The biggest lies we were ever told.......
Iamfit4life
Posts: 3,095 Member
What are some HUGE myths people?
(I've got some in mind he he he)
(I've got some in mind he he he)
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Drinking coffee stunts your growth! So why am I so tall and BIG!!!0
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Don't eat after *insert time* or you won't lose weight. I eat whenever I want as long as it's in my calorie allowance and I was down 25 pounds and to my goal weight in 6 months.0
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Lol, my mom used to tell me that if I went to bed with wet hair, I would go blind.
Or that if I needed to grow my hair faster, put garlic on it.
I could go on and on............................0 -
You can eat whatever you want as long as you work out!!!!0
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you're just big boned.
no. im fat. and when im skinny, and i don't look like a monster, you can stop feeding me that bull****.0 -
Vegetarian diets are healthy0
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That I was planned0
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What my other forum would call "woo":
Anti-vaxers
9/11 Truthers
Birthers
Evolution deniers
Holocaust deniers
Circumcision will keep boys from masturbating
Bigfoot, aliens, ghosts, yada yada0 -
Myths:
Big-Boned
Drink water, you'll lose more weight
Don't eat carbs
Eat a big breakfast
It's easier for men to lose weight
Genetic disposition determines weight0 -
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< This are 8 inches! (Yeah, sure, whatever)0 -
Women want nice guys0
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Eat your crusts, they will give you curly hair. ( I never wanted curly hair when I was little - lol)0
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That everyone is equal... including fat people.0
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you're just big boned.
no. im fat. and when im skinny, and i don't look like a monster, you can stop feeding me that bull****.
Let's see, what else..oh swimming right after you eat will give you stomach cramps..never bothered me.
Keep making that face and it's going to stay like that...no
You will grow into your size..bull**** thank you..lol0 -
if I don't wash my hands after petting the dog i will turn into a dog (i would wash them like 100 times a day till they were raw)0
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My pawpaw told me that black people got that way because they didnt take baths...Did I want to become black? No? Then get ur *kitten* in the bathtub boy!
Not a joke..
And my mom told me that people who were mentally retarded were born out of their mother's *kitten* instead of their vagina, and the lack of oxygen from that process was what caused them to be "special."
Not sure what the purpose of that lie was?0 -
You need 6-11 Servings a day of breads and grains . - Funk You Government Issued Food Pyramid.0
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That doing certain things in private will make you go blind...I can see perfectly!!!! Just sayin0
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My grandmother's best friend told me that if I had sex while I was pregnant, the baby would be born with brain damage....seriously.0
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women don't want it as much as men
total myth
there, I said it0 -
My pawpaw told me that black people got that way because they didnt take baths...Did I want to become black? No? Then get ur *kitten* in the bathtub boy!
Not a joke..
And my mom told me that people who were mentally retarded were born out of their mother's *kitten* instead of their vagina, and the lack of oxygen from that process was what caused them to be "special."
Not sure what the purpose of that lie was?
I laughed so hard that I shot a chunk of broccoli out of my nose! No kidding!!! LOL0 -
From the book of "superstitious mom"
- if you cut your hair on sundays, it won't grow anymore.
- if a bird flies into a window, it's bad luck. don't leave the house for a while.
- don't eat too much sugar, you'll poop bugs.
- don't stare into the moon, it'll make your crazy.0 -
My pawpaw told me that black people got that way because they didnt take baths...Did I want to become black? No? Then get ur *kitten* in the bathtub boy!
Not a joke..
And my mom told me that people who were mentally retarded were born out of their mother's *kitten* instead of their vagina, and the lack of oxygen from that process was what caused them to be "special."
Not sure what the purpose of that lie was?
I want to reply to this..but...I'm at a loss........0 -
women don't want it as much as men
total myth
there, I said it
Total myth...but on a case by case basis0 -
Worst lie I was ever told was.... till death do us part....0
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You need 6-11 Servings a day of breads and grains . - Funk You Government Issued Food Pyramid.
^^^ THIS.
Reading in the dark will make you go blind.0 -
Lol, my mom used to tell me that if I went to bed with wet hair, I would go blind.
Or that if I needed to grow my hair faster, put garlic on it.
I could go on and on............................
garlic, huh?0 -
What my other forum would call "woo":
Anti-vaxers
9/11 Truthers
Birthers
Evolution deniers
Holocaust deniers
Circumcision will keep boys from masturbating
COUGH COUGH COUGH religion COUGH COUGH
Bigfoot, aliens, ghosts, yada yada
so you're smart enough to not buy into most of the myths out there, but you still believe 9/11 was a terrorist attack?
guess you can't win em all0 -
My pawpaw told me that black people got that way because they didnt take baths...Did I want to become black? No? Then get ur *kitten* in the bathtub boy!
Not a joke..
And my mom told me that people who were mentally retarded were born out of their mother's *kitten* instead of their vagina, and the lack of oxygen from that process was what caused them to be "special."
Not sure what the purpose of that lie was?
Your mom is hilarious! :laugh: That is the funniest thing I've heard all day!0
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