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  • HannahPastoor
    HannahPastoor Posts: 303
    Last sent: Yeah. She got cancer so they had to put her to sleep. (talking about a horse I babysat)

    Last received" Ohh.,....The poor thing : (
  • 3bree375
    3bree375 Posts: 99 Member
    "I miss you!!!! I need a Bree fix bad!! :)"

    From my Best friend regarding her coming to visit me.

    I miss her!!
  • jenny95662
    jenny95662 Posts: 997 Member
    last one was: Sorry i let your kid get out into the parking lot. so so sorry.


    lets just say my answer was ya ok
  • red01angel
    red01angel Posts: 806 Member
    "Hahaha! Ah-mazing! So Glad! Edibles are soooo great! And $5 each is a deal considering how long they last! So nice not having to run your lungs and smell like weed!"



    Um...yeah.


    *waits for this post to get modded"
  • knittnponder
    knittnponder Posts: 1,953 Member
    My teen daughter texted the following to me:

    "BEHOLD! I am texting you!"

    She's a nut. :D
  • yummy♥
    yummy♥ Posts: 612 Member
    "I'm at the front door"

    and i cannot explain how much i wish this was true.
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    haha I just got a weird one from the bestie....

    "Scooby dooby DOUCHE! I love face *kitten*"
  • paulaGetshealthy
    paulaGetshealthy Posts: 464
    "'Cause I was laughing at him all morning and he didn't know why. Sometimes he'd say something; I'd just act like I couldn't hear him."

    haha
  • mightymom2
    mightymom2 Posts: 312 Member
    "I miss u"
  • CaWaterBug8
    CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,040 Member
    "emili comr ivert hereeeee" <--- yeah, my friends are that amazing.
  • foremant86
    foremant86 Posts: 1,115 Member
    noo

    from a guy i've been talking to..i called myself dumb and that was his response :)
  • cklbrown
    cklbrown Posts: 4,696 Member
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    My friend was at the supermarket. I have been upset since my husband left me. She wanted me to cheer up and know that I don't need a husband when Stop and Shop is nearby!
  • CaWaterBug8
    CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,040 Member
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    My friend was at the supermarket. I have been upset since my husband left me. She wanted me to cheer up and know that I don't need a husband when Stop and Shop is nearby!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Bahahahaha that is great. :laugh: :laugh:
  • Spitfirex007
    Spitfirex007 Posts: 749 Member
    "Where you at?! I'm here!"

    Meeting a friend at a party.
  • MaryEffingPoppins
    MaryEffingPoppins Posts: 371 Member
    "I start my college applications tomorrow! :-)" Via my baby sister Susan

    I'm so PROUD!
  • boomboom011
    boomboom011 Posts: 1,459
    6b021b1d-61f1-4496-8e46-ad722ba9844d.jpg

    My friend was at the supermarket. I have been upset since my husband left me. She wanted me to cheer up and know that I don't need a husband when Stop and Shop is nearby!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Bahahahaha that is great. :laugh: :laugh:

    my sisters boyfran has this in his fridge. i was tripping out. WTH is it?
  • FairuzyAmanuzy
    FairuzyAmanuzy Posts: 221 Member
    I Love you. From my husband
  • Pangea250
    Pangea250 Posts: 965 Member
    I do volunteer EMS, and the last was an automated message trying to fill some empty time slots for tomorrow:

    "We are looking for someone to cover Sat, Sep 17, 2011. Please log into EMS Manager to sign up."
  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
    "we'll discuss it later"



    Yip-freaking-eee

    I cannot wait.
  • _Ben
    _Ben Posts: 1,608 Member
    "Sure"
  • meganrae_42
    meganrae_42 Posts: 38 Member
    "coming home in the convoy on the 22nd, miss and love you both, cant wait to see your face"

    from my hubby, hes been gone training for his upcoming deployment for what seems like FOREVER!! lol!!
  • GFreg
    GFreg Posts: 404
    "I hate when poop wakes you up prematurely" - this is from my friend who insists on telling me of his every bowel movement! LOL

    I know that feeling all too well. From my friend this morning..."First thought when I walk into the bathroom and see no one in there: CRUSHING TIME"
  • red01angel
    red01angel Posts: 806 Member
    "I wasn't fvcked over the toilet. I was hanging onto a hand rail, thank you very much. I have class."


    Yeah, I'm friends with a lot of sluts.
  • brandalini
    brandalini Posts: 237 Member
    And I never miss out on my grandma's turkey!
  • messyinthekitchen
    messyinthekitchen Posts: 662 Member
    "lol you know SHE is a HE right?"
  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
    "Will do. Apologies ahead of time; the blue icing stains tongue and skin. Remember the favors."


    ex-husband regarding sons birthday cake for daycare whoo hoooo
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
    :(
  • Ocarina
    Ocarina Posts: 1,550 Member
    "I love you" from my hubby!
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    Text me again and I will report you to the police for violating the restraining order.
  • maletac
    maletac Posts: 767 Member
    "i live next to a male stripper . whatever floats your boat"
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