Stop peeing!!!!!

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  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
    Did nobody get the fact that she was in the middle of painting her fingernails? How was she supposed to make him a sandwich when she was in the middle of painting her nails? I don't know about anyone else but I wouldn't be able to make a sandwich without smearing the nail polish. He's a big boy, he can make his own sandwich. I don't care if he was working on her car. He should be doing that because he wants to help her out not because he wants payment for it.
    It's her job. End of discussion.
  • Johnnyswife
    Johnnyswife Posts: 1,447 Member
    I was so mislead ... I thought this was going to be all about urine, but it turns out it's almost all about sandwiches.
    Yeah me too...now I want a sandwich....and a cold beer.
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    Did nobody get the fact that she was in the middle of painting her fingernails? How was she supposed to make him a sandwich when she was in the middle of painting her nails? I don't know about anyone else but I wouldn't be able to make a sandwich without smearing the nail polish. He's a big boy, he can make his own sandwich. I don't care if he was working on her car. He should be doing that because he wants to help her out not because he wants payment for it.


    You're right - I suppose she could have just given him some adult time after her nails were dry.
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
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  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    I was so mislead ... I thought this was going to be all about urine, but it turns out it's almost all about sandwiches.
    Yeah me too...now I want a sandwich....and a cold beer.

    Sandwich and cold beer - love of my life.
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    [img]http://www.dessertcomesfirst.com/wp-content/uploads/blogger/img/282/5509/640/fixed pancake sandwich.jpg[/img]

    i want one just like the picture

    :noway:
  • TluvK
    TluvK Posts: 733 Member
    I was so mislead ... I thought this was going to be all about urine, but it turns out it's almost all about sandwiches.


    Did you dry your nails and make the sammich? Because I mean, dudes need help with their sammiches. Kinda like how girls need help with their cars.

    i find this sexist!
    i did car mechanics at college, and its me who helps guys with there cars..

    You did car mechanics? Were there a lot of them? I can't believe that was allowed at your college. I hope you were safe. :ohwell:
  • Johnnyswife
    Johnnyswife Posts: 1,447 Member
    Did nobody get the fact that she was in the middle of painting her fingernails? How was she supposed to make him a sandwich when she was in the middle of painting her nails? I don't know about anyone else but I wouldn't be able to make a sandwich without smearing the nail polish. He's a big boy, he can make his own sandwich. I don't care if he was working on her car. He should be doing that because he wants to help her out not because he wants payment for it.
    It's her job. End of discussion.
    He was working on her car. He had grease on his hands. All she has to do is switch to a fast drying nail polish and she'll be ready to make a sandwich whenever he needs one.
  • Helice
    Helice Posts: 1,075 Member
    I was so mislead ... I thought this was going to be all about urine, but it turns out it's almost all about sandwiches.


    Did you dry your nails and make the sammich? Because I mean, dudes need help with their sammiches. Kinda like how girls need help with their cars.

    i find this sexist!
    i did car mechanics at college, and its me who helps guys with there cars..

    You did car mechanics? Were there a lot of them? I can't believe that was allowed at your college. I hope you were safe. :ohwell:

    The college actually had a garage out the back. So people would bring their cars to us for cheaper cost than normal places. And we would fix the car while being supervised by our teacher. And then the money went to the college, and we got a qualification out of the work.
  • Gigi_licious
    Gigi_licious Posts: 1,185 Member
    Can't tell if serious post.
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    Did nobody get the fact that she was in the middle of painting her fingernails? How was she supposed to make him a sandwich when she was in the middle of painting her nails? I don't know about anyone else but I wouldn't be able to make a sandwich without smearing the nail polish. He's a big boy, he can make his own sandwich. I don't care if he was working on her car. He should be doing that because he wants to help her out not because he wants payment for it.
    It's her job. End of discussion.

