Visual Clues your date is a doucher

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  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
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    Not visual but, anyone who thinks the Kardashian tv show is good and that those girls somehow contributed something worthy to society.
  • godroxmysox
    godroxmysox Posts: 1,491 Member
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    ankle monitoring bracelet

    haha...i would say, yes, absolutely
  • sjkcarter
    sjkcarter Posts: 417 Member
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    You can support the troops, and believe in peace. As a former miltary member I believe in peace.
    She has a

    "Support our troops" bumper sticker on her car....then a "Peace" sticker...
  • azQmaster
    azQmaster Posts: 448 Member
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    Come on people, we are talking about Douche bags!

    Truck balls = Red neck

    Monitoring bracelet = criminal

    Not the characteristics of a douche.
  • BigDaddyBRC
    BigDaddyBRC Posts: 2,395 Member
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  • stampede55
    stampede55 Posts: 474
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    Male D-bag:

    - has a picture of himself shirtless as an avatar in an attempt to attract women
    - Superman tattoo
    - wears cowboy hats....for fun

    Douche
  • Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused
    Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused Posts: 935 Member
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    Here's a real douche bag.

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  • BigDaddyBRC
    BigDaddyBRC Posts: 2,395 Member
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  • BobinNC66
    BobinNC66 Posts: 192 Member
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    An Obama sticker on her bumper!
  • JsGirl93
    JsGirl93 Posts: 1,156
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    truck balls
    Omg... this!
  • taniam16
    taniam16 Posts: 47 Member
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    2 words

    Jersey Shore

    Sums it up for both men and women
  • JsGirl93
    JsGirl93 Posts: 1,156
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    Male D-bag:

    - has a picture of himself shirtless as an avatar in an attempt to attract women
    - Superman tattoo
    - wears cowboy hats....for fun

    Douche
    Wow!
  • BigDaddyBRC
    BigDaddyBRC Posts: 2,395 Member
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  • chocolateandvodka
    chocolateandvodka Posts: 1,856 Member
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    continued list of visual signals for knowing he's a *kitten*:

    duckface and or sunglasses in ANY of his pics for no obviously legitimate or ironic reasons.
    any pics sent or on a dating site profile of them completely wasted
    has any pics including dollar bills of ANY denomination
    uses text lingo and is over the age of 21.
    owns ed hardy anything
    wears white sunglasses
    wears bigger sunglasses than mine.
    walks with a limp resembling a wounded animal
    discusses his criminal record.... at length.
    introduces himself using a nickname involving any references to cash, money, or balls.
    asks if you're 420 friendly.... on or before the first date.
    orders any alcoholic beverage made with a fruity base.
    complains about the service without legitimate reason.
    doesn't tip, or tips under 15% (20% in applicable circumstances)
    has close friends that exhibit 3 or more of the signs listed.
  • Kimmy546
    Kimmy546 Posts: 102
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    Lol, I like the guys in tap out shirts, and raiders jerseys and uses the word brah, just as much as I like the Polo shirt, slack wearing lacrosse lover guy. Lol You can date them all, just don't keep them all. lol
  • tammietifanie
    tammietifanie Posts: 1,496 Member
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    lol
  • chocolateandvodka
    chocolateandvodka Posts: 1,856 Member
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    Female doucher:

    1) First and foremost, shaves her eyebrows off and draws them on. F*ckin' sharpiebrows.
    2) She has and posts duckface pics of herself.
    3) Does her hair up like Medusa (saw that on someone's post on here, but he's dead on right).
    4) Draws a dark line around her lips.
    5) Long fake plastic nails. Let's face it, those are only good for digging into my back during sex.
    6) Tans herself so she looks orange, but yet, still thinks she looks good.
    7) Has incredibly white teeth to contrast with her aforementioned orange look.


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    I think you just described a Chola hahaha

    I LITERALLY thought the same thing Scott! hahahaha.... you must live around some ghetto Latinas. sorry bro...
  • tammietifanie
    tammietifanie Posts: 1,496 Member
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    75% of the guys look like that around here and i feel so sorry for the girls that date them..... and worse we have a lot of guys who where name brands like Fox but have never been on a dirt bike..... Drives me insane !!!!
  • Avalonis
    Avalonis Posts: 1,540 Member
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    Male D-bag:

    - has a picture of himself shirtless as an avatar in an attempt to attract women
    Or because this is a FITNESS SITE, and I'm proud of my hard work from flabby to fit?
    - Superman tattoo
    I could have a star, or a TapOut, or barbed wire tattoo.
    - wears cowboy hats....for fun

    Douche
    Redneck/Country... because I'm from Idaho? Get it right!
  • chocolateandvodka
    chocolateandvodka Posts: 1,856 Member
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    Male D-bag:

    - has a picture of himself shirtless as an avatar in an attempt to attract women
    - Superman tattoo
    - wears cowboy hats....for fun

    Douche

    *pssst.... your jealousy is showing, doll.

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