What's the worst you've heard?

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  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    This is something I say that seems to bug ppl to no end...

    Crick, as in a body of water...boards "creek" & wooder (anyone from Southeastern PA in the house) flows through a "crick"
  • nerdyandilikeit
    nerdyandilikeit Posts: 2,185 Member
    After a really loud concert, or sometimes after swimming.

    BAHAHAHA! Oh, Ken.

    Also, I hate 'drawling' instead of drawing. Especially as an artist.

    And when people pronounce my name 'BROWNwen' instead of BRONwen. UGH.

    As well as pretty much everything mentioned above.
  • quichebradford
    quichebradford Posts: 327 Member
    After a really loud concert, or sometimes after swimming.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • ronda_gettinghealthy
    ronda_gettinghealthy Posts: 777 Member
    forgot....


    Bidness...as in mind your own.....
  • overzoelous
    overzoelous Posts: 161 Member
    This is my every day life.
    I work in an ER in downtown Memphis.

    "see wut had happend waz....."
    "i am 4 months pregnant and my baby is coming NOW"
    "my chest pains was worser after i smoked the crack"

    me: sir, do you smoke?
    him: only when I drink
    me: how often do you drink
    him: every night


    me: ma'am, why are you here?
    her: vaginal bleeding
    me: when was your last normal menstrual period?
    her: 29 days ago
    .......................

    shortness of "breafs"
  • jmelyan23
    jmelyan23 Posts: 1,648 Member
    I didn't do nothing wrong (instead of "do anything wrong") ...

    Double negatives, they make me cringe.
  • sassylilmama
    sassylilmama Posts: 1,493 Member
    Drives me nuts when someone is trying to say they do not care about something and they say "I could care less". What should be said is "I could not care less" the first way implies that you do in fact care somewhat because you could care less.

    I know, it's a weird one.
  • bregalad5
    bregalad5 Posts: 3,965 Member
    This is something I say that seems to bug ppl to no end...

    Crick, as in a body of water...boards "creek" & wooder (anyone from Southeastern PA in the house) flows through a "crick"

    Had a lot of friends in college from SE PA and South Jersey who spoke like that. I used to give them such a hard time.
  • kristimartiny
    kristimartiny Posts: 62
    LOL.cousind, for cousin. samwich, for sandwich, potata for potato, gooom for gum...lol
  • ivyjbres
    ivyjbres Posts: 612 Member
    Same lady used to write out the work 13 as "threeteen" and swore up and down that it was how her elementry teacher taught her it was spelled. haha

    You know, I'll believe that. My high school English teachers swore up and down that the contraction it's (it is) did not have an apostrophe.
  • corpus_validum
    corpus_validum Posts: 292 Member
    Oregon: Ore-GONE instead of Ore-gun.

    As for "axe" a question, only used to hear that from Indian co-workers.
  • boomboom011
    boomboom011 Posts: 1,459
    my bio dad says get a holt of you instead get a hold of you. he also says "irregardless". Please shoot me. Im already irritated cause he gave me the shaft as a kid and now he has to say words that are stupid! lol

    my husband is 49 years old and i love him more than my louis vuitton luggage but he says "chest" instead of "chess"

    im sure i butcher the english language but .....were not talking about me this time! lol right?
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    I have another that I get made fun of for constantly...

    Orange...I say ARange...not ORange
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
    Gurl! Is you goin 2 da sto?
    Me: uh...no why?
    Gurl I's jus got mah food stamps n imma make sum groceries! Gurrrrlll we gon eat 2 night! Sum poke chops! Scrimp! Steaks! Catpheesh nuggetz! Gurrrlll wen u gon make dem chicken wangz agains?
    Me: I have no idea.... O_o'
  • Uk_Yogini
    Uk_Yogini Posts: 167
    Lmao reading these, so funny ! I hate when people say "Anyways" ...
  • sassylilmama
    sassylilmama Posts: 1,493 Member
    Gurl! Is you goin 2 da sto?
    Me: uh...no why?
    Gurl I's jus got mah food stamps n imma make sum groceries! Gurrrrlll we gon eat 2 night! Sum poke chops! Scrimp! Steaks! Catpheesh nuggetz! Gurrrlll wen u gon make dem chicken wangz agains?
    Me: I have no idea.... O_o'

    LMAO
  • otr12
    otr12 Posts: 632 Member
    Oregon: Ore-GONE instead of Ore-gun.

    As for "axe" a question, only used to hear that from Indian co-workers.

    Your California is showing.
  • corpus_validum
    corpus_validum Posts: 292 Member
    Oregon: Ore-GONE instead of Ore-gun.

    As for "axe" a question, only used to hear that from Indian co-workers.

    Your California is showing.

    :bigsmile:
  • vaderandbill
    vaderandbill Posts: 1,063 Member
    My administrative assistant said, "yes, she is conversating with him now."
  • SmangeDiggs
    SmangeDiggs Posts: 238 Member
    A total kiwi thing....
    Q. Hey want to catch up for a drink??
    A. Bro...yeah nah yeah

    What is it...Yes or No????????
  • barwwd
    barwwd Posts: 63 Member
    "It don't make me no difference."

    And "dethaw". You can defrost and you can thaw. But you can't do both!!
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    Warshing clothes. hehe! :laugh:

    Hey, you laughin' at me? :laugh:
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    honeslty I find "Right Quick" right up there.
    ...thats...that doesn't even make sence.

    Sure it does. :laugh:
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    Mom to her child: "Boy, sat down!" Instead of "sit" down.

    Client: "I got fired & it weren't even my fault."

    Co-worker: "My church is getting together to pray for the community, the city, the state, the country AND America."

    :laugh: :laugh:
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    "Can I ax you a question?"

    I cannot stand this one! :noway:
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    Those things that fall from oak trees and will make more oak trees under the right conditions are not

    AKERNS

    Boo..... it's spelled A-CORN for crap's sake!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    fitty for 50! I-CANT-STAND-IT!!! its not cute!:explode:

    I know how you feel. I think that is so stupid!
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member


    oh and applecockers.... yeah figure out that one lol

    I'm afraid to ask what they are.
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    Nook-you-ler instead of nuclear... :explode:

    "getting my hair did." :noway:


    And, as I work at the Renaissance Faire, another pet peeve is when people try to get in character by adding "eth" to every single word, not just to singular verbs:
    "We justeth arrivedeth at thy faireth village..." Aaarrrgh!
    (For the record, it's he/she arriveth, we arrive, they arrive, he/she hath arrived, we have arrived, they have arrived...)
    But at least those people have the excuse that they're trying to speak an unfamiliar dialect. There's no excuse for people butchering their own native language!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I talk like that to my son when he gets mad. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I'll say "Calmeth thyselfeth downeth." :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • kiwipearls
    kiwipearls Posts: 43
    A total kiwi thing....
    Q. Hey want to catch up for a drink??
    A. Bro...yeah nah yeah

    What is it...Yes or No????????

    Hehehehe - us kiwi's do like to confuse people when we answer with a no that means yes hehehe
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