October 2 in Chit-Chat
This could be very funny, or very boring.

Either way it cannot be more boring than this afternoon at work!



My last(boring) "must be nice" in reference to me being bored. lol
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    I don't want to type the whole thing...but my friend was wanting to know if I wanted to do coffee tomorrow morning. :) I think I'll take her up on that.
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    "where are you?"
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    "Busy as a one legged man in a *kitten* kicking contest."
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    "Was that you I heard crashing down the stairs? Pick yourself up from the floor you daft old bat."
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    Lol I can't show it it's racist
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    " :) "
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    ChitownFoodie Posts: 1,562 Member
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  • HeartLunger
    HeartLunger Posts: 72
    "Thanks for letting me give you a play by play...love you! Have a good day!"

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  • koosdel
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    The last text I sent; "How much does it cost?"

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  • daniface
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  • rmsrws
    rmsrws Posts: 639 Member
    Last text I recieved was from the hubby. "Just wanted to say Hey! Maybe I will let you get lucky tonight!" I responded That is a BIG M a y b e!
  • springtrio
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    Ok cool. Do you want any? - in reference to a friend picking up dinner for me.
  • catcrazy
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    I want a hug.
  • alise_lmx
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    "hope the old Gipper will be there"

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  • ktbug82
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  • AngelaDUlmer
    AngelaDUlmer Posts: 3 Member
    "K"
  • AngelaDUlmer
    AngelaDUlmer Posts: 3 Member
    That's pretty sad............LOL
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