What's the worst you've heard?

Qarol

"Can I ax you a question?"

This was going to be mine until I read all the responses...

LauraMacNCheese

Ne-VAH-duh

It's Ne-va-da...I used to pronounce it the other way when I first moved here & now hearing "ne-VAH-duh" is like nails on a chalkboard.

quichebradford

irregardless

Yes, THIS!!

audram420

Those things that fall from oak trees and will make more oak trees under the right conditions are not

AKERNS

Boo..... it's spelled A-CORN for crap's sake!

haha...a man I work with calls them "akrins" haha...

Lizzy_Sunflower

a waitress actually asked me if I wanted the skrimp special - ( shrimp)

yea, um no thank you

Tahru

Oh...also IllinoiS
It was French territory...no 's' ;.;

harley0269

bat trees (batteries)
samwitches (sandwich)

LauraMacNCheese

a waitress actually asked me if I wanted the skrimp special - ( shrimp)

yea, um no thank you

:laugh:

Deathwithab

I'm sorry, are you axing us a question?

this^^^ big time ....

SimplyShanRunning

Testes.....

ITS TESTS!!!!

**head desk**

sleepy7

pussghetti :ohwell:

chefchazz

irregardless

oh s@#t this made me LOL!!!!

ronda_gettinghealthy

Im gonna ax you sumpin

I have sum nauseation

I done seen what dey is talkin bout

whatcha gonna do (oh wait I say that)

irregardless

my doc tole me I have fireballs in my girl parts (fibroids)

so where do you go to school at???

and any triple negatives in one sentence



and a million others....

quichebradford

Oh and "Fustrated" instead of frustrated.

Don't forget "flustrated"...that's fustrated's cousin.

vbennett7

I went to a "jewelry party" and the presenter kept saying "Nextly". At first I thought she was just nervous and slipped, however, she repeated it over and over again!

trybefan

a waitress actually asked me if I wanted the skrimp special - ( shrimp)

yea, um no thank you

When I bartended in college, I had a lady that didnt want "squib" in her pasta dish. I panicked. I had to show her a picture of shrimp and squid and have her choose which one she didnt want because they were both in there...

chefchazz

fitty for 50! I-CANT-STAND-IT!!! its not cute!:explode:

koosdel

"Do you understand the charges?" Well, yeah... but do you honestly think I'm going to make this easy??

vikesfanmb

I used to work at an insurance company and you know people associate common words or names with letters (for example, A as in apple)?

This was years and years ago, but this lady called up and one of the letters she was trying to give me was "Q" and she was just absolutely stumped . . . so she was obviously thinking very hard and finally came up with "Q as in cute".

I had to hold the phone away from my mouth because I was giggling so hard and she never even realized her mistake.

LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!! :laugh:

Iheartsushi

Nope.."conversate" (as opposed to converse) gets me every time!

Gigi_licious

"Do you understand the charges?" Well, yeah... but do you honestly think I'm going to make this easy??

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

hazelnut861

Any combination of double negatives in a sentence. Also" I seen." Ridiculous spelling errors and using the wrong spelling of a word (there, their, they're) drives me batty.

Hottness4Lyfe

I've yet to see a car with a "Cadillac" converter..... :grumble:

voluptuous_veggie

I'm trying to LOOSE weight.

Deathwithab

im being cereal you guys

Tahru

"Alot" instead of "a lot" in writing..

quichebradford

I'm trying to LOOSE weight.

Ha! I've seen this in my news feed! :laugh:

Gigi_licious

I used to work at an insurance company and you know people associate common words or names with letters (for example, A as in apple)?

This was years and years ago, but this lady called up and one of the letters she was trying to give me was "Q" and she was just absolutely stumped . . . so she was obviously thinking very hard and finally came up with "Q as in cute".

I had to hold the phone away from my mouth because I was giggling so hard and she never even realized her mistake.

LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!! :laugh:

Haha....when I was in customer service a customer was giving me a part number and said "Q as in cucumber"....I had to put him on hold so I could laugh my *kitten* off.

audram420

I used to work at an insurance company and you know people associate common words or names with letters (for example, A as in apple)?

This was years and years ago, but this lady called up and one of the letters she was trying to give me was "Q" and she was just absolutely stumped . . . so she was obviously thinking very hard and finally came up with "Q as in cute".

I had to hold the phone away from my mouth because I was giggling so hard and she never even realized her mistake.

LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!! :laugh:

Haha...when I worked at Hobby Lobby, the customers would bring us these letter cards representing which type of christmas tree they wanted the stockman to bring up from the back. Well this lady got on the intercom and was saying, "i need christmas tree letter I as in eye, please" haha...we were all sooooo confused at what she was trying to say because of course it made no sense. haha...

Same lady used to write out the work 13 as "threeteen" and swore up and down that it was how her elementry teacher taught her it was spelled. haha

trybefan

"Alot" instead of "a lot" in writing..

I had a College professor that DRILLED that into everyones heads....