Catch phrases that annoy you....

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  • ludgerclay
    ludgerclay Posts: 95 Member
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    "Long story short". Seriously it never results in a short story...
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    "No offense" because you know whatever follows is going to be offensive.
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
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    It's not a verbal phrase but rather a phrase people use online...

    SMH

    I hate that!

    YES.

    along with FML. Really?


    What do they mean? I'm going back under my rock now...

    Mine are "is it (insert weather condition here) enough for ya?"
    "Working hard or hardly working?" And "how are you?" As they are zipping past you. If you don't care to talk to me, I'm perfectly ok with you avoiding eye contact and running away. That's what I was trying to.do before you asked how I was... :-P
  • bzmom
    bzmom Posts: 1,332 Member
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    "moving forward" yeah right **ugh**
  • bregalad5
    bregalad5 Posts: 3,965 Member
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    What do they mean? I'm going back under my rock now...

    SMH = Shaking My Head
    FML = F**k My Life
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    What do they mean? I'm going back under my rock now...
    Google it. Not being a jerk. There is a website dedicated to the phrase that is often funny.
  • maryd523
    maryd523 Posts: 661 Member
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    I don't have time to read all these, so I don't know if someone else already said this one, but I find it very annoying.

    EPIC FAIL.
  • sovannac
    sovannac Posts: 445 Member
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    I don't have time to read all these, so I don't know if someone else already said this one, but I find it very annoying.

    EPIC FAIL.

    YES!
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
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    What do they mean? I'm going back under my rock now...
    Google it. Not being a jerk. There is a website dedicated to the phrase that is often funny.

    I would never think you were a jerk. You're more of a little brother type with no verbal filter, who would open up all the tampon packs and string them up on someone's front door. But not a jerk. :-)
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    What do they mean? I'm going back under my rock now...
    Google it. Not being a jerk. There is a website dedicated to the phrase that is often funny.

    I would never think you were a jerk. You're more of a little brother type with no verbal filter, who would open up all the tampon packs and string them up on someone's front door. But not a jerk. :-)
    I think I love you.

    edit...now the brother part sunk in which means my statement would only be ok in say...west virginia?
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
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    What do they mean? I'm going back under my rock now...

    SMH = Shaking My Head
    FML = F**k My Life

    And thanks, smh that I didn't know this.... See what I did there? Ok, I think my migraine meds kicked in. Crawling under my rock for real now.
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
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    What do they mean? I'm going back under my rock now...
    Google it. Not being a jerk. There is a website dedicated to the phrase that is often funny.

    I would never think you were a jerk. You're more of a little brother type with no verbal filter, who would open up all the tampon packs and string them up on someone's front door. But not a jerk. :-)
    I think I love you.

    You're just saying that because I opened up a new realm of pranks for you.
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    What do they mean? I'm going back under my rock now...
    Google it. Not being a jerk. There is a website dedicated to the phrase that is often funny.

    I would never think you were a jerk. You're more of a little brother type with no verbal filter, who would open up all the tampon packs and string them up on someone's front door. But not a jerk. :-)
    I think I love you.

    You're just saying that because I opened up a new realm of pranks for you.
    Pfft. You want pranks? Oh I gots pranks.
  • ajbeans
    ajbeans Posts: 2,857 Member
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    "At the end of the day..."
    "... and whatnot..."

    And my husband uses both of them. All.the.time. :laugh:
  • katkins3
    katkins3 Posts: 1,360 Member
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    "No offense" because you know whatever follows is going to be offensive.
    Yes, and "bless her heart" always comes with a nasty little comment.
    also "just kidding"....no you are not.
  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
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    Just ran into another one.... "It will be really simple...or it'll go smoothly" Whenever I get told that by someone at work before I go do something for them I know it's going to be an all day thing.
  • helenium
    helenium Posts: 546 Member
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    "I'm not racist, but" + racist comment.

    Should definitely start a counter movement by following it with a non-racist sentence ending.

    "I'm not racist, but I don't like the taste of diet coke."

    That's consistency.
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
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    edit...now the brother part sunk in which means my statement would only be ok in say...west virginia?

    Only if west virginian brothers want to get their butts handed back to them by their sister's hunky Viking-type husband... Then yeah, sure.
  • SkateboardFi
    SkateboardFi Posts: 1,322 Member
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    "I'm not racist, but" + racist comment.

    Should definitely start a counter movement by following it with a non-racist sentence ending.

    "I'm not racist, but I don't like the taste of diet coke."

    That's consistency.

    hahaha yes. 'i'm not racist. i have 5 black friends' :laugh: please.
  • jpburcham
    jpburcham Posts: 98 Member
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    My boss always says "All ya gotta do . . . . " Really? Nothing is ever so simple!

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