The object to your left....

tabi26

I have the P90X Extreme Home Fitness Nutrition Plan.....I guess I'll have to educate them on their servings of carbs, fats and proteins....I'm screwed!

Fat_Bottomed_Girl

A slightly damp, crumpled up paper towel?

hazelnutflav

my house keys, and a dinner plate with a fork on it......oh yeah im ready.

CannibalisticVegetarian

Well.. I have a small shelf (possibly too heavy to wield, let alone bludgeon any zombies to death with). There's also a plastic cup, a mechanical pencil, and one of my flip-flops.. I'd better call MacGyver. HE'LL know what to do!

jasmineheaven

Pft...my gosh darn blanket. Well I could use it as a parachute.

rissadiane

I have two cats, a blanket, my purse and my husband.


Um... yeah I'm screwed. My cats would be so excited to have new people to play with :ohwell:

jasmineheaven

I have two cats, a blanket, my purse and my husband.


Um... yeah I'm screwed. My cats would be so excited to have new people to play with :ohwell:

AT least you have people AND animals with you. I only have the blanket lol

rissadiane

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I have two cats, a blanket, my purse and my husband.


Um... yeah I'm screwed. My cats would be so excited to have new people to play with :ohwell:

AT least you have people AND animals with you. I only have the blanket lol

I'll let you borrow a cat to hide under your blanket with you :flowerforyou:

ILiftHeavyAcrylics

Droid phone or pug. . . hmm toss up :P

jasmineheaven

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I have two cats, a blanket, my purse and my husband.


Um... yeah I'm screwed. My cats would be so excited to have new people to play with :ohwell:

AT least you have people AND animals with you. I only have the blanket lol

I'll let you borrow a cat to hide under your blanket with you :flowerforyou:

Thanks I always wanted my own cat :-)

jecka31

I can either go with an umbrella or a stack of Self Magazines, either way I'm screwed!

mistresseeyore

Couch, that has a lot of stuff on it. Confiscated from my 22 month old!

i_love_vinegar

my guitar~Thank gawsh my guitar teacher taught me how to hit people over the head with it

dreamshadows

My Laptop or telephone.

rissadiane

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I have two cats, a blanket, my purse and my husband.


Um... yeah I'm screwed. My cats would be so excited to have new people to play with :ohwell:

AT least you have people AND animals with you. I only have the blanket lol

I'll let you borrow a cat to hide under your blanket with you :flowerforyou:

Thanks I always wanted my own cat :-)

You can pick the nice snuggly one or the Satan cat :happy:

asyouseefit

Hole punch. Could always punch them to death?

MisterDubs303

Cell phone.
"Can you hear me now, MFer?!?!"

karyngrace

the tv remote........i'm totally getting eaten!!!