The biggest lies we were ever told.......
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When I asked my dad where babies came from he told me I was found in a bin0
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"Don't eat watermelon seeds otherwise you'll grow a giant watermelon in your belly and they'll have to cut it out of you"
I was told this one a lot. I no longer like watermelon.
I was told this one too but it just made me start swallowing watermelon seeds on purpose...Not sure what that says about me as a kid!0 -
Women don't fart or poop. Total bullsh*t.
We don't.
They queef. That's truth.
Queefing glitter? Myth.
*Yeah, I rolled it over till today, so what?*
We don't do that either, but if we did any of those things, glitter would be involved.
Guess doggstyle isn't on your sexual experience list. (yeah, I went there)
What exactly would be a good answer to this??
A list of your sexual positions that don't induce queefing [glitter]. Please itemize them in accordance to frequency used and intensity put forth.
I sent it to your inbox0 -
Eat your potato skin, it'll put hair on your chest-really, I'm a girl and I don't have a hairy chest TG!
You'll catch a cold if you go outside with wet hair, it's 10 below. Never did catch a cold OR wear a had in the winter when I was a teenager!
Your brother is not my favorite (hah so says all the gifts/money/bailouts she's done for him and still does even though he's 42!)
Your father is not an alcoholic-OH YEAH, then why does he drink 365 days a year and make sure to pack a 5th of whiskey whenever we go on vacation?
Your feet are so big so you don't tip over. I wear a size 10.5/11 and have a 36HH chest right now!
I could go on, but I'd digress this thread too much!0 -
When I asked my dad where babies came from he told me I was found in a bin0
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Vegetarian diets are healthy
lol what is a myth about this0 -
that your face will stay like that
if you scream in the grocery store they will kick you out and you wont get to ever eat food from there
if you run around bare foot in the grass to long your feet will turn green forever0 -
"Don't eat watermelon seeds otherwise you'll grow a giant watermelon in your belly and they'll have to cut it out of you"
I was told this one a lot. I no longer like watermelon.
I was told this one too but it just made me start swallowing watermelon seeds on purpose...Not sure what that says about me as a kid!
:laugh: I didn't want to get fat, but I did anyway0 -
Icarus attempted to escape from Crete by means of wings that his father constructed from feathers and wax. He ignored instructions not to fly too close to the sun, and the melting wax caused him to fall to his death.
Big fat myth.
I don't know, this sounds more plausible than the other posts here.0 -
Women don't fart or poop. Total bullsh*t.
We don't.
They queef. That's truth.
Queefing glitter? Myth.
*Yeah, I rolled it over till today, so what?*
We don't do that either, but if we did any of those things, glitter would be involved.
Guess doggstyle isn't on your sexual experience list. (yeah, I went there)
What exactly would be a good answer to this??
:smokin:0 -
Women don't fart or poop. Total bullsh*t.
We don't.
They queef. That's truth.
Queefing glitter? Myth.
*Yeah, I rolled it over till today, so what?*
We don't do that either, but if we did any of those things, glitter would be involved.
Guess doggstyle isn't on your sexual experience list. (yeah, I went there)
What exactly would be a good answer to this??
A list of your sexual positions that don't induce queefing [glitter]. Please itemize them in accordance to frequency used and intensity put forth.
I sent it to your inbox
"I sent it to your inbox." Myth.0 -
That spoiled children are not brats...cuz i sure was!0
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Size doesn't matter ...0
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"No really babe, you're huge, be careful... OH MY GOD! I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!"
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"I'll totally still do oral after we get married..."0 -
Two girls one cup.
I saw this before and it still haunts me:embarassed: :frown:0 -
My grandpa told me if I swallowed my chewing gum, my bum would stick shut.0
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