Biggest things not to do on a first date

Elizabeth_C34

My worst first date ever went something like this:

Step 1: Meet guy who seems totally normal, cute, fun, smart, flirty, etc. on internet dating (I did this many times without a problem in the past)
Step 2: Agree to meet said guy for coffee and light chitchat at local coffeeshop.
Step 3: Guy calls to say his car is broken down and asks if I can come get him. No biggie. *kitten* happens sometimes.
Step 4: Pickup guy. Guy looks like he's about to blow away with a stiff breeze, not anything like the cute kinda hunky guy in his pictures. Girl is not attracted.
Step 5: Take guy to coffeeshop and agree to continue the date despite inattraction because he seems cool.
Step 6: Guy begins gettin' fresh in the parking lot on the way INTO the coffeeshop. Girl begins to regret Step 5.
Step 7: Guy sits down and begins talking about his manhood and how amazing he is in bed. Everyone at coffeeshop hears him talking. Girl is mortified and hiding face behind abnormally large hot coca cup. Girl is going to make sure to smack herself for Step 5.
Step 8: Girl stands up and leaves guy at coffeeshop with no ride home.
Step 9: Girl goes home and smacks forhead against wall for Step 5.

Shock_Wave

Having the chick your with looking at all the guys that are checking her out while you are talking to her. Thats soooo annoying and rude!!

krissagirl0709

My worst first date ever went something like this:

Step 1: Meet guy who seems totally normal, cute, fun, smart, flirty, etc. on internet dating (I did this many times without a problem in the past)
Step 2: Agree to meet said guy for coffee and light chitchat at local coffeeshop.
Step 3: Guy calls to say his car is broken down and asks if I can come get him. No biggie. *kitten* happens sometimes.
Step 4: Pickup guy. Guy looks like he's about to blow away with a stiff breeze, not anything like the cute kinda hunky guy in his pictures. Girl is not attracted.
Step 5: Take guy to coffeeshop and agree to continue the date despite inattraction because he seems cool.
Step 6: Guy begins gettin' fresh in the parking lot on the way INTO the coffeeshop. Girl begins to regret Step 5.
Step 7: Guy sits down and begins talking about his manhood and how amazing he is in bed. Everyone at coffeeshop hears him talking. Girl is mortified and hiding face behind abnormally large hot coca cup. Girl is going to make sure to smack herself for Step 5.
Step 8: Girl stands up and leaves guy at coffeeshop with no ride home.
Step 9: Girl goes home and smacks forhead against wall for Step 5.

oh no! At least you were nice to give him a chance...but the fact that he obviously lied about who he was in a picture beforehand HUGE no

krissagirl0709

Having the chick your with looking at all the guys that are checking her out while you are talking to her. Thats soooo annoying and rude!!

very rude, that or if they pay no attention to you basically sitting there texting other people constantly.

Elizabeth_C34

My worst first date ever went something like this:

Step 1: Meet guy who seems totally normal, cute, fun, smart, flirty, etc. on internet dating (I did this many times without a problem in the past)
Step 2: Agree to meet said guy for coffee and light chitchat at local coffeeshop.
Step 3: Guy calls to say his car is broken down and asks if I can come get him. No biggie. *kitten* happens sometimes.
Step 4: Pickup guy. Guy looks like he's about to blow away with a stiff breeze, not anything like the cute kinda hunky guy in his pictures. Girl is not attracted.
Step 5: Take guy to coffeeshop and agree to continue the date despite inattraction because he seems cool.
Step 6: Guy begins gettin' fresh in the parking lot on the way INTO the coffeeshop. Girl begins to regret Step 5.
Step 7: Guy sits down and begins talking about his manhood and how amazing he is in bed. Everyone at coffeeshop hears him talking. Girl is mortified and hiding face behind abnormally large hot coca cup. Girl is going to make sure to smack herself for Step 5.
Step 8: Girl stands up and leaves guy at coffeeshop with no ride home.
Step 9: Girl goes home and smacks forhead against wall for Step 5.

oh no! At least you were nice to give him a chance...but the fact that he obviously lied about who he was in a picture beforehand HUGE no

Yeah. My next date was with my future husband, so I guess I learned my lesson

aliciar3

It wasn't a first date, but one guy started talking about 'our' wedding on date 3... goodbye.

krissagirl0709

It wasn't a first date, but one guy started talking about 'our' wedding on date 3... goodbye.

haha scary!

_Timmeh_

Refuse to eat while out on the dinner date, because your religion told you to fast on that day.

cabaray

Worst first date ever...things went great the entire evening. So well, we had a little makeout session in the car...UNTIL, he "finished" in his pants without me even touching it...Game Over!

krissagirl0709

Worst first date ever...things went great the entire evening. So well, we had a little makeout session in the car...UNTIL, he "finished" in his pants without me even touching it...Game Over!

lol this is kind of funny. i probably would have overlooked it based on everything else going well.

MiaOrange

Never been on a date!

Someone send me there top 10 what not to do and what to do... Lol

No like seriously lol

Me neither. I managed to get married without ever going on a date.

I feel for you! I dont consider myself having been on a real date either.. at least not since I was 16...

I don't remember going on a date. I feel clueless. Maybe it'll happen one day.

peecolay

Worst first date ever...things went great the entire evening. So well, we had a little makeout session in the car...UNTIL, he "finished" in his pants without me even touching it...Game Over!

lol this is kind of funny. i probably would have overlooked it based on everything else going well.

I made the mistake of actually dating this kinda guy for about 5 months. The way he acted, was like dating a fourteen year old girl. And, get this, he was 8 YEARS older than me. I mean really? Grow a pair.

MîîśÊmÿłõü

My worst first date ever...

I'm in a band and decided to go out on a date with a girl that frequently went to our shows. We had chatted at these shows previously, exchanged a few texts, and decided to meet up. We went out, had fun, had some food, some drinks, some laughs. And at the end of the night she invited me back to her place...

And introduced me to her husband and 2 year old son.

Dealbreaker.

Omg! what was she thinking!

MîîśÊmÿłõü

Save the prison time stories until the 2nd date

im totes into that stuff, id be totally into hearing all about it haha

MîîśÊmÿłõü

Erm dont have a conversation soley about not having sex on the first date

and then doing it haha seriously im so stupid lol

but were married now Phew!

BigDanTX

Don't tell me how every guy you date ends up being gay (but OMG her shoes were *fab*u*lous*).

For the love of Pete please make sure your place does not reek of cat pee before you invite me over.

Don't I bring along your bipolar man-hating lesbian friend.

Don't say how you would love to meet my kid and then curse at some kids for playing too loud.

Don't be a B to the valet, hostess, bartender, our waiter, other waitstaff, the manager, the busboy, the valet again, and then leave me a voicemail 2 days later wondering why I have not called you. "Wow I had such a great time the other nite and I could tell you did too. We should go and eat there again...it can like be our place" ummmm NO!