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Imagine what your pets see you do and be thankful that they can't talk!
(in response to a conversation about a cartoon, regarding Martha the gossiping dog.)0 -
What time do you need me there, babe?
In reference to dinner plans for tonight. :happy:0 -
Brill, it'll be good to see you and the rest of the GG's for a good ole drink and a laugh. Laters pataters xx
From one of my friends confirming a girlies night on Friday:happy:0 -
AT&T wants to hear from you...or something like that...0
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'Fail!'
From my brother after I told him we missed the whole last season of Entourage...oops!0 -
LEAVING--- my husbands answer to my -- you off yet?0
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"Holy s*** what did they do to you?!"
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Boring... text was making sure a certain special lady got enough calories in her today...0
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my little sister telling me that her boyfriend is on to her "afternoon specials" which happens to be her time to go to the potty after school. the same exact time EVERYDAY! They just started living together and she has anxiety about him knowing she goes # 2.
haha I guess I never really care about that! I would just leave the door open and talk to him while I was taking care of business0 -
Mine says "Why are you always right?!?!"0
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hubby: "why is there an empty box of condoms in the car????"
me: "I mailed them to a friend since my tubes were tied but didn't want to mail the box with them so I just threw that in the back"
hubby: "ok, phew....."0 -
"Who me? I love sore. Hehe"
My BFF responding to me telling her to take it easy on the deadlifts this week. I don't want her too sore for our hike for this weekend's girls getaway.0 -
love you boooo!
from one of the guys I work with! LOL! kiss *kitten*!0 -
"is this a low spot in your life or are you watching lesbian porn again?"
Rofl0 -
"I'll stop slacking" from my husband.
LOL lucky me!0 -
"Omg I have a lot of little love bites on my neck!"
I wonder who thats from!
You mean who sent it or who gave 'em? Lol.0 -
"Just hit on at traffic light and shocker it was a white dude"
I guess my friend was surprised a white guy hit on her? lol She seems to think that only ethnic guys like us thick ladies.0 -
last text from my husband
"Im in Oakland and its chilly. High of 68 here today. I love it and you too".0 -
"Just hit on at traffic light and shocker it was a white dude"
I guess my friend was surprised a white guy hit on her? lol She seems to think that only ethnic guys like us thick ladies.
omg thats hilarious! im the same way! I never get hit on by white guys. Its usually a black man and an occasional mexican.0 -
My Son's girlfriend, really really excited about her work trip abroad - and being put up in a posh hotel. First work trip away, second time abroad, I love hearing how excited she is!0
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