Most Embarrassing Gym Moment...

CoderGal

I was at the gym an hour after eating a huge breakfast and fast food for lunch (healthy I know). I got off the treadmill and was just about to do weights...I started doing leg lifts and then I was dizzy so I laid down the weights...stood up slowly...held onto a rail and passed out. Everyone assumed I was the anorexic kid and tried feeding me orange juice and told me to eat. I was full at the time :sick:

CoderGal

I was about 16 and my brother belonged to the YMCA. I went with him as a guest. We were there awhile, I had to go to the bathroom, I got lost. Found the door I thought I needed to go through.....MEN'S LOCKER ROOM!!!! Tall, very hairy man standing naked in front of the mirror. I seen it all!!!! He laughed!!! I ran out and never went back to the Y LOL!

haha he sounds awesome.

Mustangsally1000

Got crushed by the leg press machine while I was trying to escape a guy's fart that was doing squats next to me.
I also slipped in the steam room and fell on a naked dude on my way out, felt so bad and disgusted at the same time.

Sadly my gym is quite close to my work so you usually see all the colleagues butt naked in the sauna and steam room, can only imagine the horror if I would have fell on my boss instead of a random dude.

Okay...this one is really funny. Sorry man!:blushing:

Shayyy01

I thought i clogged the bathroom toilet. Which wouldnt be all that bad if it were a locker room, these are single stall bathrooms... I didnt clog it, but learned my lesson. Dont eat pizza before running a 5k.

arrich02

That video is hilarious!!!

PAhillbilly

AW sad that she never came back to class. I know people (Hubby) who would brag about such a thing!

CoderGal

Everybody farts at pilates, I have heard it called Pi-Fart-ees...the likelihood increases with age though! One older lady at a session I was in did this really spectacularly long fart, never heard anything like it...sadly she never came back to class.

lmao

So in dance we have this awesome large accented large British lady that insults all of us dancer when we get sized, telling us how many inches you gain every year (she remembers and only sees you like once a year). I remember her poking one of the skinny dancers in the tummy and telling them they gained *this many* inches. I thought it was funny...until she cried. Anyway she did the same thing to me immediately after and I poked her back and told her the same lol...So...My dance instructor was teaching a pilates class (this was a new thing) and the loud mouth no shame seamstress decided to attend. They were doing some kinda exercise that made her let out a huge vagina fart. Instead of laughter everyone held it in from fear of the loud mouthed British lady. Only time I've heard about that she went red faced and had nothing to say.

JNettie73

Totally farted in yoga class. Not just a little, polite *poot* but a long, juicy fart with teeth. Ok and it STUNK like it had just rolled right past a turd. It was awful. I was on a juice cleanse and sometimes you don't have control and your farts just can't be trusted. I heard someone trying to suppress their giggles, another person said "gross" under their breath. Mortified and frozen in place, I didn't how to damage control this one. I finished class as best I could and then as soon as they went into final relaxation I immediately got up, ran out of the studio and never went back. When I got home I discovered that yes, I had *kitten* myself a little.

I was going to post that I farted in yoga during downward dog but your story definitely tops mine. Thanks for sharing and the laugh this morning. :laugh:

mrs_lanza

I was running on treadmill and my earphones kept falling out. I was in the zone so i never looked down and just kept trying to push my earphones back into my ears. After 20 minutes of this, I finally got tired of it and looked down. My ear bud was missing. I looked all around and couldn't find it. That's when I realized it was lodged in my ear. I had to go to the emergency room. When the Doctor walked in, he asked me if he had permission to laugh at me! They had to use these long tweezer like things to pull it out of my ear. I will never use earbuds again.

JNettie73

i've totally farted when doing PT session, had to quickly try and move away so he wouldn't know it was me.
i have also punched myself in the face when doing boxing, not concentrating and my arms went swinging.

LOL I have punched myself in the face before. Quite embarrassing. I also fell over during kickboxing. I was in the front row and we were not doing anything difficult. I just tripped over my own feet and down I went. I could see everyone in the mirror looking at me. I burst out laughing and laughed so hard that I could not get back up.

HLeAnn

Totally farted in yoga class. Not just a little, polite *poot* but a long, juicy fart with teeth. Ok and it STUNK like it had just rolled right past a turd. It was awful. I was on a juice cleanse and sometimes you don't have control and your farts just can't be trusted. I heard someone trying to suppress their giggles, another person said "gross" under their breath. Mortified and frozen in place, I didn't how to damage control this one. I finished class as best I could and then as soon as they went into final relaxation I immediately got up, ran out of the studio and never went back. When I got home I discovered that yes, I had *kitten* myself a little.

AND WE HAVE A WINNER!

Yes. Yes we do! :laugh:

Azriel829

I went to the gym on a Marine Corp base with a friend. I was working out on the machine that works out your inner thighs. You sit on the machine, rest your legs on the press bars and then open and close them in reps. While doing my reps, I notice a bunch of guys taking notice. I felt good for a couple of minutes, thinking I was getting attention because I was cute or something....lol. Well no, that wasn't the case. After a few more minutes one of the guys was awesome enough to come over and tell me I had a big hole in the crotch of my sweatpants and the view of my panties was jkeeping them entertained.

