Visual Clues your date is a doucher

Avalonis

I'm compiling a list of visual clues your date is a doucher / Wang Monkey / thug
Basically, the kind of person its a TERRIBLE idea to actually date.

These do not have to all be present at the same time, infact, some of them are mutually exclusive. Feel free to add suggestions, in the following format.

Male Clues

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Wears a TAPOUT shirt
Wears eyeliner
Has a tattoo on his face
Has a popped collar polo shirt (Extra dooshpoints for having TWO polo shirts on at the same time. Both popped.)
Wears womens clothes
Has a chain from his ear to his nose
Pants hang below his butt
Makes hand gestures
Sparkles/Rhinestones on his shirt
Sparkles/Rhinestones on his pants
Wears heels
Wears a tank top to a dinner date
Has "bling" in his teeth
Overly tanned
Constantly makes "lip sneers"/pursed lips. Especially for pictures.
Says or writes the word "Brah" at any time.
Attempts to show off his "guns" at any point
Wears a giant puffy coat in 80 degree weather. There's only one reason to wear a coat like that in that heat... and thats to hide a gun.
Wears a raiders jersey. Lets face it... not usually the best crowd.
Wears ANY jersey to a dinner date. Its a date, for god's sakes.
Overly attention grabbing hair (5 inch spiked, multiple layer waved, ect.) Basically, if it takes more than 5 minutes to get your hair ready... you're doing it wrong.

Ok, I listed the ones I could think of at the moment. Ladies, list the female version of this!

Iamfit4life

truck balls

voluptuous_veggie

2 Popped collars? Try 4!!!

Iamfit4life

decals on his truck or car of Calvin peeing on something


a wedding ring

Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused

Resemble anyone in this picture.

MsKekeSoFocused

I'm compiling a list of visual clues your date is a doucher / Wang Monkey / thug
Basically, the kind of person its a TERRIBLE idea to actually date.

I think its funny you have thug on there, only because thats not always tru!!! Just sayin...But your list is on point!!! LOL

Nerdy_Rose

I think the oompa loompa orange tan is universally terrible regardless of gender.

drog2323

Who the eff wears two polo's?? I like the raiders but wouldnt be wearing on a date!

gennybunny1

Female version:
Looks like Snookie and goes by that name.

Tzipporah90

A guys who wears loads of calogne- NASTYNESS. I dont want to be tasting it in my mouth just by simply breathing.

liftingbro

I don't see MMA shirts as being a trait of a doucher if they are just MMA fans that like the shirt. If they think they're BA by wearing them, then probably douchy.

LauraMacNCheese

ninerbuff

The Macarena is the only dance move they know.

godroxmysox

decals on his truck or car of Calvin peeing on something


a wedding ring

Wedding ring...definitely!

Tzipporah90

Oh wait mine wasnt a visual aid... whopsss

Danahimself

She has a

"Support our troops" bumper sticker on her car....then a "Peace" sticker...

rmsrws

truck balls

I so agree with this one.....LOL


They still live with thier mom!

MsKekeSoFocused

LOL

rmsrws

Has a really cool wallet with a chain that is attached to thier belt loop.......

Over sized Belt buckles

adjones5

Everything out of their mouth is a ****ing lie. Not really visual except for the shameless smile they wear while they are saying it. or if its typed. thats visual.

angievaughn

truck balls

Agree totally with this!! Makes me want to go cut them off and just leave the sack hanging.....and put the balls in a jar!! LOL!!!

Pocket_Pixi

truck balls

I hate those ****ing things!!


and just for the record not all guys with tattoos on their face are douches or thugs. Some of them are but I do actualyl know a couple of pretty decent non thug guys with tattoos on their face, of course they are tattoo artists but still not douchey or thug in anyway.

Ebbykins

For women, really long acrylic nails and crazy hair like medusa all teased up and you can clearly tell they have extensions... with orange make up on that looks greasy, way too much eye liner and an expensive purse that isn't really paid for yet or by themselves at least...

Scott613

You forgot winks and shoots his laser at you while tilting his head sideways!!!! Oh and a ballcap with the offical hologram sticker still on it.

ansonrinesmith

Don't be hatin on the MMA/Tapout gear!
American Top Team for Life!

PrettyLittleLiar79

truck balls

LoL!!! :laugh:

LoveleeB

Female:

1) constantly has an indestructable "pouf" on the top of her head
2) face make-up that is many shades darker than the rest of her
3) wears an Ed Hardy t-shirt or hat
4) makes shirts into dresses
5) if her lips seem blend into her bad face make-up color
6) wearing 2 bras to make her boobs look bigger


That's all I got at the moment. lol

elsham

Wears concealer for lipstick. I've seen it before.

Oh, and looks like she was color blind when choosing her make-up colors.

elsham

The Macarena is the only dance move they know.

Hey, at least they know something lol.

ThePhoenixRose

I don't see MMA shirts as being a trait of a doucher if they are just MMA fans that like the shirt. If they think they're BA by wearing them, then probably douchy.

incorrect. still a douche.

Cupcake_Anonymous