What do you do when sitting on the toilet?

HeidiMightyRawr

Read Viz.

LOL I love Viz!!

I admit that I will bring my laptop in there if I'm going to be longer than usual. - I don't have a smartphone or anything like that.

calliope_music

words with friends, farkle, read. depends on my mood, really.

HMonsterX

Deduct from my caloric intake that day...

I'm hoping you don't weight THAT on your kitchen scales too...

Thats why you weigh yourself before and after.. to keep the kitchen scales clean. ;-)

You weight yourself on your kitchen scales?


Err...

Izable2011

Just reading this title has litterally made me LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you could only hear me now!

Lisa__Michelle

I can confess to bringing my laptop with me if I know it's going to take a bit. lol

I do the same thing Candy lol

twinsanity

Deduct from my caloric intake that day...

I'm hoping you don't weight THAT on your kitchen scales too...

Thats why you weigh yourself before and after.. to keep the kitchen scales clean. ;-)

I figured that's what the Clorox wipes were for????????? Damn, no wonder I go through so many of them.

HMonsterX

If women were to suddenly go the toilet alone...

miadvh

I normally only have enough time to do my business and get out before my kiddo starts screaming. If he's sleeping, I try to find something to pick at. Fingernails, paint, skin, something.

killagb

I usually bring my smartphone and play crosswords. True story.

Grimmerick

Archie comics, If I am really desperate for something to read a shampoo or lotion bottle will work haha
oh and lately playing fetch with the dogs, they know they can keep me in one place long enough to play a few rounds

Unwrapping_Candy

If you know you're going to be in the toilet for a bit it's always good to stay productive whether you're reading a book or finishing typing a paper. There's no reason to just sit there and do nothing but eliminate if you know you have some time do do something else. :P

i_love_vinegar

I knit sweaters for my friends -- they often compare the scent to Abercrombie and Fitch.

XFitMojoMom

ummm...? really, no time to do anything but bear down and get out. seriously, the toilet is not comfortable.

KettyLan

I think about my ex

LemonPoppySeedMuffin

I usually text my boyfriend "having a poo, thinking of you " xD

Unwrapping_Candy

I knit sweaters for my friends -- they often compare the scent to Abercrombie and Fitch.

Oh, you are so sued. lol But also correct. Go figure.

innerfashionista

What do you do when sitting on the toilet?

I pee. And sometimes poop.

And I have a magazine rack in there. Nothing worse than knowing you're going to be a while and having nothing to read but the shampoo bottle.

... I seriously thought I was the only one who did that.

Jorra

Post on MFP.com. Why do you ask?

YOU TOO?!

F yeah dude!

katkins3

Read, usually "Hodge Podge".
At my brother's bathroom there is an etch-o-sketch in case one feels creative. He keeps a basket of crosswords and light reading near by too.

brittmiles07

My kids don't let me stay in the bathroom long enough to require anything to do. Usually they are pounding on the door and stressing me out. I usually get about 3.5 minutes of peace from the time I sit down to the time I need to be done, lol.

I'm with you there! I can't even shower for more than 5 minutes.

LemonPoppySeedMuffin

I knit sweaters for my friends -- they often compare the scent to Abercrombie and Fitch.

This made me giggle!

amonnery

Lol I remenber the only reason there was a newspaper in the bog when we were young was in case we ran out of toilet paper. The newsprint was not the best in those days and think it probably made things worse. But i'm in and out with very little time to hang around, comes from being a bus driver and setting down and trying to stick to time.

Adynata

I find this thread genuinely confusing. Is this if you're like, extremely constipated or something? I can't think of a time when I've not gone in, done my business, washed my hands, and left in the space of under a minute. Is that... abnormal?

alex215

I find this thread genuinely confusing. Is this if you're like, extremely constipated or something? I can't think of a time when I've not gone in, done my business, washed my hands, and left in the space of under a minute. Is that... abnormal?

you are like a bowel movement ninja!

Unwrapping_Candy

I find this thread genuinely confusing. Is this if you're like, extremely constipated or something? I can't think of a time when I've not gone in, done my business, washed my hands, and left in the space of under a minute. Is that... abnormal?

you are like a bowel movement ninja!

OMU!!!!! THAT IS SOOOO HILARIOUS!

LauraMacNCheese

I find this thread genuinely confusing. Is this if you're like, extremely constipated or something? I can't think of a time when I've not gone in, done my business, washed my hands, and left in the space of under a minute. Is that... abnormal?

you are like a bowel movement ninja!

LMFAO! Even ninjas have to poo! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

krystonite

iPad. My friends are scared I may FaceTime them some day.

Adynata

I find this thread genuinely confusing. Is this if you're like, extremely constipated or something? I can't think of a time when I've not gone in, done my business, washed my hands, and left in the space of under a minute. Is that... abnormal?

you are like a bowel movement ninja!

Man, I bet you got some interesting Google Image results when you looked for that picture =P.

Scott613

Lose weight

chickenhead99

I am to busy telling my kid, dog and husband to GET OUT!!! I do not know why they feel compelled to follow me in!!! GEEEZZ!!!!