The object to your left....

StrengthIDidntKnow

a red stapler and a stapler remover that looks like an aligator....i think i can make this work.

This is the first image that popped in my head too.

p0pr0cksnc0ke

Three empty water bottles.. and some pushpins holding up pictures

sahmed15

post it notes, phone, watch, calculator and water bottle

virginiejaubin

a pen and a note pad...

sandrinamsilva

An almost empty 33oz bottle of Smart Water

melanie_J

A yappy chihuahua who drops onto her back for a belly rub when approached by anybody....maybe she can trip the zombie? Probably still screwed though.

mandemonious

I wanna hang with kapeluza when the zombies come!

I have---
a small dry erase/bulletin board with the following items attached to or hanging from it:
-a collection of lanyards and name badges from past conferences
-a crown royal bag full of dry erase markers (asst colors)
-3 buttons/pins (such as those you attach to clothes to advocate a cause or advertise a band)
-3 push pins
-2 fortune cookie fortunes
-1 Non-GMO shopping guide

So, I can do one of the following:
-organize and facilitate a meeting with the zombies
-color on their zombie faces
-accessorize their zombie outfits
-stab them in their zombie eyes with push pins
-or educate them about GMO foods and where to purchase them

Okay, yep---screwed...

***Edited to correct spelling of kapeluza :flowerforyou:

MissO﹠A

A horribly ugly vase with those horrendous sticks wrapped in lights which is intended as "decor" -- I'm proper f*cked.

cdngirl71

Tape dispenser, stapler and post-its. I am at work, LOL.

ilookthetype

Awesome. I have a little knife, anti-bacterial soap, a bottle of Lysol, and a lighter. I can light those stinkers on fire, chop them up into bits, and wash my hands.

mandemonious

Awesome. I have a little knife, anti-bacterial soap, a bottle of Lysol, and a lighter. I can light those stinkers on fire, chop them up into bits, and wash my hands.

Okay, you and kapeluza are my first picks for my zombie survival team. Recruitment starting soon. You know, just in case.

SinIsIn

I wanna hang with kapaluza when the zombies come!

I have---
a small dry erase/bulletin board with the following items attached to or hanging from it:
-a collection of lanyards and name badges from past conferences
-a crown royal bag full of dry erase markers (asst colors)
-3 buttons/pins (such as those you attach to clothes to advocate a cause or advertise a band)
-3 push pins
-2 fortune cookie fortunes
-1 Non-GMO shopping guide

So, I can do one of the following:
-organize and facilitate a meeting with the zombies
-color on their zombie faces
-accessorize their zombie outfits
-stab them in their zombie eyes with push pins
-or educate them about GMO foods and where to purchase them

Okay, yep---screwed...

:laugh:

WifeNMama

A horribly ugly vase with those horrendous sticks wrapped in lights which is intended as "decor" -- I'm proper f*cked.

Uh. You have a vase to bludgeon with, sticks to pierce with, a string of lights to strangle or electrocute with.
I have my three year old son, his plastic cup of milk, and the dog. He's a collie/lab cross. Ooh! Beside them is a wooden chair. I could make that work...

dragonbait0126

I've got a plastic fork, a pen, my keys, and a stack of paper. I'm not getting very far.

Goldenwoof

Mine would be a book: "Professional Visual Studio 2010." If the zombies are fellow computer geeks, I could fascinate them so they wouldn't wanna kill me. If they're not, I could bore them into submission.

Kolohe71

I'm screwed... All I've got is the cap to my waterbottle and a red pen.

HannahPastoor

A folder with all my recipes and crocheting patterns in it, a ball of yarn and a crochet hook.

twinsanity

A tool box full of tools, 2 cups full of highlighters and pens, a stapler and a camera.

Secret_Agent_007

You're all screwed, I've got acetylene torches. :laugh: Muuaahh aahh ah ah.

SinIsIn

A tool box full of tools, 2 cups full of highlighters and pens, a stapler and a camera.

I know who I'm going to be with!!!!!! :P

ReinasWrath

wow! it is a PILLOW how ****ed am i?!

KnottyJen

A plastic, 32oz water bottle and my sunglasses. Awesome defenses.

MissO﹠A

A horribly ugly vase with those horrendous sticks wrapped in lights which is intended as "decor" -- I'm proper f*cked.

Uh. You have a vase to bludgeon with, sticks to pierce with, a string of lights to strangle or electrocute with.
I have my three year old son, his plastic cup of milk, and the dog. He's a collie/lab cross. Ooh! Beside them is a wooden chair. I could make that work...

Nah, vase isn't that heavy and the sticks are too thin. But, upon second thought, I could wield my DSLR like a less-spiky flail; that'll work. I'm going with my Nikon.

DWilbanks

I gots a cubicle wall :sad: I'm screwed

skierxjes

Mine would be a boy.. His name is Josh (I think) haha

Pollywog39

I have this:

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The tape dispenser part has a REALLLY sharp edge - I've actually cut myself on it. I could use that to decimate the zombies, then I could poke their eyes out with the pens, and clip those folder clips to their noses & ears! I'm sure THAT would hurt......but then, do those body parts fall off when you clip stuff to 'em?

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Contrarian

A chair. I can work with that.

sgoldman328

My friend Kathryn. She's brilliant. We're gonna be just fine

CoryIda

Hole-punch. Or a coaster. Or a video camera. Hmmm...

skittybang

An open Nalgene bottle with an orange straw. Hmmm...... I can get all stabby with the straw and since the bottle is almost indestructible I can smash heads with it.