The biggest lies we were ever told.......
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That I have to eat back my exercise calories.
OOOOOHHHH! GUNFIGHT AT THE OK CORRAL NOW, HUH?!0 -
My pawpaw told me that black people got that way because they didnt take baths...Did I want to become black? No? Then get ur *kitten* in the bathtub boy!
Not a joke..
And my mom told me that people who were mentally retarded were born out of their mother's *kitten* instead of their vagina, and the lack of oxygen from that process was what caused them to be "special."
Not sure what the purpose of that lie was?
Man o man!! I give you a standing ovation for turning out the way you did. *Round of applause*0 -
My wife telling me I'm hot!0
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If you keep doing that, you'll go blind!0
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That a theory and a hypothesis are the same thing.
Eating carrots will turn your hair red (I ate so many carrots, didn't turn red until I used hair dye)0 -
Biggest lie - "you're pregnant, eat what you want. You are eating for two!"
3 kids later and now look at me!0 -
That fish tacos are just fish tacos.0
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That diet coke, fish sticks with tarter sauce, and french fries were a balanced meal.
Thanks for that one Dad. lol0 -
When I was 17 I was on a swim team...was doing it to lose weight(plus I was an excellent/fast swimmer.) I got a gym membership at the same time. The trainer "evaluated" me and told me to quit swimming. He asked me if I ever saw a skinny walrus or a skinny whale. When I of course answered no he told me to quit swimming or I was going to just get fatter. Really ahole...Michael Phelps can eat 12,000+ calories a day and is skinny. I wish I wasn't so dumb and naive when I was a teenager.0
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women don't want it as much as men
total myth
there, I said it
^^^This!0 -
Icarus attempted to escape from Crete by means of wings that his father constructed from feathers and wax. He ignored instructions not to fly too close to the sun, and the melting wax caused him to fall to his death.
Big fat myth.0 -
LMAO!!!
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Icarus attempted to escape from Crete by means of wings that his father constructed from feathers and wax. He ignored instructions not to fly too close to the sun, and the melting wax caused him to fall to his death.
Big fat myth.
Are you sure? Were you there? Do you have any documentation to disprove this?0 -
Icarus attempted to escape from Crete by means of wings that his father constructed from feathers and wax. He ignored instructions not to fly too close to the sun, and the melting wax caused him to fall to his death.
Big fat myth.
THIS! LOL!0 -
That doing certain things in private will make you go blind...I can see perfectly!!!! Just sayin
Are you wearing glasses? Just curious??0 -
From the book of "superstitious mom"
- if you cut your hair on sundays, it won't grow anymore.
- if a bird flies into a window, it's bad luck. don't leave the house for a while.
- don't eat too much sugar, you'll poop bugs.
- don't stare into the moon, it'll make your crazy.
She ignored the last piece of advice...0 -
Breakfast is the most important meal0
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women don't want it as much as men
total myth
there, I said it
Glad someone did.0 -
Its all fun and games until someone gets their eye put out!0
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From the book of "superstitious mom"
- if you cut your hair on sundays, it won't grow anymore.
- if a bird flies into a window, it's bad luck. don't leave the house for a while.
- don't eat too much sugar, you'll poop bugs.
- don't stare into the moon, it'll make your crazy.
She ignored the last piece of advice...
THIS is true0 -
My nan told me that if you raise your hands above your head while pregnant the umbilcal cord will hang the baby????
I was also told if a baby looks up it will be cross eyed forever
If the ice cream man has the music on there's no ice cream left
Oh and that Im ment to be fat its just the way I am0 -
Women don't fart or poop. Total bullsh*t.0
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Women don't fart or poop. Total bullsh*t.
We don't.0 -
My grandmother's best friend told me that if I had sex while I was pregnant, the baby would be born with brain damage....seriously.
Maybe if its with a black dude, That's meant as a compliment btw0 -
:laugh: "I'm not married".:laugh: :laugh:0
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It's not you, it's me.0
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Women don't fart or poop. Total bullsh*t.
We don't.
They queef. That's truth.
Queefing glitter? Myth.
*Yeah, I rolled it over till today, so what?*0 -
That's the biggest I've ever had!0
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What are some HUGE myths people?
(I've got some in mind he he he)
I have very thin, fine hair.. its like baby hair.... and when I turned 18 it got a lot worse, depending on how I styled it- you could see my scalp in the front. I was very self concious about this and I tried all kinds of pills and shampoos and what not to fix it but nothing did. Blood tests all came back normal.. basically there is no reason for it. I was getting my hair done one day and the styleist told me that if i started smoking it would make my hair grow thicker. I started smoking.... it didnt work... yet I'm still smoking..... ugh0 -
Women don't fart or poop. Total bullsh*t.
We don't.
They queef. That's truth.
Queefing glitter? Myth.
*Yeah, I rolled it over till today, so what?*
We don't do that either, but if we did any of those things, glitter would be involved.0
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