    Who said it was her job? Like I said, he's a big boy, he can make his own sandwich.
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
    Did nobody get the fact that she was in the middle of painting her fingernails? How was she supposed to make him a sandwich when she was in the middle of painting her nails? I don't know about anyone else but I wouldn't be able to make a sandwich without smearing the nail polish. He's a big boy, he can make his own sandwich. I don't care if he was working on her car. He should be doing that because he wants to help her out not because he wants payment for it.
    It's her job. End of discussion.

    Who said it was her job? Like I said, he's a big boy, he can make his own sandwich.
    She's a woman? Am I missing something here? Seems pretty obvious - it's her responsibility.
  • barbiex3
    barbiex3 Posts: 1,036 Member
    I was so mislead ... I thought this was going to be all about urine, but it turns out it's almost all about sandwiches.


    Did you dry your nails and make the sammich? Because I mean, dudes need help with their sammiches. Kinda like how girls need help with their cars.

    i find this sexist!
    i did car mechanics at college, and its me who helps guys with there cars..

    You did car mechanics? Were there a lot of them? I can't believe that was allowed at your college. I hope you were safe. :ohwell:

    The college actually had a garage out the back. So people would bring their cars to us for cheaper cost than normal places. And we would fix the car while being supervised by our teacher. And then the money went to the college, and we got a qualification out of the work.


    hahaha omggg.

    here's the question I gotta ask: did you ever end up graduating?
    where do you work now?
  • lol he's fixing your car... make the man a sandwich :)

    Agreed! :)
  • barbiex3
    barbiex3 Posts: 1,036 Member
    Did nobody get the fact that she was in the middle of painting her fingernails? How was she supposed to make him a sandwich when she was in the middle of painting her nails? I don't know about anyone else but I wouldn't be able to make a sandwich without smearing the nail polish. He's a big boy, he can make his own sandwich. I don't care if he was working on her car. He should be doing that because he wants to help her out not because he wants payment for it.
    It's her job. End of discussion.

    Who said it was her job? Like I said, he's a big boy, he can make his own sandwich.
    She's a woman? Am I missing something here? Seems pretty obvious - it's her responsibility.

    exactly! i'm still hung up on the fact that she was even out of the kitchen in the first place...
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    Did nobody get the fact that she was in the middle of painting her fingernails? How was she supposed to make him a sandwich when she was in the middle of painting her nails? I don't know about anyone else but I wouldn't be able to make a sandwich without smearing the nail polish. He's a big boy, he can make his own sandwich. I don't care if he was working on her car. He should be doing that because he wants to help her out not because he wants payment for it.
    It's her job. End of discussion.

    Who said it was her job? Like I said, he's a big boy, he can make his own sandwich.
    She's a woman? Am I missing something here? Seems pretty obvious - it's her responsibility.

    Yes I guess you are missing something. Just because she's a woman doesn't automatically make it her responsibility.
  • Uerzer
    Uerzer Posts: 273
    Too much quoting

    This is getting serious!

    EDIT: added more quotes.... due to a PM request i just got!
    EDIT 2: Holy cow! it just bugged!
  • Helice
    Helice Posts: 1,075 Member
    I was so mislead ... I thought this was going to be all about urine, but it turns out it's almost all about sandwiches.


    Did you dry your nails and make the sammich? Because I mean, dudes need help with their sammiches. Kinda like how girls need help with their cars.

    i find this sexist!
    i did car mechanics at college, and its me who helps guys with there cars..

    You did car mechanics? Were there a lot of them? I can't believe that was allowed at your college. I hope you were safe. :ohwell:

    The college actually had a garage out the back. So people would bring their cars to us for cheaper cost than normal places. And we would fix the car while being supervised by our teacher. And then the money went to the college, and we got a qualification out of the work.


    hahaha omggg.

    here's the question I gotta ask: did you ever end up graduating?
    where do you work now?

    I did end up graduating, but u have to do 2 years. And i finished year one. but then couldnt afford year 2.
    Which sucks! =(
  • foremant86
    foremant86 Posts: 1,115 Member
    Did nobody get the fact that she was in the middle of painting her fingernails? How was she supposed to make him a sandwich when she was in the middle of painting her nails? I don't know about anyone else but I wouldn't be able to make a sandwich without smearing the nail polish. He's a big boy, he can make his own sandwich. I don't care if he was working on her car. He should be doing that because he wants to help her out not because he wants payment for it.
    It's her job. End of discussion.

