What do you do when sitting on the toilet?

Schwiggs
Schwiggs Posts: 222 Member
edited October 3 in Chit-Chat
I know my dad used to always have to find a newspaper or magazine before hand. Anyone do something more tech savvy like bring their laptop or tablet?
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  • Unwrapping_Candy
    Unwrapping_Candy Posts: 487 Member
    I can confess to bringing my laptop with me if I know it's going to take a bit. lol
  • Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused
    Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused Posts: 935 Member
    Isn't that why they make smart phones now with the Kindle app?
  • HMonsterX
    HMonsterX Posts: 3,000 Member
    Read Viz.
  • Schwiggs
    Schwiggs Posts: 222 Member
    Isn't that why they make smart phones now with the Kindle app?

    Yeah, but having a laptop is a lot quicker. I don't have to fiddle with the annoyingly slow processor and touchy screen on my phone. Damn smarty phones!
  • california_peach
    california_peach Posts: 1,809 Member
    Post on MFP.com. Why do you ask?
  • alex215
    alex215 Posts: 518 Member
    poop.
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
    What do you do when sitting on the toilet?

    I pee. And sometimes poop.

    And I have a magazine rack in there. Nothing worse than knowing you're going to be a while and having nothing to read but the shampoo bottle.
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    Everything I bring with me to perform my duty is electronic. E-cig + iPhone. I just refuse to virtually wipe my *kitten*. That must be done with at least 2-ply toilet paper. I demand comfort.
  • twinsanity
    twinsanity Posts: 1,757 Member
    Deduct from my caloric intake that day...
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    That's why they invented smart phones...to eliminate the need to tote your laptop with you to the pot.
  • Schwiggs
    Schwiggs Posts: 222 Member
    Post on MFP.com. Why do you ask?

    YOU TOO?!
  • bbblue92
    bbblue92 Posts: 108 Member
    Play Bejeweled!
  • HMonsterX
    HMonsterX Posts: 3,000 Member
    Deduct from my caloric intake that day...

    I'm hoping you don't weight THAT on your kitchen scales too...
  • YukonJoy
    YukonJoy Posts: 1,279 Member
    Pee.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Deduct from my caloric intake that day...

    I'm hoping you don't weight THAT on your kitchen scales too...

    :noway: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Loko_Ino
    Loko_Ino Posts: 544 Member
    Words with Friends FTW
  • Jeff92se
    Jeff92se Posts: 3,369 Member
    angry birds
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    Bring my phone, open MFP and change my weight anywhere from .5 to1 lb
  • pocomama
    pocomama Posts: 93 Member
    My kids don't let me stay in the bathroom long enough to require anything to do. Usually they are pounding on the door and stressing me out. I usually get about 3.5 minutes of peace from the time I sit down to the time I need to be done, lol.
  • jakejacobsen
    jakejacobsen Posts: 584 Member
    wonder how much weight I am leaving behind. Its a sickness but its the truth
  • Tiffanydepiano
    Tiffanydepiano Posts: 169 Member
    How long before this thread gets locked for being offensive?

    I was sent a very friendly message from Steve reminding me to behave myself for asking a woman why she was behaving as if she was superior. I guess I couldn't see her so....maybe her posts didn't really tell me about her behavior?

    Any how, I sing.
  • TNAJackson
    TNAJackson Posts: 686 Member
    Deduct from my caloric intake that day...

    I'm hoping you don't weight THAT on your kitchen scales too...

    :laugh: HILARIOUS!! :laugh:

    Personally, I'm all business. I go in, I do my duty, I wipe, wash, and leave. No reading for me. :blushing:
  • rileamoyer
    rileamoyer Posts: 2,412 Member
    We are old fashioned - keep Reader's Digest in the bathroom. Lots of information in a short form. LOL
  • quigonnjae
    quigonnjae Posts: 399
    browse the web or check my email on the ole blackberry
  • TNAJackson
    TNAJackson Posts: 686 Member
    My kids don't let me stay in the bathroom long enough to require anything to do. Usually they are pounding on the door and stressing me out. I usually get about 3.5 minutes of peace from the time I sit down to the time I need to be done, lol.

    Yep!! Mine too! Kids ruin all the fun poop time! LMAO!
  • netchik
    netchik Posts: 587 Member
    Pretty sure thats what iPads were made for!
  • cookiesaurus_rex
    cookiesaurus_rex Posts: 6
    Why did I never think to bring my iPhone with me??!! D'Oh *facepalm*
  • choconuts
    choconuts Posts: 208 Member
    Everything I bring with me to perform my duty is electronic. E-cig + iPhone. I just refuse to virtually wipe my *kitten*. That must be done with at least 2-ply toilet paper. I demand comfort.

    I'm a fellow e-cig user. :-) I either read a book, or browse online with my Iphone.
  • King_Bee
    King_Bee Posts: 275 Member
    Pee.

    I also pee....yes sitting down.
  • 2Bgoddess
    2Bgoddess Posts: 1,096 Member
    Took me a minute to figure out what ya'all were talking about. I go in, I do my business and leave. I guess I am lucky that it never "takes a while".
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