Last text you received

Kolohe71

From my wife... "Nice Weiner"

Unfortunately, I had just sent her a picture of a Dachshund and not something else.

juliecat1

UR aware u kept me up until2 and now ur being perky??! GAG

mjshmily

"Hey, I can see you. I am waving. We are by the bleachers."

I don't think this text was for me as I am in my office, we have no bleachers here and I don't have a window so I can't see anyone waving LOL

jennajava

"like you'd color your hair."

(i have pink peekaboos)

Iamfit4life

"Lmao..what took you so long"


BF in refernce to me finally listening to his advice to get ginger ale

_beachgirl_

Mom, I love you and Im sorry

and it made me cry my eyes out

Being2befit

IM UR FREAKIN HUSBAND LOL :drinker:

Iamfit4life

Mom, I love you and Im sorry

and it made me cry my eyes out

awwww

jend114

thinking of you

Triathlynne

From my husband at work. He said one of the dispatchers there had been teasing him about being so skinny and that they said he could fall through his *kitten* and strangle himself. :laugh:

brandalini

It's not your fault

about not being allowed to do payroll tomorrow instead of Monday

channa007

my wife...


"I need a new pair of boots. What do you think of these they have them in my size?

http://www.neimanmarcus.com/store/catalog/prod.jhtml?itemId=prod133610051&parentId=cat40320742&masterId=cat40320738&index=2&cmCat=cat000000cat000141cat13030734cat40320738cat40320742&isEditorial=false

vaderandbill

From my Yankees loving friend in regards to the Red Sox. "CHOKE!!!!!!"

Iamfit4life

"new name for ______ is mouthhugs"

La_Amazona

muy linda.

:smooched:

monroe61

text I sent to my hubby while waiting for my daughter in cheer
"some lady wasn't watching her kid and he basically laid on my leg playing bejeweled on my phone"
...mind you I did not know this child!

boomboom011

"like just for a drop off and pick up"

from my lil sister (22yrs old) asking me if i will drop her off and pick her up from the Taylor Swift concert saturday at the cowboy stadium. she wants to drink beer and margaritas.

monroe61

my wife...


"I need a new pair of boots. What do you think of these they have them in my size?

http://www.neimanmarcus.com/store/catalog/prod.jhtml?itemId=prod133610051&parentId=cat40320742&masterId=cat40320738&index=2&cmCat=cat000000cat000141cat13030734cat40320738cat40320742&isEditorial=false

Holy SEXY boots!!! Did she get them??

boomboom011

my wife...


"I need a new pair of boots. What do you think of these they have them in my size?

http://www.neimanmarcus.com/store/catalog/prod.jhtml?itemId=prod133610051&parentId=cat40320742&masterId=cat40320738&index=2&cmCat=cat000000cat000141cat13030734cat40320738cat40320742&isEditorial=false

ahhh yes! two pair please! k thanks!

AlsDonkBoxSquat

From my friend who's watching my son while I go to my volunteer introduction tonight: We are still good. I will be in the room right next to childwatch.........we can play it by ear.

AlsDonkBoxSquat

my wife...


"I need a new pair of boots. What do you think of these they have them in my size?

http://www.neimanmarcus.com/store/catalog/prod.jhtml?itemId=prod133610051&parentId=cat40320742&masterId=cat40320738&index=2&cmCat=cat000000cat000141cat13030734cat40320738cat40320742&isEditorial=false

ahhh yes! two pair please! k thanks!

I'll take two pair, one to wear, and one to sell . . . omg!

dianer75935

my daughter telling me to Have a good day and she loves me.

AmberLiscous

From my husband: I love you sexy...have a great day...see you at lunchtime! Hope the kids are feeling better ...give them all hugs from me....I love you sweetheart ;-*...........

I love him

ladybg81

A pic of my naked hubby.

fakeplastictree

Mine was from my husband "I love you!!! I hope you have a good day!!!" he's exclamation mark happy.

fakeplastictree

From my husband at work. He said one of the dispatchers there had been teasing him about being so skinny and that they said he could fall through his *kitten* and strangle himself. :laugh:

Wow! that is great.

defygravity531

From my best friend who is breaking up with her girlfriend:

Me: How's things?
Emily: Not good. Bad day yesterday. Baaaaad day.
Me: Fight?
Emily: I threw my keys at her. We haven't really spoken since. She packed all her clothes into trash bags...

Iamfit4life

"I'm trying to manscape right now, can you text me later"

i guess I should be relieved?

baypathgradLyns

"I think I might wear them every day I'm home. They suck everything in. Must buy more tunics!"

theaterfan23

from local radio station: "listen tomorrow between 8am-10am for Pink's "Perfect". Hear it call (radio station number) and be caller 9 to win $250 in free groceries"