Needless to say I was terribly embarrassed, that was the end of my reps and those sweats went in the trash!

:blushing:

jmuhnie

High School - was power lifting, hang cleans specifically...got the weight too far infront of me and threw 225 lbs into the sheetrock wall. You can imagine the silence around the room after I had put two large holes and one skinny indention about 3-4 feet up the wall.

captndalton

I ripped my workout pants almost front to back on the hip abductor machine... big ol' loud rip ... only got one rep in on that one.
Then there's the more common times when you're really sweaty and you leave a butt mark on the seat or bench.. but that's not too bad, wipe it off.

Princessbrene

Years ago I was working out at Curves. After I'd finished working out, I went to the restroom to change clothes. When I came out it was empty and the doors were locked/lights off. I think I had to bang on the glass and get the attention of the girl walking to her car in the parking lot.

alpha1029

I fell asleep walking on the treadmill once. It was finals and I was exhausted so I went to the gym to get invigorated. I was walking on the treadmill one second, then I briefly slipped into a dream. Next second I felt my feet hit the ground at the end of the treadmill and my head plummeting towards the moving belt. I got my hands up in time but since the belt was moving I was basically walking on my hands for a few seconds before I could recover myself and stand up. A bunch of people came over to ask if I was okay, which made it so much worse.

Cassi_Eats_Apples

A few weeks ago I was taking a yoga class. When I went to get into downward dog not only did I fart but my boobs also fell out of my sports bra and were free in my shirt to shift tword my face. Now I wear two sports bras.

jhehle

lol

Cassi_Eats_Apples

I ripped my workout pants almost front to back on the hip abductor machine... big ol' loud rip ... only got one rep in on that one.
Then there's the more common times when you're really sweaty and you leave a butt mark on the seat or bench.. but that's not too bad, wipe it off.

I hate leaving sweaty butt marks! So gross!

morgansmom02

I went to the gym on a Marine Corp base with a friend. I was working out on the machine that works out your inner thighs. You sit on the machine, rest your legs on the press bars and then open and close them in reps. While doing my reps, I notice a bunch of guys taking notice. I felt good for a couple of minutes, thinking I was getting attention because I was cute or something....lol. Well no, that wasn't the case. After a few more minutes one of the guys was awesome enough to come over and tell me I had a big hole in the crotch of my sweatpants and the view of my panties was jkeeping them entertained.

Needless to say I was terribly embarrassed, that was the end of my reps and those sweats went in the trash!

:blushing:

Just be glad you had undies on!

morgansmom02

Years ago I was working out at Curves. After I'd finished working out, I went to the restroom to change clothes. When I came out it was empty and the doors were locked/lights off. I think I had to bang on the glass and get the attention of the girl walking to her car in the parking lot.

Oh no! That girl wasn't very observant!

sjmgde

tinkled a litte in my pants while workoing out in a class and i could not leave to fix the problem. Than i was paranoid that everyone knew.:embarassed:

Articeluvsmemphis

I was on that thigh thing, abductor mebbe?
The one where its on the inside of your legs and forces them open and you have to push them closed and its attatched to weights....ANYWAAAY (sounds like a molesteror machine)

I was doing that
I stopped to talk to someone
My best mate put it on the heaviest weight
My legs got wrenched open
All the muscles ever got pulled
And I screeched:

"YOU'VE BROKEN MY VAGINA"

Everyone stopped what they were doing and stared, and I hobbled away

OMG!!!! I'm sorry but this made me almost pee my pants....:laugh:

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firefly171717

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CandeesLand

This happened yesterday. I was on the elliptical and hella nasty farted. The janitor walked behind me and proceeded to fan the air with her "caution wet floor" sign.

AKA she fanned my fart out of the air standing almost directly behind me for like 5 whole minutes. I wanted to cry.

Oh my cow! Funniest thing ever!

AmyjoyHa

Doing and ab exercise with an exercise ball - Had the ball between my ankles and doing a reverse crunch. Sure enough as soon as it was lifted in the air, my ankles let go of it ......... and it fell and bounced off my face, ...... then went flying across to the other side of the gym.

IndyInk

Jaena M... I am crying! Horrible... but at least you have a hilarious story to tell!

zcosborne86

Sorry guys I don't usualy do this but BUMP for later..... was getting some seriously funny looks whilst laughing away at work lol

speedyme

Totally farted in yoga class. Not just a little, polite *poot* but a long, juicy fart with teeth. Ok and it STUNK like it had just rolled right past a turd. It was awful. I was on a juice cleanse and sometimes you don't have control and your farts just can't be trusted. I heard someone trying to suppress their giggles, another person said "gross" under their breath. Mortified and frozen in place, I didn't how to damage control this one. I finished class as best I could and then as soon as they went into final relaxation I immediately got up, ran out of the studio and never went back. When I got home I discovered that yes, I had *kitten* myself a little.

I am crying at work right now and everyone is looking at me!!!!!!!!!!

carriedennis

I was in the ladies locker room when a lady next to me totally got nude and then tried to hold a converisation. I just couldn't even speak :embarassed: