Visual Clues your date is a doucher

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  • Pocket_Pixi
    Pocket_Pixi Posts: 1,167 Member
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    truck balls

    I hate those ****ing things!!


    and just for the record not all guys with tattoos on their face are douches or thugs. Some of them are but I do actualyl know a couple of pretty decent non thug guys with tattoos on their face, of course they are tattoo artists but still not douchey or thug in anyway.
  • Ebbykins
    Ebbykins Posts: 420 Member
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    For women, really long acrylic nails and crazy hair like medusa all teased up and you can clearly tell they have extensions... with orange make up on that looks greasy, way too much eye liner and an expensive purse that isn't really paid for yet or by themselves at least...
  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
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    You forgot winks and shoots his laser at you while tilting his head sideways!!!! Oh and a ballcap with the offical hologram sticker still on it.
  • ansonrinesmith
    ansonrinesmith Posts: 755 Member
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    Don't be hatin on the MMA/Tapout gear!
    American Top Team for Life!

    :)
  • PrettyLittleLiar79
    PrettyLittleLiar79 Posts: 189
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    truck balls

    LoL!!! :laugh:
  • LoveleeB
    LoveleeB Posts: 560 Member
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    Female:

    1) constantly has an indestructable "pouf" on the top of her head
    2) face make-up that is many shades darker than the rest of her
    3) wears an Ed Hardy t-shirt or hat
    4) makes shirts into dresses
    5) if her lips seem blend into her bad face make-up color
    6) wearing 2 bras to make her boobs look bigger


    That's all I got at the moment. lol
  • elsham
    elsham Posts: 549 Member
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    Wears concealer for lipstick. I've seen it before.

    Oh, and looks like she was color blind when choosing her make-up colors.
  • elsham
    elsham Posts: 549 Member
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    The Macarena is the only dance move they know.

    Hey, at least they know something lol.
  • ThePhoenixRose
    ThePhoenixRose Posts: 1,985 Member
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    I don't see MMA shirts as being a trait of a doucher if they are just MMA fans that like the shirt. If they think they're BA by wearing them, then probably douchy.

    incorrect. still a douche.
  • Cupcake_Anonymous
    Cupcake_Anonymous Posts: 27
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  • lakersfan4life
    lakersfan4life Posts: 322 Member
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    skinny jeans! how do you sit down in those things?

    then theres the guy sagging the skinny jeans which looks like he's walking around with a load in his pants.
  • lemonadem
    lemonadem Posts: 398 Member
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    Don't be hatin on the MMA/Tapout gear!
    American Top Team for Life!

    :)

    Yea, I can't agree on the tapout shirt thing.. but thinking you are a badass only because you are wearing the shirt I'll give ya!
  • jend114
    jend114 Posts: 1,058 Member
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  • drog2323
    drog2323 Posts: 1,386 Member
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    You forgot winks and shoots his laser at you while tilting his head sideways!!!! Oh and a ballcap with the offical hologram sticker still on it.

    And the tag still attached
  • drog2323
    drog2323 Posts: 1,386 Member
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    skinny jeans! how do you sit down in those things?

    then theres the guy sagging the skinny jeans which looks like he's walking around with a load in his pants.

    Agree. How does one move in Skinny jeans. The nether region cant be too comfy either
  • ahsongbird
    ahsongbird Posts: 712 Member
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    Has a really cool wallet with a chain that is attached to thier belt loop.......
    hey my brother does that and hes the bestest :))) lol
  • drog2323
    drog2323 Posts: 1,386 Member
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    I don't see MMA shirts as being a trait of a doucher if they are just MMA fans that like the shirt. If they think they're BA by wearing them, then probably douchy.

    incorrect. still a douche.

    I did laugh out loud!! Lol
  • Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused
    Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused Posts: 935 Member
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    Female doucher:

    1) First and foremost, shaves her eyebrows off and draws them on. F*ckin' sharpiebrows.
    2) She has and posts duckface pics of herself.
    3) Does her hair up like Medusa (saw that on someone's post on here, but he's dead on right).
    4) Draws a dark line around her lips.
    5) Long fake plastic nails. Let's face it, those are only good for digging into my back during sex.
    6) Tans herself so she looks orange, but yet, still thinks she looks good.
    7) Has incredibly white teeth to contrast with her aforementioned orange look.


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  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
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    Female doucher:

    1) First and foremost, shaves her eyebrows off and draws them on. F*ckin' sharpiebrows.
    2) She has and posts duckface pics of herself.
    3) Does her hair up like Medusa (saw that on someone's post on here, but he's dead on right).
    4) Draws a dark line around her lips.
    5) Long fake plastic nails. Let's face it, those are only good for digging into my back during sex.
    6) Tans herself so she looks orange, but yet, still thinks she looks good.
    7) Has incredibly white teeth to contrast with her aforementioned orange look.


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    I think you just described a Chola hahaha
  • dancingnancies
    dancingnancies Posts: 255 Member
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    truck balls

    I LITERALLY DESPISE THIS!!! LOL

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