The biggest lies we were ever told.......
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That doing certain things in private will make you go blind...I can see perfectly!!!! Just sayin
I have better than 20/20 vision...myth busted0 -
Women don't fart or poop. Total bullsh*t.
We don't.
They queef. That's truth.
Queefing glitter? Myth.
*Yeah, I rolled it over till today, so what?*
We don't do that either, but if we did any of those things, glitter would be involved.
Guess doggstyle isn't on your sexual experience list. (yeah, I went there)0 -
Icarus attempted to escape from Crete by means of wings that his father constructed from feathers and wax. He ignored instructions not to fly too close to the sun, and the melting wax caused him to fall to his death.
Big fat myth.
Are you sure? Were you there? Do you have any documentation to disprove this?
I have signed affidavits from many witnesses who saw this not happen.0 -
Eat your crusts, they will give you curly hair. ( I never wanted curly hair when I was little - lol)
My Mom told me the same thing! My hair is curly enough, maybe that's why I STILL don't eat bread crusts! :laugh:0 -
Mal de ojo or the Evil Eye.
My boyfriend's mom is a firm believer in this.0 -
Women don't fart or poop. Total bullsh*t.
We don't.
They queef. That's truth.
Queefing glitter? Myth.
*Yeah, I rolled it over till today, so what?*
We don't do that either, but if we did any of those things, glitter would be involved.
Guess doggstyle isn't on your sexual experience list. (yeah, I went there)
What exactly would be a good answer to this??0 -
Drinking coffee stunts your growth! So why am I so tall and BIG!!!
This one was a big one I was told also. Now I am a daily coffee drinker who is 5'8". Keep in mind I grew up in a household where we drank pepsi at the dinner table only until I was about 13 and then I started having coffee and soda when not around my mom as a teenager. Obviously a lie!0 -
If the ice cream man has the music on there's no ice cream left
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LOL!0 -
Mother-in-law insisting that the wife keep a safety pin pinned to her belly the entire pregnancy to avoid deformations from lunar eclipses.
Lord help me...0 -
Two girls one cup.0
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Husband's Poop Myths -
"If we get a dog, I swear I'll clean up the poop"
"I wipe until there's no poop on the paper"
"That fart was dry."
"I do NOT need a diaper pail for my undewear!"0 -
From the book of "superstitious mom"
- if you cut your hair on sundays, it won't grow anymore.
- if a bird flies into a window, it's bad luck. don't leave the house for a while.
- don't eat too much sugar, you'll poop bugs.
- don't stare into the moon, it'll make your crazy.
I dated a guy who's mom was like this. She believed if the broom fell, you would have visitors that night. If you cut your hair on a full moon it made it grow faster. Along with other random things.0 -
My mom told me when I was a kid:
"Don't blow dandelion seeds at your sister, otherwise they'll sprout into her brain"
"Don't eat watermelon seeds otherwise you'll grow a giant watermelon in your belly and they'll have to cut it out of you"
"Don't fall asleep with gum in your mouth, otherwise you'll choke and die in your sleep"
"Don't go to bed wearing a necklace, otherwise it will strangle you when you're sleeping."0 -
Worst lie I was ever told was.... till death do us part....
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My grandmother's best friend told me that if I had sex while I was pregnant, the baby would be born with brain damage....seriously.
Maybe if its with a black dude, That's meant as a compliment btw
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If you bring a dandelion into the house everyone will wet the bed.0
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Women don't fart or poop. Total bullsh*t.
We don't.
They queef. That's truth.
Queefing glitter? Myth.
*Yeah, I rolled it over till today, so what?*
We don't do that either, but if we did any of those things, glitter would be involved.
Guess doggstyle isn't on your sexual experience list. (yeah, I went there)
What exactly would be a good answer to this??
A list of your sexual positions that don't induce queefing [glitter]. Please itemize them in accordance to frequency used and intensity put forth.0 -
My grandmother's best friend told me that if I had sex while I was pregnant, the baby would be born with brain damage....seriously.
Maybe if its with a black dude, That's meant as a compliment btw0 -
Oh and one more if you stand near a microwave while pregnant you cook the baby0
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Wow a lot of your parents were jerks.0
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"Don't eat watermelon seeds otherwise you'll grow a giant watermelon in your belly and they'll have to cut it out of you"
I was told this one a lot. I no longer like watermelon.0 -
if you pick your nose for too long your finger will get stuck.
And if you pull a funny face it will stay that way forever.
And if you dont stop making so much noise im gunna kill ya - thats what my dad said, But im still alive so it must of been a lie0 -
Wow a lot of your parents were jerks.
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If you sit too close to the TV you'll ruin your eyes.0
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big feet, big......shoes
Total BS Just saying. My size 9 shoe BF is WAY bigger than my size 13 shoe ex. TRUTH0 -
When I asked my dad where babies came from he told me I was found in a bin0
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big feet, big......shoes
Total BS Just saying. My size 9 shoe BF is WAY bigger than my size 13 shoe ex. TRUTH
They say, "big feet, big hands, ....big disappointment".0 -
Worst lie I was ever told was.... till death do us part....
That is not a lie its a goal0 -
When I asked my dad where babies came from he told me I was found in a bin0
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big feet, big......shoes
Total BS Just saying. My size 9 shoe BF is WAY bigger than my size 13 shoe ex. TRUTH
I found size 15 to be way bigger than size 9, but that's just my experience0
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