The biggest lies we were ever told.......

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  • vaderandbill
    vaderandbill Posts: 1,063 Member
    That doing certain things in private will make you go blind...I can see perfectly!!!! Just sayin

    I have better than 20/20 vision...myth busted
  • Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused
    Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused Posts: 935 Member
    Women don't fart or poop. Total bullsh*t.

    We don't.

    They queef. That's truth.

    Queefing glitter? Myth.

    *Yeah, I rolled it over till today, so what?*

    We don't do that either, but if we did any of those things, glitter would be involved.

    Guess doggstyle isn't on your sexual experience list. (yeah, I went there)
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    Icarus attempted to escape from Crete by means of wings that his father constructed from feathers and wax. He ignored instructions not to fly too close to the sun, and the melting wax caused him to fall to his death.

    Big fat myth.

    Are you sure? Were you there? Do you have any documentation to disprove this?

    I have signed affidavits from many witnesses who saw this not happen.
  • toots99
    toots99 Posts: 3,794 Member
    Eat your crusts, they will give you curly hair. ( I never wanted curly hair when I was little - lol)

    My Mom told me the same thing! My hair is curly enough, maybe that's why I STILL don't eat bread crusts! :laugh:
  • sarah_ep
    sarah_ep Posts: 580 Member
    Mal de ojo or the Evil Eye.

    My boyfriend's mom is a firm believer in this.
  • jamielr84
    jamielr84 Posts: 545
    Women don't fart or poop. Total bullsh*t.

    We don't.

    They queef. That's truth.

    Queefing glitter? Myth.

    *Yeah, I rolled it over till today, so what?*

    We don't do that either, but if we did any of those things, glitter would be involved.

    Guess doggstyle isn't on your sexual experience list. (yeah, I went there)

    What exactly would be a good answer to this??
  • Punkedpoetess
    Punkedpoetess Posts: 633 Member
    Drinking coffee stunts your growth! So why am I so tall and BIG!!!

    This one was a big one I was told also. Now I am a daily coffee drinker who is 5'8". Keep in mind I grew up in a household where we drank pepsi at the dinner table only until I was about 13 and then I started having coffee and soda when not around my mom as a teenager. Obviously a lie!
  • Peep_chic
    Peep_chic Posts: 369 Member
    If the ice cream man has the music on there's no ice cream left

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    LOL!
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    Mother-in-law insisting that the wife keep a safety pin pinned to her belly the entire pregnancy to avoid deformations from lunar eclipses.

    Lord help me...
  • Secret_Agent_007
    Secret_Agent_007 Posts: 1,082
    Two girls one cup.
  • kaetra
    kaetra Posts: 442 Member
    Husband's Poop Myths -
    "If we get a dog, I swear I'll clean up the poop"
    "I wipe until there's no poop on the paper"
    "That fart was dry."
    "I do NOT need a diaper pail for my undewear!"
  • luv_lea
    luv_lea Posts: 1,094 Member
    From the book of "superstitious mom"

    - if you cut your hair on sundays, it won't grow anymore.
    - if a bird flies into a window, it's bad luck. don't leave the house for a while.
    - don't eat too much sugar, you'll poop bugs.
    - don't stare into the moon, it'll make your crazy.

    I dated a guy who's mom was like this. She believed if the broom fell, you would have visitors that night. If you cut your hair on a full moon it made it grow faster. Along with other random things.
  • TubbsMcGee
    TubbsMcGee Posts: 1,058 Member
    My mom told me when I was a kid:
    "Don't blow dandelion seeds at your sister, otherwise they'll sprout into her brain"
    "Don't eat watermelon seeds otherwise you'll grow a giant watermelon in your belly and they'll have to cut it out of you"
    "Don't fall asleep with gum in your mouth, otherwise you'll choke and die in your sleep"
    "Don't go to bed wearing a necklace, otherwise it will strangle you when you're sleeping."
  • patilee
    patilee Posts: 125
    Worst lie I was ever told was.... till death do us part....

    :frown:
  • MayMaydoesntrun
    MayMaydoesntrun Posts: 805 Member
    My grandmother's best friend told me that if I had sex while I was pregnant, the baby would be born with brain damage....seriously.


    Maybe if its with a black dude, That's meant as a compliment btw

    :blushing:
  • clarech82
    clarech82 Posts: 244 Member
    If you bring a dandelion into the house everyone will wet the bed.
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    Women don't fart or poop. Total bullsh*t.

    We don't.

    They queef. That's truth.

    Queefing glitter? Myth.

    *Yeah, I rolled it over till today, so what?*

    We don't do that either, but if we did any of those things, glitter would be involved.

    Guess doggstyle isn't on your sexual experience list. (yeah, I went there)

    What exactly would be a good answer to this??

    A list of your sexual positions that don't induce queefing [glitter]. Please itemize them in accordance to frequency used and intensity put forth.
  • BondBomb
    BondBomb Posts: 1,781 Member
    My grandmother's best friend told me that if I had sex while I was pregnant, the baby would be born with brain damage....seriously.


    Maybe if its with a black dude, That's meant as a compliment btw
    This also, is unfortunately a lie. Im guessing I have slept with more black dudes than you. I could be wrong though.
  • clarech82
    clarech82 Posts: 244 Member
    Oh and one more if you stand near a microwave while pregnant you cook the baby
  • BondBomb
    BondBomb Posts: 1,781 Member
    Wow a lot of your parents were jerks.

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