Visual Clues your date is a doucher

lakersfan4life

skinny jeans! how do you sit down in those things?

then theres the guy sagging the skinny jeans which looks like he's walking around with a load in his pants.

lemonadem

Don't be hatin on the MMA/Tapout gear!
American Top Team for Life!

Yea, I can't agree on the tapout shirt thing.. but thinking you are a badass only because you are wearing the shirt I'll give ya!

jend114

ankle monitoring bracelet

drog2323

You forgot winks and shoots his laser at you while tilting his head sideways!!!! Oh and a ballcap with the offical hologram sticker still on it.

And the tag still attached

drog2323

skinny jeans! how do you sit down in those things?

then theres the guy sagging the skinny jeans which looks like he's walking around with a load in his pants.

Agree. How does one move in Skinny jeans. The nether region cant be too comfy either

ahsongbird

Has a really cool wallet with a chain that is attached to thier belt loop.......

hey my brother does that and hes the bestest )) lol

drog2323

I don't see MMA shirts as being a trait of a doucher if they are just MMA fans that like the shirt. If they think they're BA by wearing them, then probably douchy.

incorrect. still a douche.

I did laugh out loud!! Lol

Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused

Female doucher:

1) First and foremost, shaves her eyebrows off and draws them on. F*ckin' sharpiebrows.
2) She has and posts duckface pics of herself.
3) Does her hair up like Medusa (saw that on someone's post on here, but he's dead on right).
4) Draws a dark line around her lips.
5) Long fake plastic nails. Let's face it, those are only good for digging into my back during sex.
6) Tans herself so she looks orange, but yet, still thinks she looks good.
7) Has incredibly white teeth to contrast with her aforementioned orange look.

Scott613

Female doucher:

1) First and foremost, shaves her eyebrows off and draws them on. F*ckin' sharpiebrows.
2) She has and posts duckface pics of herself.
3) Does her hair up like Medusa (saw that on someone's post on here, but he's dead on right).
4) Draws a dark line around her lips.
5) Long fake plastic nails. Let's face it, those are only good for digging into my back during sex.
6) Tans herself so she looks orange, but yet, still thinks she looks good.
7) Has incredibly white teeth to contrast with her aforementioned orange look.

I think you just described a Chola hahaha

dancingnancies

truck balls

I LITERALLY DESPISE THIS!!! LOL

_Timmeh_

Not visual but, anyone who thinks the Kardashian tv show is good and that those girls somehow contributed something worthy to society.

godroxmysox

ankle monitoring bracelet

haha...i would say, yes, absolutely

sjkcarter

You can support the troops, and believe in peace. As a former miltary member I believe in peace.

She has a

"Support our troops" bumper sticker on her car....then a "Peace" sticker...

azQmaster

Come on people, we are talking about Douche bags!

Truck balls = Red neck

Monitoring bracelet = criminal

Not the characteristics of a douche.

BigDaddyBRC

stampede55

Male D-bag:

- has a picture of himself shirtless as an avatar in an attempt to attract women
- Superman tattoo
- wears cowboy hats....for fun

Douche

Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused

Here's a real douche bag.

BigDaddyBRC

BobinNC66

An Obama sticker on her bumper!

JsGirl93

truck balls

Omg... this!

taniam16

2 words

Jersey Shore

Sums it up for both men and women

JsGirl93

Male D-bag:

- has a picture of himself shirtless as an avatar in an attempt to attract women
- Superman tattoo
- wears cowboy hats....for fun

Douche

Wow!

BigDaddyBRC

chocolateandvodka

continued list of visual signals for knowing he's a *kitten*:

duckface and or sunglasses in ANY of his pics for no obviously legitimate or ironic reasons.
any pics sent or on a dating site profile of them completely wasted
has any pics including dollar bills of ANY denomination
uses text lingo and is over the age of 21.
owns ed hardy anything
wears white sunglasses
wears bigger sunglasses than mine.
walks with a limp resembling a wounded animal
discusses his criminal record.... at length.
introduces himself using a nickname involving any references to cash, money, or balls.
asks if you're 420 friendly.... on or before the first date.
orders any alcoholic beverage made with a fruity base.
complains about the service without legitimate reason.
doesn't tip, or tips under 15% (20% in applicable circumstances)
has close friends that exhibit 3 or more of the signs listed.

Kimmy546

Lol, I like the guys in tap out shirts, and raiders jerseys and uses the word brah, just as much as I like the Polo shirt, slack wearing lacrosse lover guy. Lol You can date them all, just don't keep them all. lol

tammietifanie

lol

chocolateandvodka

Female doucher:

1) First and foremost, shaves her eyebrows off and draws them on. F*ckin' sharpiebrows.
2) She has and posts duckface pics of herself.
3) Does her hair up like Medusa (saw that on someone's post on here, but he's dead on right).
4) Draws a dark line around her lips.
5) Long fake plastic nails. Let's face it, those are only good for digging into my back during sex.
6) Tans herself so she looks orange, but yet, still thinks she looks good.
7) Has incredibly white teeth to contrast with her aforementioned orange look.

I think you just described a Chola hahaha

I LITERALLY thought the same thing Scott! hahahaha.... you must live around some ghetto Latinas. sorry bro...

tammietifanie

75% of the guys look like that around here and i feel so sorry for the girls that date them..... and worse we have a lot of guys who where name brands like Fox but have never been on a dirt bike..... Drives me insane !!!!

Avalonis

Male D-bag:

- has a picture of himself shirtless as an avatar in an attempt to attract women

Or because this is a FITNESS SITE, and I'm proud of my hard work from flabby to fit?

- Superman tattoo

I could have a star, or a TapOut, or barbed wire tattoo.

- wears cowboy hats....for fun

Douche

Redneck/Country... because I'm from Idaho? Get it right!

chocolateandvodka

Male D-bag:

- has a picture of himself shirtless as an avatar in an attempt to attract women
- Superman tattoo
- wears cowboy hats....for fun

Douche

*pssst.... your jealousy is showing, doll.