MMA Frauds
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I don't care about brand names nor do I call people posers. Everyone at the gym has a different goal and I NEVER EVER think anything bad about ANYONE who is working out.Why do they ALLL of a sudden think they're hardcore because they bought some "Tapout Gear" at the mall and show up for a few "cardio" classes at the local "MMA school" that just popped up?
Anyone?
Picking low-hanging fruit is just too easy. *sigh*0 -
Um. Read the whole thing, you're missing the point here.
Just WTF IS the point here?.0 -
The whole point of the thread is picking fun at old guys thinking they can do MMA.
MMA is like the most hilariously awful thing I've ever seen anyway.0 -
Since we're sort of on the topic...
I'm always wondering and maybe you guys can help, what's the word for female *kitten*?
Anita *kitten*? Or...Sheeneeda *kitten*?
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Oh, those are perfect!
How about Purrfect Doucehbag?
....too much?
lord...anddd here we go
Popcorn anyone?
please. let's get some kool-aid too, popcorn makes me quite parched.
Me too! What kind of kool-aid should we make? Fruit punch or grape?
let's make *red*.
totally kidding. fruit punch mixed with grape sounds like a winner to me
Ok, we'll make the red with the purple....so....brown? lol
brown it is! we'll get reduced fat popcorn..you know..to watch our girlish figures and such.
May I join you? I just can't stop watching. I'll bring some low-fat bon bons.0 -
MMA is like the most hilariously awful thing I've ever seen anyway.
*le GASP* AJ! how could you??? and we were getting along so well...and why is this aj not on my friendslist???0 -
Since we're sort of on the topic...
I'm always wondering and maybe you guys can help, what's the word for female *kitten*?
Anita *kitten*? Or...Sheeneeda *kitten*?
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Oh, those are perfect!
How about Purrfect Doucehbag?
....too much?
lord...anddd here we go
Popcorn anyone?
please. let's get some kool-aid too, popcorn makes me quite parched.
Me too! What kind of kool-aid should we make? Fruit punch or grape?
let's make *red*.
totally kidding. fruit punch mixed with grape sounds like a winner to me
Ok, we'll make the red with the purple....so....brown? lol
brown it is! we'll get reduced fat popcorn..you know..to watch our girlish figures and such.
May I join you? I just can't stop watching. I'll bring some low-fat bon bons.
absofreakinglutely
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The whole point of the thread is picking fun at old guys thinking they can do MMA.
MMA is like the most hilariously awful thing I've ever seen anyway.
I am so going to kick your *kitten* after I get my tight fitting tshirt and observe a martial arts class.0 -
Sorry ladies, I'd love to stay and chat but I heard P90X has a dvd called "Kenpo X" I'm gonna do about 20 mins of it and ask my husband if he can put me on the ticket for the next fight
Smell ya later. 0 -
The whole point of the thread is picking fun at old guys thinking they can do MMA.
MMA is like the most hilariously awful thing I've ever seen anyway.
I am so going to kick your *kitten* after I get my tight fitting tshirt and observe a martial arts class.
Ironically if my old sensei saw most MMA fights he'd probably cry from laughter/anger. There are so many things wrong.0 -
Sorry ladies, I'd love to stay and chat but I heard P90X has a dvd called "Kenpo X" I'm gonna do about 20 mins of it and ask my husband if he can put me on the ticket for the next fight Smell ya later.
LMAO i like kenpo x. have fun0 -
I think I get it…. Let’s see if I got this straight….
Every middle-aged-5’7”-skinny-beer bellie-out of shape-guy is a *kitten* that thinks they are hardcore MMA fighters and fitness experts because they wear Tapout Gear to roll around on the matt for 10 minutes during their aerobics class.
Got it.
Oh, and Mrs. Purrrrrfectitude has an incredibly humble husband and herself doesn’t care what anyone wears to the gym, thinks nothing bad of anyone working out, is very encouraging, and is… funny… apparently with the exception of the previously mentioned class of *kitten*.
I'm all caught up. Now pass the popcorn...0 -
I think I get it…. Let’s see if I got this straight….
Every middle-aged-5’7”-skinny-beer bellie-out of shape-guy is a *kitten* that thinks they are hardcore MMA fighters and fitness experts because they wear Tapout Gear to roll around on the matt for 10 minutes during their aerobics class.
Got it.
