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  • foremant86
    foremant86 Posts: 1,115 Member
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    a desk lamp!
  • 2012Kristin
    2012Kristin Posts: 222 Member
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    car keys and my day planner..... Yikes!
  • quigonnjae
    quigonnjae Posts: 399
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    a red stapler and a stapler remover that looks like an aligator....i think i can make this work.

    milton1.jpg
  • Salamanda425
    Salamanda425 Posts: 358
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    great.....post it notes as well. Perhaps we can start a Post it Notes Army!
  • kalexander2005
    kalexander2005 Posts: 223 Member
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    A bottle of Isopropyl Rubbing Alcohol....if I throw that on their face, will it dissolve them at least?! :(

    Maybe not kill, but seriously disinfect that sucker's face. HAHA
  • SinIsIn
    SinIsIn Posts: 1,865 Member
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    great.....post it notes as well. Perhaps we can start a Post it Notes Army!

    LOL...there's never a crossbow when you need it huh?
  • kalexander2005
    kalexander2005 Posts: 223 Member
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    a red stapler and a stapler remover that looks like an aligator....i think i can make this work.

    milton1.jpg

    HAHA THis was the picture that came to mind for me too!! :)
  • lorac321
    lorac321 Posts: 627 Member
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    Water and a foot of files waiting for me to get to them...
  • monroe61
    monroe61 Posts: 620 Member
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    Sweet... I have some sort of electric drill type thing!! LOL
    I guess it pays to be the office manager for the maint department at a time like this :)
  • therapyruns
    therapyruns Posts: 164 Member
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    my coffee mug with hot coffee in it!
  • StrengthIDidntKnow
    StrengthIDidntKnow Posts: 568 Member
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    a red stapler and a stapler remover that looks like an aligator....i think i can make this work.

    milton1.jpg
    This is the first image that popped in my head too.
  • p0pr0cksnc0ke
    p0pr0cksnc0ke Posts: 1,283 Member
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    Three empty water bottles.. and some pushpins holding up pictures
  • sahmed15
    sahmed15 Posts: 20 Member
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    post it notes, phone, watch, calculator and water bottle
  • virginiejaubin
    virginiejaubin Posts: 497 Member
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    a pen and a note pad...
  • sandrinamsilva
    sandrinamsilva Posts: 651 Member
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    An almost empty 33oz bottle of Smart Water
  • melanie_J
    melanie_J Posts: 136 Member
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    A yappy chihuahua who drops onto her back for a belly rub when approached by anybody....maybe she can trip the zombie? Probably still screwed though.
  • mandemonious
    mandemonious Posts: 217 Member
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    I wanna hang with kapeluza when the zombies come!

    I have---
    a small dry erase/bulletin board with the following items attached to or hanging from it:
    -a collection of lanyards and name badges from past conferences
    -a crown royal bag full of dry erase markers (asst colors)
    -3 buttons/pins (such as those you attach to clothes to advocate a cause or advertise a band)
    -3 push pins
    -2 fortune cookie fortunes
    -1 Non-GMO shopping guide

    So, I can do one of the following:
    -organize and facilitate a meeting with the zombies
    -color on their zombie faces
    -accessorize their zombie outfits
    -stab them in their zombie eyes with push pins
    -or educate them about GMO foods and where to purchase them

    Okay, yep---screwed...

    ***Edited to correct spelling of kapeluza :flowerforyou:
  • MissO﹠A
    MissO﹠A Posts: 906 Member
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    A horribly ugly vase with those horrendous sticks wrapped in lights which is intended as "decor" -- I'm proper f*cked.
  • cdngirl71
    cdngirl71 Posts: 2,707 Member
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    Tape dispenser, stapler and post-its. I am at work, LOL.
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
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    Awesome. I have a little knife, anti-bacterial soap, a bottle of Lysol, and a lighter. I can light those stinkers on fire, chop them up into bits, and wash my hands.

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