The biggest lies we were ever told.......

Iamfit4life

What are some HUGE myths people?

(I've got some in mind he he he)

voluptuous_veggie

loriidan

Drinking coffee stunts your growth! So why am I so tall and BIG!!!

DKev

Don't eat after *insert time* or you won't lose weight. I eat whenever I want as long as it's in my calorie allowance and I was down 25 pounds and to my goal weight in 6 months.

ninerbuff

Lol, my mom used to tell me that if I went to bed with wet hair, I would go blind.

Or that if I needed to grow my hair faster, put garlic on it.

I could go on and on............................

bwattelet

You can eat whatever you want as long as you work out!!!!

bjs06

you're just big boned.

no. im fat. and when im skinny, and i don't look like a monster, you can stop feeding me that bull****.

Apazman

Vegetarian diets are healthy

JDNOX

That I was planned

BrettPGH

What my other forum would call "woo":

Anti-vaxers

9/11 Truthers

Birthers

Evolution deniers

Holocaust deniers

Circumcision will keep boys from masturbating

Bigfoot, aliens, ghosts, yada yada

Aegelis

Myths:

Big-Boned
Drink water, you'll lose more weight
Don't eat carbs
Eat a big breakfast
It's easier for men to lose weight
Genetic disposition determines weight

Lachsis

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< This are 8 inches! (Yeah, sure, whatever)

BigDaddyBRC

Women want nice guys

ms_leanne

Eat your crusts, they will give you curly hair. ( I never wanted curly hair when I was little - lol)

Smittyinthesun2

That everyone is equal... including fat people.

tiggerbounce411

you're just big boned.

no. im fat. and when im skinny, and i don't look like a monster, you can stop feeding me that bull****.

LMAO..RIGHT?!?! That is what my grandma STILL tries to tell me to this day. I just say ''ok grandma''
Let's see, what else..oh swimming right after you eat will give you stomach cramps..never bothered me.
Keep making that face and it's going to stay like that...no
You will grow into your size..bull**** thank you..lol

zml_mom

if I don't wash my hands after petting the dog i will turn into a dog (i would wash them like 100 times a day till they were raw)

tiggerbounce411

My pawpaw told me that black people got that way because they didnt take baths...Did I want to become black? No? Then get ur *kitten* in the bathtub boy!

Not a joke..

And my mom told me that people who were mentally retarded were born out of their mother's *kitten* instead of their vagina, and the lack of oxygen from that process was what caused them to be "special."

Not sure what the purpose of that lie was?

WTF??? LMFAO!!! Wow......just wow.

Apazman

You need 6-11 Servings a day of breads and grains . - Funk You Government Issued Food Pyramid.

DrMan

That doing certain things in private will make you go blind...I can see perfectly!!!! Just sayin

MayMaydoesntrun

My grandmother's best friend told me that if I had sex while I was pregnant, the baby would be born with brain damage....seriously.

Iamfit4life

women don't want it as much as men
total myth


there, I said it

ambercole

My pawpaw told me that black people got that way because they didnt take baths...Did I want to become black? No? Then get ur *kitten* in the bathtub boy!

Not a joke..

And my mom told me that people who were mentally retarded were born out of their mother's *kitten* instead of their vagina, and the lack of oxygen from that process was what caused them to be "special."

Not sure what the purpose of that lie was?

I laughed so hard that I shot a chunk of broccoli out of my nose! No kidding!!! LOL

skittybang

From the book of "superstitious mom"

- if you cut your hair on sundays, it won't grow anymore.
- if a bird flies into a window, it's bad luck. don't leave the house for a while.
- don't eat too much sugar, you'll poop bugs.
- don't stare into the moon, it'll make your crazy.

MayMaydoesntrun

My pawpaw told me that black people got that way because they didnt take baths...Did I want to become black? No? Then get ur *kitten* in the bathtub boy!

Not a joke..

And my mom told me that people who were mentally retarded were born out of their mother's *kitten* instead of their vagina, and the lack of oxygen from that process was what caused them to be "special."

Not sure what the purpose of that lie was?

I want to reply to this..but...I'm at a loss........

DrMan

women don't want it as much as men
total myth


there, I said it

Total myth...but on a case by case basis

Krull_the_WarriorKing

Worst lie I was ever told was.... till death do us part....

adidrea

You need 6-11 Servings a day of breads and grains . - Funk You Government Issued Food Pyramid.

^^^ THIS.

Reading in the dark will make you go blind.

Iamfit4life

Lol, my mom used to tell me that if I went to bed with wet hair, I would go blind.

Or that if I needed to grow my hair faster, put garlic on it.

I could go on and on............................

garlic, huh?

ilovedeadlifts

What my other forum would call "woo":

Anti-vaxers

9/11 Truthers

Birthers

Evolution deniers

Holocaust deniers

Circumcision will keep boys from masturbating

COUGH COUGH COUGH religion COUGH COUGH

Bigfoot, aliens, ghosts, yada yada

so you're smart enough to not buy into most of the myths out there, but you still believe 9/11 was a terrorist attack?

guess you can't win em all

jamielr84

My pawpaw told me that black people got that way because they didnt take baths...Did I want to become black? No? Then get ur *kitten* in the bathtub boy!

Not a joke..

And my mom told me that people who were mentally retarded were born out of their mother's *kitten* instead of their vagina, and the lack of oxygen from that process was what caused them to be "special."

Not sure what the purpose of that lie was?

Your mom is hilarious! :laugh: That is the funniest thing I've heard all day!