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  • T_R_A_V
    T_R_A_V Posts: 1,629 Member
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    get your hot *kitten* over here not

    in reference to a pool party my friend is having
  • lilRicki
    lilRicki Posts: 4,555 Member
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    "Well the day will be over soon"...I'm having a rough day, and thought I'd b!tch to my fiance
  • SunshineKisses_2012
    SunshineKisses_2012 Posts: 471 Member
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    "Brandy..Don't worry about it. I have thicker skin than most. Everybody has bad days. Thanks for the txt. Hope your knee feels better."

    In response to me telling one of my IT guys I'm sorry for snapping at him after he stood in my office doorway WHISTLING. Unprofessional much? Why does he think I have my headphones on? I still meant what I said, I just could have said it a lot nicer than I did, so I apologized for the b!tchy tone.
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
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    "Omg I have a lot of little love bites on my neck!"
  • Stefani74
    Stefani74 Posts: 448 Member
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    Memphis?

    a friend wanting to run to Beale St tonight...I gotta work tomorrow!!
  • lizdavis07
    lizdavis07 Posts: 766 Member
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    "i know...we could always go be homeless hippies lol :p"


    ^ these are normal everyday conversations for me
  • Banks01
    Banks01 Posts: 985 Member
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    no comment. i'll get kicked off the thread

    Hsha.
  • skinnywithin
    skinnywithin Posts: 1,392 Member
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    my last text " Come on girl , you have to go , I heard its all you can eat " big hot stemay one" text me and let me know if your coming !

    AND SKINNY!! Yall are to HOT FOR TV!!!


    We are going out for all u can eat crabs tonight !!!
  • kelceyjean12011
    kelceyjean12011 Posts: 185 Member
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    we are meeting at 530
  • laughingdani
    laughingdani Posts: 2,275 Member
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    "sorry, just noticed. I pocket dialed some other people too."
  • G0dsP3n
    G0dsP3n Posts: 30 Member
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    Yep
  • ChitownFoodie
    ChitownFoodie Posts: 1,562 Member
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    "Omg I have a lot of little love bites on my neck!"

    I wonder who thats from!
  • I_give_it_2_u_str8
    I_give_it_2_u_str8 Posts: 680 Member
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    (228):
    Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your p*nis.

    haha
    http://textsfromlastnight.com
  • ludgerclay
    ludgerclay Posts: 95 Member
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    "better use the stairs"
    (business trip with the boss, anonymus man stuck in elevator for 2 hours)
  • audram420
    audram420 Posts: 838 Member
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    " can you get me a 6v battery on your way home?" hahaha.
  • Kolohe71
    Kolohe71 Posts: 613 Member
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    "Just landed, no bags, downstairs, bye B, 10 minutes"

    I was picking up my neighbor at the airport and coordinating the meet-up.
  • sarah_ep
    sarah_ep Posts: 580 Member
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    "And Doc thought, 'F****ing stupid humans. Now I have to rub on these f****ing couches and get hair all over them to reclaim them as my own."

    Doc is my cat.

    This is from my SO. He likes to make up what he thinks the cats are thinking in a variety of situations.

    I personally think he has too much time on his hands today.

    I do this entirely way too much for our dog, especially if I have been drinking. Apparently, our dog is thugged out like 50 cent.
  • seattlerain
    seattlerain Posts: 189 Member
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    "She was comming from the back alley of the book store...drug deal?"
  • Stacera
    Stacera Posts: 347 Member
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    "Not gonna get excited but I'm gonna be charming."
  • NoWeighJose74
    NoWeighJose74 Posts: 581 Member
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    From my wife:

    "Good luck w/ the Miss :smile: "


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    Referring to my having to take our cat to the vet for her annual checkup yesterday.

    I could see how that could be misinterpreted. :laugh:

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