The biggest lies we were ever told.......

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  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
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    women don't want it as much as men
    total myth


    there, I said it
  • ambercole
    ambercole Posts: 426
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    My pawpaw told me that black people got that way because they didnt take baths...Did I want to become black? No? Then get ur *kitten* in the bathtub boy!

    Not a joke.. :/

    And my mom told me that people who were mentally retarded were born out of their mother's *kitten* instead of their vagina, and the lack of oxygen from that process was what caused them to be "special."

    Not sure what the purpose of that lie was?


    I laughed so hard that I shot a chunk of broccoli out of my nose! No kidding!!! LOL
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
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    From the book of "superstitious mom"

    - if you cut your hair on sundays, it won't grow anymore.
    - if a bird flies into a window, it's bad luck. don't leave the house for a while.
    - don't eat too much sugar, you'll poop bugs.
    - don't stare into the moon, it'll make your crazy.
  • MayMaydoesntrun
    MayMaydoesntrun Posts: 805 Member
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    My pawpaw told me that black people got that way because they didnt take baths...Did I want to become black? No? Then get ur *kitten* in the bathtub boy!

    Not a joke.. :/

    And my mom told me that people who were mentally retarded were born out of their mother's *kitten* instead of their vagina, and the lack of oxygen from that process was what caused them to be "special."

    Not sure what the purpose of that lie was?

    I want to reply to this..but...I'm at a loss........
  • DrMan
    DrMan Posts: 86
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    women don't want it as much as men
    total myth


    there, I said it

    Total myth...but on a case by case basis
  • Krull_the_WarriorKing
    Krull_the_WarriorKing Posts: 650 Member
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    Worst lie I was ever told was.... till death do us part....
  • adidrea
    adidrea Posts: 275 Member
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    You need 6-11 Servings a day of breads and grains . - Funk You Government Issued Food Pyramid.

    ^^^ THIS.

    Reading in the dark will make you go blind.
  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
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    Lol, my mom used to tell me that if I went to bed with wet hair, I would go blind.

    Or that if I needed to grow my hair faster, put garlic on it.

    I could go on and on............................

    garlic, huh?
  • ilovedeadlifts
    ilovedeadlifts Posts: 2,923 Member
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    What my other forum would call "woo":

    Anti-vaxers

    9/11 Truthers

    Birthers

    Evolution deniers

    Holocaust deniers

    Circumcision will keep boys from masturbating

    COUGH COUGH COUGH religion COUGH COUGH

    Bigfoot, aliens, ghosts, yada yada

    so you're smart enough to not buy into most of the myths out there, but you still believe 9/11 was a terrorist attack?

    guess you can't win em all
  • jamielr84
    jamielr84 Posts: 545
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    My pawpaw told me that black people got that way because they didnt take baths...Did I want to become black? No? Then get ur *kitten* in the bathtub boy!

    Not a joke.. :/

    And my mom told me that people who were mentally retarded were born out of their mother's *kitten* instead of their vagina, and the lack of oxygen from that process was what caused them to be "special."

    Not sure what the purpose of that lie was?

    Your mom is hilarious! :laugh: That is the funniest thing I've heard all day!
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
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    That I have to eat back my exercise calories.


    OOOOOHHHH! GUNFIGHT AT THE OK CORRAL NOW, HUH?!
  • MsRobin_TheSequel
    MsRobin_TheSequel Posts: 127 Member
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    My pawpaw told me that black people got that way because they didnt take baths...Did I want to become black? No? Then get ur *kitten* in the bathtub boy!

    Not a joke.. :/

    And my mom told me that people who were mentally retarded were born out of their mother's *kitten* instead of their vagina, and the lack of oxygen from that process was what caused them to be "special."

    Not sure what the purpose of that lie was?



    Man o man!! I give you a standing ovation for turning out the way you did. *Round of applause*
  • andyloosbrock
    andyloosbrock Posts: 175 Member
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    My wife telling me I'm hot!
  • shutterbug4674
    shutterbug4674 Posts: 3,690 Member
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    If you keep doing that, you'll go blind!
  • cheetahcub2010
    cheetahcub2010 Posts: 62 Member
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    That a theory and a hypothesis are the same thing.

    Eating carrots will turn your hair red (I ate so many carrots, didn't turn red until I used hair dye)
  • jamielr84
    jamielr84 Posts: 545
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    Biggest lie - "you're pregnant, eat what you want. You are eating for two!"
    3 kids later and now look at me!
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
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    That fish tacos are just fish tacos.
  • savethecat
    savethecat Posts: 290 Member
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    That diet coke, fish sticks with tarter sauce, and french fries were a balanced meal.

    Thanks for that one Dad. lol
  • efarrar13
    efarrar13 Posts: 78
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    When I was 17 I was on a swim team...was doing it to lose weight(plus I was an excellent/fast swimmer.) I got a gym membership at the same time. The trainer "evaluated" me and told me to quit swimming. He asked me if I ever saw a skinny walrus or a skinny whale. When I of course answered no he told me to quit swimming or I was going to just get fatter. Really ahole...Michael Phelps can eat 12,000+ calories a day and is skinny. I wish I wasn't so dumb and naive when I was a teenager.
  • ML0305
    ML0305 Posts: 227 Member
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    women don't want it as much as men
    total myth


    there, I said it

    ^^^This!

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