    Who said it was her job? Like I said, he's a big boy, he can make his own sandwich.
    She's a woman? Am I missing something here? Seems pretty obvious - it's her responsibility.

    Yes I guess you are missing something. Just because she's a woman doesn't automatically make it her responsibility.

    you're being trolled, rofl.
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    Too much quoting

    This is getting serious!

    EDIT: added more quotes.... due to a PM request i just got!

    :laugh: :laugh:
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    Did nobody get the fact that she was in the middle of painting her fingernails? How was she supposed to make him a sandwich when she was in the middle of painting her nails? I don't know about anyone else but I wouldn't be able to make a sandwich without smearing the nail polish. He's a big boy, he can make his own sandwich. I don't care if he was working on her car. He should be doing that because he wants to help her out not because he wants payment for it.
    It's her job. End of discussion.

    Who said it was her job? Like I said, he's a big boy, he can make his own sandwich.
    She's a woman? Am I missing something here? Seems pretty obvious - it's her responsibility.

    Yes I guess you are missing something. Just because she's a woman doesn't automatically make it her responsibility.

    you're being trolled, rofl.

    I know. I just thought it was funny to keep it going. :laugh: :laugh:
  • Johnnyswife
    Johnnyswife Posts: 1,447 Member
    Too much quoting

    This is getting serious!

    EDIT: added more quotes.... due to a PM request i just got!

    :laugh: :laugh:
    Now that is some serious quoting!! :noway: :laugh:
  • Elizabeth_C34
    Elizabeth_C34 Posts: 6,376 Member
    Okay so UGGGHHHHH. Like my boyfriend is such a jerk. I was busy painting my finger nails last night and he comes in the room and asks me to make him a sandwich? Why do i have to always make him sandwiches? He never makes ME a sandwich. And i mean i told him that i was really busy so i couldn't. I wouldn't have minded making him one but i mean come on. He wants me to look nice for him and then gets mad when i dont make his stupid sandwich. So he apologizes and says "Sorry hun i didn't know you would get upset". WHY DOES HE HAVE TO EGG ME ON LIKE THAT? So i got mad and said why are you always making fun of me? Why do you have to say things like that to me?

    And every time we are going to go out he always has to go to the bathroom right when we are going to leave. Its like UGGGHHH!!! Why couldn't you have gone BEFORE we were about to leave?

    UGGGHH!!!!

    Repeat after me, "No."

    Learn the word.
  • Stacera
    Stacera Posts: 347 Member
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  • maidentl
    maidentl Posts: 3,203 Member
    Your trolling skills suck.

    And yet so many people fell for it. I weep for humanity. :cry:
  • Everyone knows a woman has smaller feet so she can stand closer to the counter to make sammiches.
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    Too much quoting

    This is getting serious!

    EDIT: added more quotes.... due to a PM request i just got!

    :laugh: :laugh:
    Now that is some serious quoting!! :noway: :laugh:
    But we all love quoting quotes within quotes within quotes :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • skierxjes
    skierxjes Posts: 926 Member
    lol i hope this is a joke

    That makes 2 of us.
  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
    Did nobody get the fact that she was in the middle of painting her fingernails? How was she supposed to make him a sandwich when she was in the middle of painting her nails? I don't know about anyone else but I wouldn't be able to make a sandwich without smearing the nail polish. He's a big boy, he can make his own sandwich. I don't care if he was working on her car. He should be doing that because he wants to help her out not because he wants payment for it.


    You're right - I suppose she could have just given him some adult time after her nails were dry.

    Adult time does not require dry nails...in fact, a good bj doesn't require hands at all, and he probably would have forgotten about the sandwich until later when her nails were dry.
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    Everyone knows a woman has smaller feet so she can stand closer to the counter to make sammiches.

    No that's why there's that toe space along the bottom of the lower cabinets. It's so men can stand close to the counter and make their own sandwiches.
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