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"I don't know, talking about bowel movements usually turns a guy off."
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"i'm sir king kingly kingpo kingliness heepo"
My bf is such a goober0 -
"Jew"0
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"Oh too late. I signed a contract on a new Mercedes for you. Sorry."0
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'love you'
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Josh Transguy: Lol well, quick background facts to get you up to speed. Snowden is the creator of the group obviously. I was added by him shortly after. Got to talking 10:24 PM
Josh Transguy: and i loved his idea. His heart was in the right place. But he was having trouble with small details like the stupid name problem. I was in business scho 10:24 PM
Josh Transguy: ol and offered my services to advise/help him so he wouldn't lose sight of the goal:supporting Ftms. So just letting you know first how i became an admin 10:24 PM
Josh Transguy: and his business partner so to speak. 10:24 PM0 -
from a friend - ur so funny!0
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"Chuck Norris?"
in responce to my question "How much wood would a wood chuck, chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?"0 -
"Don't stick your effin thumb in my hole again. That's how diseases are spread"
I used my friends ball at bowling tonight. We left a bit tipsy.0 -
"I can't text you anymore, they said it's cheating"
My friend was playing trivia at a pub and asking me for answers.0 -
'Ok i have the whole weekend off"0
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Mine was awful. It was from a co-worker who let me know her dog died this morning! What a something to wake up to!0
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I love the things you do for me.0
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:laugh: This is funny0
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"Trapped in well. Please send hlp. Need food, water. It's dark."
My reply: "Hang on. There is this funny thread on MFP. I'll call you later."0 -
Are you still alive?0
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My BF: I'm going 2 have 2 punish you for fibbing...u know that?
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Well, at least I told him I fibbed. I think I should have some points for that! Right?0 -
(I must be on a roll, two posts and both are quoted!)
"I told Eddie you were legally blind, he asked if that meant you were mentally challenged. I said yes."0 -
"I`m calling the police"0
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"I`m calling the police"
Carl, haven't we talked about this?0 -
Thanks to you my a@@ hurts..........from Frecks0
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"you working hard?"
Yeah right...I am on MFP! Just like every other work day! :laugh:0 -
"I`m calling the police"
Carl, haven't we talked about this?
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"Hey hunni how are things with you? I'm starting to miss our college days!x"
- From one of my best friends, whom I met in college 4 years ago. We live a few hours away from each other and we both finished college in August!0 -
"Oh too late. I signed a contract on a new Mercedes for you. Sorry."
Whaaat? Can you say j-e-a-l-o-u-s?!
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mine is boring but cute
k, beauty!!:))))
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about a babyshower at my last base
friend: "that's more than enough. there's like 6-7 people coming"
me: "o okay that's what I thought. We have a lot of cus though, LOL, we can drink wine out of them. You know, keepin it classy at Edwards AFB 8]0 -
Sorry it was a day late, the wee aqua quartz is good for the throat chakra - you'll be back singing tomorrow! lol x0
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"Doing great! I hope you had fun last night. Enjoy your day baby. I f_cking love you!"0
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"I want you too" from my hubby0
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