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  • ocnldy
    ocnldy Posts: 123 Member
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    "Be careful, I farted and **** my pants"

    This is what happens when you cheat on a strict diet with a greasy meal....hahaha
  • samb
    samb Posts: 464 Member
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    "mmmm i want u baby" ... from my bf haha and some of these are hilarious!!!! lmao!
  • boomboom011
    boomboom011 Posts: 1,459
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    my little sister telling me that her boyfriend is on to her "afternoon specials" which happens to be her time to go to the potty after school. the same exact time EVERYDAY! They just started living together and she has anxiety about him knowing she goes # 2.
  • sdgirl22
    sdgirl22 Posts: 225 Member
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    "Haha! OK!That's cool! Yummy! Can't wait :D"

    my days are made awesome by my bestie's enthusiam :)
  • sknopps
    sknopps Posts: 166
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    "it's almost your birthday!!!! yay!!!!!"
  • chelekaz
    chelekaz Posts: 871 Member
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    Sticky!!! LOL
  • azQmaster
    azQmaster Posts: 448 Member
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    I got you....on my way!
  • Pollywog39
    Pollywog39 Posts: 1,730 Member
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    Some of you are hilarious!

    My last text was "K"

    in answer to the following:

    "do you want to come over for a couple beers"

    "That sounds like a fine idea....see ya in a couple"

    :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:
  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
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    my little sister telling me that her boyfriend is on to her "afternoon specials" which happens to be her time to go to the potty after school. the same exact time EVERYDAY! They just started living together and she has anxiety about him knowing she goes # 2.

    I have the same anxiety. Thank goodness I only see my man every 6 weeks. Or there would be trouble.
  • robin52077
    robin52077 Posts: 4,383 Member
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    "but ddnt know it was lice thought had dry scalp"

    (she apparently picked up lice by sleeping at her sister's who's kid brought it home from school)
    lol
  • paulahhhh
    paulahhhh Posts: 283
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    "Woah, okay! ;D"
  • adjones5
    adjones5 Posts: 938 Member
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    "Hey pretty girl. Let me fly you to Vegas?" haha... I did not respond.
  • JulieSD
    JulieSD Posts: 567
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    "ty u2 i'm finished lt3"
    grammar and punctuation be dammed! lol
  • janet_pratt
    janet_pratt Posts: 747 Member
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    "I need you"
  • xo_jewel_xo
    xo_jewel_xo Posts: 696 Member
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    Sweet dreams, I love you too! xoxo - from my girlfriend last night
  • cdngirl71
    cdngirl71 Posts: 2,707 Member
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    From a friend today - Call me tomorrow and we will meet up for lunch.
  • CreativeRedhead
    CreativeRedhead Posts: 2,166
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    My last text was from JC Penney, a 20% coupon off my next purchase there. Not that exciting really.
  • CVAB
    CVAB Posts: 56 Member
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    "Did you change the schedule after"

    In reference to a girl I work with. She had healthy baby club and need me to move her hours around.
  • LisaKyle11
    LisaKyle11 Posts: 662 Member
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    "Bak to work...wish you were here. Nibble our babies toes for me"
  • hypotrochoid
    hypotrochoid Posts: 842 Member
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    "Zombies are cool, but will there be fire?"

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