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  • PandaofDestruction
    PandaofDestruction Posts: 114
    Imagine what your pets see you do and be thankful that they can't talk!
    (in response to a conversation about a cartoon, regarding Martha the gossiping dog.)
  • SunLovin1
    SunLovin1 Posts: 682 Member
    What time do you need me there, babe?

    In reference to dinner plans for tonight. :happy:
  • ursy87
    ursy87 Posts: 287
    Brill, it'll be good to see you and the rest of the GG's for a good ole drink and a laugh. Laters pataters xx

    From one of my friends confirming a girlies night on Friday:happy:
  • albayin
    albayin Posts: 2,524 Member
    AT&T wants to hear from you...or something like that...
  • Peque1130deleted
    Peque1130deleted Posts: 309
    'Fail!'

    From my brother after I told him we missed the whole last season of Entourage...oops!
  • jamie78
    jamie78 Posts: 514 Member
    LEAVING--- my husbands answer to my -- you off yet?
  • jsherrill92
    jsherrill92 Posts: 775 Member
    "Holy s*** what did they do to you?!"

    lol
  • reepobob
    reepobob Posts: 1,172 Member
    Boring... text was making sure a certain special lady got enough calories in her today...
  • jamie78
    jamie78 Posts: 514 Member
    my little sister telling me that her boyfriend is on to her "afternoon specials" which happens to be her time to go to the potty after school. the same exact time EVERYDAY! They just started living together and she has anxiety about him knowing she goes # 2.

    haha I guess I never really care about that! I would just leave the door open and talk to him while I was taking care of business ;)
  • shasslock
    shasslock Posts: 56
    Mine says "Why are you always right?!?!"
  • Missy0104
    Missy0104 Posts: 77
    hubby: "why is there an empty box of condoms in the car????"

    me: "I mailed them to a friend since my tubes were tied but didn't want to mail the box with them so I just threw that in the back"

    hubby: "ok, phew....."
  • shanolap
    shanolap Posts: 1,204 Member
    "Who me? I love sore. Hehe"

    My BFF responding to me telling her to take it easy on the deadlifts this week. I don't want her too sore for our hike for this weekend's girls getaway.
  • RocketsGirl75
    RocketsGirl75 Posts: 648
    love you boooo!

    from one of the guys I work with! LOL! kiss *kitten*!
  • ginny1214
    ginny1214 Posts: 338
    "is this a low spot in your life or are you watching lesbian porn again?"

    Rofl
  • Froggy1976
    Froggy1976 Posts: 472
    "I'll stop slacking" from my husband.
    LOL lucky me!
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    "Omg I have a lot of little love bites on my neck!"

    I wonder who thats from!

    You mean who sent it or who gave 'em? Lol.
  • MarandaPanda86
    MarandaPanda86 Posts: 112
    "Just hit on at traffic light and shocker it was a white dude"

    I guess my friend was surprised a white guy hit on her? lol She seems to think that only ethnic guys like us thick ladies.
  • boomboom011
    boomboom011 Posts: 1,459
    last text from my husband
    "Im in Oakland and its chilly. High of 68 here today. I love it and you too".
  • boomboom011
    boomboom011 Posts: 1,459
    "Just hit on at traffic light and shocker it was a white dude"

    I guess my friend was surprised a white guy hit on her? lol She seems to think that only ethnic guys like us thick ladies.

    omg thats hilarious! im the same way! I never get hit on by white guys. Its usually a black man and an occasional mexican.
  • vanessaclarkgbr
    vanessaclarkgbr Posts: 731 Member
    My Son's girlfriend, really really excited about her work trip abroad - and being put up in a posh hotel. First work trip away, second time abroad, I love hearing how excited she is!
  • MarandaPanda86
    MarandaPanda86 Posts: 112
    "Just hit on at traffic light and shocker it was a white dude"

    I guess my friend was surprised a white guy hit on her? lol She seems to think that only ethnic guys like us thick ladies.

    omg thats hilarious! im the same way! I never get hit on by white guys. Its usually a black man and an occasional mexican.

    lol I've noticed the same trend. Doesn't hurt that she's married to a black man and my bf is black so she feels like I'm her confidante in that department. And the "occasional mexican" made me lol. :laugh:
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    what do you have up your sleeve?

    to which I replied "nothing im wearing a tank top"
  • AwesomeSauce4
    AwesomeSauce4 Posts: 1,062 Member
    "And I love u":heart:
  • jarirhea
    jarirhea Posts: 27 Member
    "He should take them to the park to get some energy out"... My moms text to me about my boyfriend watching my kids while I'm at work
  • Kmarr32010
    Kmarr32010 Posts: 244 Member
    Mine was are you pregnant or could you be? Really? NO! LOL
  • rybo
    rybo Posts: 5,424 Member
    "Lmao!"

    In reference to me telling my buddy he should train his tiny, barely 2 lbs, new puppy to hunt honey badgers.
  • audigal2008
    audigal2008 Posts: 1,129 Member
    "good you do nice work"
  • FitRodr
    FitRodr Posts: 353 Member
    "Yes" After texting my hubby 3 questions on one message, I got "Yes"
  • GreatSetOfBrains
    GreatSetOfBrains Posts: 675 Member
    From my little sister


    "will you go to my appointment with me on the 26th?"

    She is pregnant. .
  • GreatSetOfBrains
    GreatSetOfBrains Posts: 675 Member
    "Yes" After texting my hubby 3 questions on one message, I got "Yes"

    This happens to me ALL THE TIME! "Hey baby do you want grill chicken or tacos?" "Yes"
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