Oh, and Mrs. Purrrrrfectitude has an incredibly humble husband and herself doesn’t care what anyone wears to the gym, thinks nothing bad of anyone working out, is very encouraging, and is… funny… apparently with the exception of the previously mentioned class of *kitten*.
I'm all caught up. Now pass the popcorn...
*grudgingly hands over popcorn*0 -
Sorry ladies, I'd love to stay and chat but I heard P90X has a dvd called "Kenpo X" I'm gonna do about 20 mins of it and ask my husband if he can put me on the ticket for the next fight Smell ya later.
Your backbend could use a little work...just saying:noway:0 -
I think I get it…. Let’s see if I got this straight….
Every middle-aged-5’7”-skinny-beer bellie-out of shape-guy is a *kitten* that thinks they are hardcore MMA fighters and fitness experts because they wear Tapout Gear to roll around on the matt for 10 minutes during their aerobics class.
Got it.
Oh, and Mrs. Purrrrrfectitude has an incredibly humble husband and herself doesn’t care what anyone wears to the gym, thinks nothing bad of anyone working out, is very encouraging, and is… funny… apparently with the exception of the previously mentioned class of *kitten*.
I'm all caught up. Now pass the popcorn...
*grudgingly hands over popcorn*
Don't worry - I don't eat much... get's stuck in my teeth :bigsmile:0 -
I don't care about brand names nor do I call people posers. Everyone at the gym has a different goal and I NEVER EVER think anything bad about ANYONE who is working out.Why do they ALLL of a sudden think they're hardcore because they bought some "Tapout Gear" at the mall and show up for a few "cardio" classes at the local "MMA school" that just popped up?
Anyone?
I noticed too. It's actually been a trend for a while.0 -
I think I get it…. Let’s see if I got this straight….
Every middle-aged-5’7”-skinny-beer bellie-out of shape-guy is a *kitten* that thinks they are hardcore MMA fighters and fitness experts because they wear Tapout Gear to roll around on the matt for 10 minutes during their aerobics class.
Got it.
Oh, and Mrs. Purrrrrfectitude has an incredibly humble husband and herself doesn’t care what anyone wears to the gym, thinks nothing bad of anyone working out, is very encouraging, and is… funny… apparently with the exception of the previously mentioned class of *kitten*.
I'm all caught up. Now pass the popcorn...
*grudgingly hands over popcorn*
Don't worry - I don't eat much... get's stuck in my teeth :bigsmile:
hehe it's fine, the stuff goes straight to my hips
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The exact same rant can be made for the TONS of chicks who go to zumba and buy their zumba pants ....
They are doing something they enjoy that is helping get them fit or keeping them fit.
WTF do you care?0 -
I was actually slightly hurt when I read this topic because I have recently taken an interest in pursuing one of the fighting arts. This topic made me wonder if I'm hitting some weird "middle aged guy" phase. I just googled Tapout.. "TapouT is an American reality television series that focuses on the world of mixed martial arts."... No wonder I've never heard of it. So trying to piece together just what in the hell you're talking about... middle aged fat guys buy the tshirts and then take a few classes and decide they are bad-*kitten*. And somehow this offends you, like a lot. I guess I get where you're coming from. I have some analogous things that get me worked up. But I'm kinda relieved to discover that I'm not really the demographic you're slamming here. :smokin: .... but in case I am, I'm gonna take a few classes then come back and kick your *kitten*.. after I get the right sort of tshirts.
halfway thru the thread and i love this!0 -
Im going to round house this whole thread!
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I was actually slightly hurt when I read this topic because I have recently taken an interest in pursuing one of the fighting arts. This topic made me wonder if I'm hitting some weird "middle aged guy" phase. I just googled Tapout.. "TapouT is an American reality television series that focuses on the world of mixed martial arts."... No wonder I've never heard of it. So trying to piece together just what in the hell you're talking about... middle aged fat guys buy the tshirts and then take a few classes and decide they are bad-*kitten*. And somehow this offends you, like a lot. I guess I get where you're coming from. I have some analogous things that get me worked up. But I'm kinda relieved to discover that I'm not really the demographic you're slamming here. :smokin: .... but in case I am, I'm gonna take a few classes then come back and kick your *kitten*.. after I get the right sort of tshirts.
So you're going to also buy into this trend, and then use your completely insolent rage to beat somebody up? Doesn't sound like the demographic she's insulting at all!!......0 -
I got a whitebelt in BJJ..can I claim MMA status now?
lmao!!0 -
Idk...I got to the end of page 2 and just thought....wow...who CARES? Whatever happened to focusing on yourself and not worrying about what other people are doing and not being a HATER for no reason. If you are confident in what you are doing for yourself, you natually don't judge other people, instead....you love, appreciate and encourage.
