Visual Clues your date is a doucher

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Avalonis
Avalonis Posts: 1,540 Member
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I'm compiling a list of visual clues your date is a doucher / Wang Monkey / thug
Basically, the kind of person its a TERRIBLE idea to actually date.

These do not have to all be present at the same time, infact, some of them are mutually exclusive. Feel free to add suggestions, in the following format.

Male Clues
Wears a TAPOUT shirt
Wears eyeliner
Has a tattoo on his face
Has a popped collar polo shirt (Extra dooshpoints for having TWO polo shirts on at the same time. Both popped.)
Wears womens clothes
Has a chain from his ear to his nose
Pants hang below his butt
Makes hand gestures
Sparkles/Rhinestones on his shirt
Sparkles/Rhinestones on his pants
Wears heels
Wears a tank top to a dinner date
Has "bling" in his teeth
Overly tanned
Constantly makes "lip sneers"/pursed lips. Especially for pictures.
Says or writes the word "Brah" at any time.
Attempts to show off his "guns" at any point
Wears a giant puffy coat in 80 degree weather. There's only one reason to wear a coat like that in that heat... and thats to hide a gun.
Wears a raiders jersey. Lets face it... not usually the best crowd.
Wears ANY jersey to a dinner date. Its a date, for god's sakes.
Overly attention grabbing hair (5 inch spiked, multiple layer waved, ect.) Basically, if it takes more than 5 minutes to get your hair ready... you're doing it wrong.

Ok, I listed the ones I could think of at the moment. Ladies, list the female version of this!
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  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
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    truck balls
  • voluptuous_veggie
    voluptuous_veggie Posts: 476 Member
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    2 Popped collars? Try 4!!!

    4popped-collars.png
  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
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    decals on his truck or car of Calvin peeing on something


    a wedding ring
  • Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused
    Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused Posts: 935 Member
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    Resemble anyone in this picture.

    theguido.jpg
  • MsKekeSoFocused
    MsKekeSoFocused Posts: 383 Member
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    I'm compiling a list of visual clues your date is a doucher / Wang Monkey / thug
    Basically, the kind of person its a TERRIBLE idea to actually date.

    I think its funny you have thug on there, only because thats not always tru!!! Just sayin...But your list is on point!!! LOL
  • Nerdy_Rose
    Nerdy_Rose Posts: 1,277 Member
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    I think the oompa loompa orange tan is universally terrible regardless of gender.
  • drog2323
    drog2323 Posts: 1,386 Member
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    Who the eff wears two polo's?? I like the raiders but wouldnt be wearing on a date!
  • gennybunny1
    gennybunny1 Posts: 209
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    Female version:
    Looks like Snookie and goes by that name.
  • Tzipporah90
    Tzipporah90 Posts: 126
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    A guys who wears loads of calogne- NASTYNESS. I dont want to be tasting it in my mouth just by simply breathing.
  • liftingbro
    liftingbro Posts: 2,029 Member
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    I don't see MMA shirts as being a trait of a doucher if they are just MMA fans that like the shirt. If they think they're BA by wearing them, then probably douchy.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    douchbag.jpg
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,695 Member
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    The Macarena is the only dance move they know.
  • godroxmysox
    godroxmysox Posts: 1,491 Member
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    decals on his truck or car of Calvin peeing on something


    a wedding ring

    Wedding ring...definitely!
  • Tzipporah90
    Tzipporah90 Posts: 126
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    Oh wait mine wasnt a visual aid... whopsss
  • Danahimself
    Danahimself Posts: 279 Member
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    She has a

    "Support our troops" bumper sticker on her car....then a "Peace" sticker...
  • rmsrws
    rmsrws Posts: 639 Member
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    truck balls

    I so agree with this one.....LOL


    They still live with thier mom!
  • MsKekeSoFocused
    MsKekeSoFocused Posts: 383 Member
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    douchbag.jpg

    LOL
  • rmsrws
    rmsrws Posts: 639 Member
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    Has a really cool wallet with a chain that is attached to thier belt loop.......

    Over sized Belt buckles
  • adjones5
    adjones5 Posts: 938 Member
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    Everything out of their mouth is a ****ing lie. Not really visual except for the shameless smile they wear while they are saying it. or if its typed. thats visual.
  • angievaughn
    angievaughn Posts: 655 Member
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    truck balls

    Agree totally with this!! Makes me want to go cut them off and just leave the sack hanging.....and put the balls in a jar!! LOL!!!

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