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  • ChrisStoney
    ChrisStoney Posts: 479 Member
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    'Ok i have the whole weekend off"
  • singingcoyote
    singingcoyote Posts: 6
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    Mine was awful. It was from a co-worker who let me know her dog died this morning! What a something to wake up to!
  • ESVABelle
    ESVABelle Posts: 1,264 Member
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    I love the things you do for me.
  • eyoungone05
    eyoungone05 Posts: 119
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    :laugh: This is funny
  • kennethmgreen
    kennethmgreen Posts: 1,759 Member
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    "Trapped in well. Please send hlp. Need food, water. It's dark."

    My reply: "Hang on. There is this funny thread on MFP. I'll call you later."
  • BigH80
    BigH80 Posts: 280 Member
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    Are you still alive?
  • HollieDoodles
    HollieDoodles Posts: 678 Member
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    My BF: I'm going 2 have 2 punish you for fibbing...u know that?

    :laugh:

    Well, at least I told him I fibbed. I think I should have some points for that! Right? :wink:
  • punkischic
    punkischic Posts: 24 Member
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    (I must be on a roll, two posts and both are quoted!)

    "I told Eddie you were legally blind, he asked if that meant you were mentally challenged. I said yes."
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,370 Member
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    "I`m calling the police" :embarassed:
  • Miss_Chievous_wechange
    Miss_Chievous_wechange Posts: 1,230 Member
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    "I`m calling the police" :embarassed:


    Carl, haven't we talked about this?
  • azQmaster
    azQmaster Posts: 448 Member
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    Thanks to you my a@@ hurts..........from Frecks
  • Stefani74
    Stefani74 Posts: 448 Member
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    "you working hard?"


    Yeah right...I am on MFP! Just like every other work day! :laugh:
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,370 Member
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    "I`m calling the police" :embarassed:


    Carl, haven't we talked about this?

    :ohwell:
  • thetiwi1890
    thetiwi1890 Posts: 256 Member
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    "Hey hunni how are things with you? I'm starting to miss our college days!x"
    - From one of my best friends, whom I met in college 4 years ago. We live a few hours away from each other and we both finished college in August! :(
  • thetiwi1890
    thetiwi1890 Posts: 256 Member
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    "Oh too late. I signed a contract on a new Mercedes for you. Sorry."

    Whaaat? Can you say j-e-a-l-o-u-s?! :love:

    ♥
  • smccarron1
    smccarron1 Posts: 50 Member
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    mine is boring but cute

    k, beauty!!:))))
    from my fiance :tongue:
  • jmxxiiii
    jmxxiiii Posts: 231 Member
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    about a babyshower at my last base

    friend: "that's more than enough. there's like 6-7 people coming"
    me: "o okay that's what I thought. We have a lot of cus though, LOL, we can drink wine out of them. You know, keepin it classy at Edwards AFB 8]
  • ursy87
    ursy87 Posts: 287
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    Sorry it was a day late, the wee aqua quartz is good for the throat chakra - you'll be back singing tomorrow! lol x
  • lbetancourt
    lbetancourt Posts: 522 Member
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    "Doing great! I hope you had fun last night. Enjoy your day baby. I f_cking love you!"
  • redhead91
    redhead91 Posts: 251
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    "I want you too" from my hubby ;)

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