Like, I don't understand females who do their hair and wear tons of makeup to the gym....but do i hate them? no....do i hate that they chose to wear makeup to the gym? no. If I had makeup on and was pressed for time and had no choice to wear it to the gym myself...then yea, i'd be annoyed... because I have goop on my OWN eyes that is running down my face in my own sweat.
Idk...just throwin it out there.0 -
Idk...I got to the end of page 2 and just thought....wow...who CARES? Whatever happened to focusing on yourself and not worrying about what other people are doing and not being a HATER for no reason. If you are confident in what you are doing for yourself, you natually don't judge other people, instead....you love, appreciate and encourage.
Like, I don't understand females who do their hair and wear tons of makeup to the gym....but do i hate them? no....do i hate that they chose to wear makeup to the gym? no. If I had makeup on and was pressed for time and had no choice to wear it to the gym myself...then yea, i'd be annoyed... because I have goop on my OWN eyes that is running down my face in my own sweat.
Idk...just throwin it out there.
I get your point, but if one can't state their annoyances now and again, they'd go nuts.0 -
Idk...I got to the end of page 2 and just thought....wow...who CARES? Whatever happened to focusing on yourself and not worrying about what other people are doing and not being a HATER for no reason. If you are confident in what you are doing for yourself, you natually don't judge other people, instead....you love, appreciate and encourage.
Like, I don't understand females who do their hair and wear tons of makeup to the gym....but do i hate them? no....do i hate that they chose to wear makeup to the gym? no. If I had makeup on and was pressed for time and had no choice to wear it to the gym myself...then yea, i'd be annoyed... because I have goop on my OWN eyes that is running down my face in my own sweat.
Idk...just throwin it out there.
I get your point, but if one can't state their annoyances now and again, they'd go nuts.
exactly. and the OP also said that it wasn't so much what they guys were wearing, but how they were acting like a**holes to the rest of the guys at the gym like they were now better than everyone0 -
WHY does EVERY middle aged, out of shape guy alllllllll of a sudden want to be an MMA fighter? Why do they ALLL of a sudden think they're hardcore because they bought some "Tapout Gear" at the mall and show up for a few "cardio" classes at the local "MMA school" that just popped up? Why do they call themselves trained fighters when they've never earned a belt in any one of the martial arts? Why do they think they're all knowing about nutrition because they've seen a few infomercials, google'd a few diets of fighters and watched some dvds? Why do they have this holier than thou attitude when it comes to fitness? And... for the life of me I cannot understand, how do they do all of this while sporting a beer gut??? Anyone???
It's a phase they're going through. A mid-life crisis if you will. A desperate attempt to stay relevant.0 -
Idk...I got to the end of page 2 and just thought....wow...who CARES? Whatever happened to focusing on yourself and not worrying about what other people are doing and not being a HATER for no reason. If you are confident in what you are doing for yourself, you natually don't judge other people, instead....you love, appreciate and encourage.
Like, I don't understand females who do their hair and wear tons of makeup to the gym....but do i hate them? no....do i hate that they chose to wear makeup to the gym? no. If I had makeup on and was pressed for time and had no choice to wear it to the gym myself...then yea, i'd be annoyed... because I have goop on my OWN eyes that is running down my face in my own sweat.
Idk...just throwin it out there.
I get your point, but if one can't state their annoyances now and again, they'd go nuts.
Lol...yeaaaaa i know, i guess the thread just got so involved i got sick of reading it all. things may have been misconstrued and taken out of context, different viewpoints = different reponses....in any case....everyone has the right to express their opinions. ;-P0 -
Wow. Do you earnestly try to alienate almost everyone or does that happen by accident?0
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I NEVER EVER think anything bad about ANYONE who is working out.
Unless the are middle-aged, are skinny with beer bellies, wear MMA gear & take a class.Whether they're burning a million calories, or have to stop mid-way through the class.
But you don't notice because you're too busy working out. Right?0 -
Wow. Do you earnestly try to alien almost everyone or does that happen by accident?
i'm fairly certain this is not what you meant to say...0 -
Why do they have this holier than thou attitude
Kind of like people who advertise themselves as "purrfect"?
LOL, I don't know, other than being a good bit too tall for me...she looks pretty purrfect from her profile picture =p.0
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